Frank Gannucci
05-28-2021, 11:28 PM
(The Boston Celtics beat the Brooklyn Nets 125-119.)
(Ralph & Ed are playing pool.)
Ed: "What a lousy game last night. The Nets lost to the Celtics."
Ralph: "I hope that the Celtics don't make a comeback. The Nets still have a one game lead."
Ed: "Ralph, they won't. The Nets have plenty of time to think about their loss."
(Harvey comes by.)
Harvey: "What a bad night Ralph. Both teams lost. Boohoo...Hahahaha!"
Ralph: "I will show you. The Nets and the Knicks will advance. They will. I don't make bets my body can't cash."
Ed: "And you got a pretty big body too."
(Ralph elbows Ed.)
Ralph: "I wanted to play basketball but I was too short and maybe a little too heavy."
Harvey: "A little too heavy? You are too fat to be a horse."
(Ed laughs hysterically.)
Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT A FAT LIP NORTON?"
Ed: "I am surprised if you didn't get a heart attack running down the court."
Ralph (yells): "COME ON NORTON! PUT' EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"
(Harvey leaves. People try to separate Ralph & Ed.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed are playing pool.)
Ed: "What a lousy game last night. The Nets lost to the Celtics."
Ralph: "I hope that the Celtics don't make a comeback. The Nets still have a one game lead."
Ed: "Ralph, they won't. The Nets have plenty of time to think about their loss."
(Harvey comes by.)
Harvey: "What a bad night Ralph. Both teams lost. Boohoo...Hahahaha!"
Ralph: "I will show you. The Nets and the Knicks will advance. They will. I don't make bets my body can't cash."
Ed: "And you got a pretty big body too."
(Ralph elbows Ed.)
Ralph: "I wanted to play basketball but I was too short and maybe a little too heavy."
Harvey: "A little too heavy? You are too fat to be a horse."
(Ed laughs hysterically.)
Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT A FAT LIP NORTON?"
Ed: "I am surprised if you didn't get a heart attack running down the court."
Ralph (yells): "COME ON NORTON! PUT' EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"
(Harvey leaves. People try to separate Ralph & Ed.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)