View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 6)


Frank Gannucci
05-28-2021, 11:28 PM
(The Boston Celtics beat the Brooklyn Nets 125-119.)

(Ralph & Ed are playing pool.)

Ed: "What a lousy game last night. The Nets lost to the Celtics."

Ralph: "I hope that the Celtics don't make a comeback. The Nets still have a one game lead."

Ed: "Ralph, they won't. The Nets have plenty of time to think about their loss."

(Harvey comes by.)

Harvey: "What a bad night Ralph. Both teams lost. Boohoo...Hahahaha!"

Ralph: "I will show you. The Nets and the Knicks will advance. They will. I don't make bets my body can't cash."

Ed: "And you got a pretty big body too."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Ralph: "I wanted to play basketball but I was too short and maybe a little too heavy."

Harvey: "A little too heavy? You are too fat to be a horse."

(Ed laughs hysterically.)

Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT A FAT LIP NORTON?"

Ed: "I am surprised if you didn't get a heart attack running down the court."

Ralph (yells): "COME ON NORTON! PUT' EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Harvey leaves. People try to separate Ralph & Ed.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)