Frank Gannucci
05-28-2021, 09:57 PM
(The Atlanta Hawks beat the NY Knicks 104-95.)
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the Raccoon Lodge.)
Ralph: "What a lousy game."
Ed: "That's true Ralph. At least the Nets have a real good chance of advancing."
(Freddie Muller comes by.)
Fred: "I see that the Knicks lost."
Ralph: "Yes Freddie."
Fred: "The Knicks haven't won an NBA title since 1973."
Ed: "That is almot 50 years ago."
Ralph: "I remember watching the movie Crooklyn. A 1994 movie that was set in the 1970s. One of the oldest kids wanted to see the Knicks win the NBA title."
Ed: "Man do I feel old."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "Norton, we are no longer young. We have reached the second plateau."
Ed: "I am surprised that you haven't broken it by standing on it."
Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton."
Freddie: "Judging by the tournament, if the Knicks and the Nets face each other, it will be in the third round."
Ralph: "I like that since it means that one of our teams will go to the NBA finals."
Ed: "If the Nets advance, it looks like they will face Milwaukee and not the Heat."
Ralph: "Yeah, it's a shame that the Nets won't get an opportunity to play near the fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Freddie: "All of us Raccoons should see the Knicks play in MSG."
Ralph: "You got that right."
(They both sing a song about the Raccoons seeing the Knicks live.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the Raccoon Lodge.)
Ralph: "What a lousy game."
Ed: "That's true Ralph. At least the Nets have a real good chance of advancing."
(Freddie Muller comes by.)
Fred: "I see that the Knicks lost."
Ralph: "Yes Freddie."
Fred: "The Knicks haven't won an NBA title since 1973."
Ed: "That is almot 50 years ago."
Ralph: "I remember watching the movie Crooklyn. A 1994 movie that was set in the 1970s. One of the oldest kids wanted to see the Knicks win the NBA title."
Ed: "Man do I feel old."
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ralph: "Norton, we are no longer young. We have reached the second plateau."
Ed: "I am surprised that you haven't broken it by standing on it."
Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton."
Freddie: "Judging by the tournament, if the Knicks and the Nets face each other, it will be in the third round."
Ralph: "I like that since it means that one of our teams will go to the NBA finals."
Ed: "If the Nets advance, it looks like they will face Milwaukee and not the Heat."
Ralph: "Yeah, it's a shame that the Nets won't get an opportunity to play near the fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Freddie: "All of us Raccoons should see the Knicks play in MSG."
Ralph: "You got that right."
(They both sing a song about the Raccoons seeing the Knicks live.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)