View Full Version : Confess Your UM Crush; Tell The Truth & Shame The Devil
infinityluxe 05-26-2021, 10:46 PM I know there is a similar thread somewhere but I couldn't find it so don't bury me. Admit it you have a UM crush and you probably have googled them LOL.
Now I must admit the one person that I thought was such a looker and had a good personality to match was Dennis Pagenkopp who was the detective on the tunnel robberies segment (which is probably my fav segment ever).
He was so handsome to me and I loved the fact that even he had to cackle and admit that was one hell of a crime. I looked him up and it looks like he is still alive. I saw a photo from 2015 and he is still a handsome devil.
I hope he is still with us and doing well! If he isn't don't you dare post a find a grave link and ruin my night. Please and thank you.
freakbook 05-27-2021, 10:16 AM Kate the Gold Leaf Psychic Lady.
Oh how many nights I've stayed awake with the intense lustful visions of Katie crying her eye jewels in my mouth as she stares intensely into my eyes as she reads my mind with her big psychic brain. Or her standing over me in the blistering summer heat as her gold sweat drips directly into my mouth as one of her eyes look at me, and the other elsewhere as she can't focus both at the same time.
Sorry I must go now. I'm getting all hot and bothered.
James T 05-27-2021, 11:39 AM The woman who played Kimberly Pandelios & Kim herself &
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/unsolvedmysteries/images/9/9a/Ufo_abduction2_kristina_florence.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20180511143426
bell83 05-27-2021, 11:50 AM Kate the Gold Leaf Psychic Lady.
Oh how many nights I've stayed awake with the intense lustful visions of Katie crying her eye jewels in my mouth as she stares intensely into my eyes as she reads my mind with her big psychic brain. Or her standing over me in the blistering summer heat as her gold sweat drips directly into my mouth as one of her eyes look at me, and the other elsewhere as she can't focus both at the same time.
Sorry I must go now. I'm getting all hot and bothered.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
ChandlerMurielB1 05-27-2021, 12:57 PM The actor who portrayed Mario Yunis in the accordion lesson fraud segment.
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WishfulDreamer 05-27-2021, 01:08 PM The actor who portrayed Mario Yunis in the accordion lesson fraud segment.
:lol: "Wow, that was excellent! I'm very, very proud of you."
Ijustwantchocolate 05-27-2021, 01:35 PM Paul Polis!! (I am kidding, folks!)
1990 UM fan 05-27-2021, 03:37 PM The guy who played Chad Langford. Something about him. Mmm, he was fine.
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Kate the Gold Leaf Psychic Lady.
Oh how many nights I've stayed awake with the intense lustful visions of Katie crying her eye jewels in my mouth as she stares intensely into my eyes as she reads my mind with her big psychic brain. Or her standing over me in the blistering summer heat as her gold sweat drips directly into my mouth as one of her eyes look at me, and the other elsewhere as she can't focus both at the same time.
Sorry I must go now. I'm getting all hot and bothered.
reading this post like
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ChandlerMurielB1 05-27-2021, 05:30 PM :lol: "Wow, that was excellent! I'm very, very proud of you."
:lol::lol:
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freakbook 05-27-2021, 05:34 PM reading this post like
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:lol::lol:
DALLASTEXAN!! 05-27-2021, 06:09 PM I like this thread, there is another one out there that I have chimed in on, but this has an interesting name. Although I don't think I can top freakbook's post
One person that caught my attention recently. Mary Ann Perez segment. Her daughter in law was really cute, had gorgeous hair, and I absolutely love her accent. Too bad she was already married. I feel guilty to admit this, particularly because that was such a dark segment and my heart goes out to Mary Ann's family.
DALLASTEXAN!! 05-27-2021, 06:16 PM Kate the Gold Leaf Psychic Lady.
Oh how many nights I've stayed awake with the intense lustful visions of Katie crying her eye jewels in my mouth as she stares intensely into my eyes as she reads my mind with her big psychic brain. Or her standing over me in the blistering summer heat as her gold sweat drips directly into my mouth as one of her eyes look at me, and the other elsewhere as she can't focus both at the same time.
Sorry I must go now. I'm getting all hot and bothered.
maybe a little off topic, but I always laugh at the part where she said she thought she was losing it.
freakbook 05-27-2021, 06:23 PM maybe a little off topic, but I always laugh at the part where she said she thought she was losing it.
lol me too. that entire segment always make my stomach hurt from laughing
ghosthouse 05-27-2021, 09:35 PM The lady that played Barbara Piotrowski was a stunning beauty.
SageSlowdive 05-27-2021, 10:13 PM The only one I can think of is Gilbert Ortiz - I couldn't find a pic of his interview (wearing glasses) but I've always thought he was a babe. Much too good looking to be with that crackhead Elizabeth.https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/unsolvedmysteries/images/5/50/The_ortiz_family.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170725140342
infinityluxe 05-28-2021, 01:52 AM The only one I can think of is Gilbert Ortiz - I couldn't find a pic of his interview (wearing glasses) but I've always thought he was a babe. Much too good looking to be with that crackhead Elizabeth.https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/unsolvedmysteries/images/5/50/The_ortiz_family.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170725140342
The milkshake segment makes me cringe. He was such a nice guy with a trashbox for a wife. "He's got Jonathan". I hated her.
umfan87 05-28-2021, 06:16 PM Y es he was i wish he did more acting because he was so hot
DALLASTEXAN!! 05-28-2021, 06:30 PM Y es he was i wish he did more acting because he was so hot
it's a shame that he wasn't buff enough for her. as if she deserved a male model.
Ms Nevenka 05-28-2021, 09:47 PM It may sound odd, but I’ve always had a bit of a crush on Duncan Gilmore. He was just so darling. 🥰
James T 05-29-2021, 05:44 AM All the ladies-human & ghostly love the late, great Alan of course.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fs8xtug31rti3xqo1_1280.jpg
BlueGalexy 05-29-2021, 07:51 PM Totally have a thing for Christopher Chichester from the John and Linda Sohus segment! Did y'all know that he's actually a Rockefeller in disguise?? I don't know what it is but there's just something about the whole "wealthy dude from a globally prominent family who has to slum it as an international man of mystery" thing that really does it for me. I guess the idea of a poor soul having to hide his true identity of wealth and status so he can avoid being taken advantage of is hauntingly romantic IMO. *Sigh*...
mphs95 05-30-2021, 02:06 PM https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Mb6JVAPJqFUNdVC/giphy.gif
Kate the Gold Leaf Psychic Lady.
Oh how many nights I've stayed awake with the intense lustful visions of Katie crying her eye jewels in my mouth as she stares intensely into my eyes as she reads my mind with her big psychic brain. Or her standing over me in the blistering summer heat as her gold sweat drips directly into my mouth as one of her eyes look at me, and the other elsewhere as she can't focus both at the same time.
Sorry I must go now. I'm getting all hot and bothered.
Definitely the actress who played Lissette Nukida
bell83 06-03-2021, 12:49 PM I thought the actress who played Alan Mann's wife was really attractive. Especially when she got "possessed into the night of rough sex," and did "that look" with the giggling.
Maria Armstrong and the actress that played her, as well (though I thought the actress was cuter).
Maybe I just have a thing for women who are "demonically possessed" and/or unhinged...
DALLASTEXAN!! 06-03-2021, 01:08 PM I thought the actress who played Alan Mann's wife was really attractive. Especially when she got "possessed into the night of rough sex," and did "that look" with the giggling.
Maria Armstrong and the actress that played her, as well (though I thought the actress was cuter).
Maybe I just have a thing for women who are "demonically possessed" and/or unhinged...
what about the actress that played Marie Hilley? She may be a little older, but good lord she played that role well. for me she is one of my all time favorite actresses from the show.
It sounds like you are going for the "I don't have anything on you right now, but something is going on" type of look?
bell83 06-03-2021, 02:36 PM what about the actress that played Marie Hilley? She may be a little older, but good lord she played that role well. for me she is one of my all time favorite actresses from the show.
It sounds like you are going for the "I don't have anything on you right now, but something is going on" type of look?
I can't remember Marie Hilley's actress, off hand.
Really, my type is the dark hair/pretty eyes combo. I had a crush on both Amy Bagaso and Sarah Powell when those segments aired, as well.
But then on top of that, there's something about someone that is unhinged or potentially a danger to me that attracts me for reason or reasons unknown. Probably due to my own "issues" and "quirks" :lol::lol::lol:
atomicfizz 06-03-2021, 03:18 PM I'm ashamed now, but when Tyler (the guy who claimed amnesia and ended up having stolen a shipment of frozen foods or something) was on the first time I thought he was cute. That went away after the update.
TheCars1986 06-03-2021, 03:35 PM Annette Schnee might be in my top 10 most gorgeous women I have ever seen in my life.
WishfulDreamer 06-03-2021, 03:59 PM I'm ashamed now, but when Tyler (the guy who claimed amnesia and ended up having stolen a shipment of frozen foods or something) was on the first time I thought he was cute. That went away after the update.
I am also very, very guilty of this. :lol: You are not alone!
freakbook 06-03-2021, 04:58 PM I'm ashamed now, but when Tyler (the guy who claimed amnesia and ended up having stolen a shipment of frozen foods or something) was on the first time I thought he was cute. That went away after the update.
I am also very, very guilty of this. :lol: You are not alone!
I'm judging ya'll
WishfulDreamer 06-03-2021, 05:12 PM I'm judging ya'll
Not going to lie, it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this thread and I wasn't going to say anything...but after someone else did I decided to confess.
:lol::D
freakbook 06-03-2021, 05:19 PM Not going to lie, it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this thread and I wasn't going to say anything...but after someone else did I decided to confess.
:lol::D
:lol::lol:
I commend ya'll bravery though
ChandlerMurielB1 06-03-2021, 05:36 PM Megadeth Guy from the Deborah Poe segment.
Patricia Meehan was beautiful in her unique way
schmave 06-03-2021, 08:03 PM Colleen Ritter would be mine, but good call on Annette Schnee.
bell83 06-03-2021, 08:13 PM I'm judging ya'll
OK, Mr. SCA National President :lol:
I couldn't resist :lol:
freakbook 06-03-2021, 09:21 PM OK, Mr. SCA National President :lol:
I couldn't resist :lol:
HILARY: KNIGHTRESS OF THE ROUND, AND SLAYER OF ALL NAYSAYERS WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY SLANDER BE IT IN MEDIEVAL TIMES OR PRESENT.
I SHALL ROLL YE D20 DICE TO DETERMINE HOW MANY TIMES I SHALL ATTACK YE WITH MY ALMIGHTY SWORD FROM KING ARTHUR HIMSELF.
HILARY IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHALL BE WORSHIPED BY YE PEASANTRY OF THE BOARDS
*pretends to gallop away on a cardboard horse*
bell83 06-04-2021, 12:21 AM HILARY: KNIGHTRESS OF THE ROUND, AND SLAYER OF ALL NAYSAYERS WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY SLANDER BE IT IN MEDIEVAL TIMES OR PRESENT.
I SHALL ROLL YE D20 DICE TO DETERMINE HOW MANY TIMES I SHALL ATTACK YE WITH MY ALMIGHTY SWORD FROM KING ARTHUR HIMSELF.
HILARY IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHALL BE WORSHIPED BY YE PEASANTRY OF THE BOARDS
*pretends to gallop away on a cardboard horse*
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
It may sound odd, but I’ve always had a bit of a crush on Duncan Gilmore. He was just so darling. 🥰
The actor did come across as a sweetheart. The real Duncan Gilmore was probably more so. Legitimately. Every time I watch this segment I wish I could have known him personally.
Ms Nevenka 06-05-2021, 11:29 PM The actor did come across as a sweetheart. The real Duncan Gilmore was probably more so. Legitimately. Every time I watch this segment I wish I could have known him personally.
Totally. Even for an older gentleman, he had a very charming way about him. He came across as just so sweet and genuine.
Ms Nevenka 06-05-2021, 11:32 PM I need to add another name to the list: Danny Wheeler.
Dude is hilarious, and seems like he’d be a ride or die type of friend. Plus, he can bring the snark like a pro. 👍
ghosthouse 07-14-2021, 11:47 AM The woman that portrayed Lissette Nukida was quite fetching. Anyone ever track down the name of that actress?
spaceace 07-14-2021, 02:50 PM 265902
Married to the John Parr look alike Jet. :(
MegtheEgg86 07-15-2021, 05:52 PM freakbook is making this thread, y'all.
I've got some kinda not-the-usual-suspect ones:
-Jeffrey Digman
-Bruce Pinkett, one of the Wilmington, DE police officers who arrested Larry George
-Mike Alter, stepfather of Joey Moss
Janel "Jaycee" Miller 07-15-2021, 06:18 PM Blake Butler, who was one of the people interviewed in the Gurdon Lights segment. Yummy.
Pelham Bay 07-15-2021, 06:48 PM Good thread... There are several that spring to mind:
- Teresa Dahl -- so sexy I kinda wish I coulda been Matthew Chase 😂
- Actress who played Nurse Linda Sharp (and kinda Linda Sharp herself!)
- Jenny Pratt -- definitely cute after the board attack... sizzling hot before the fact!
- Actress who played Tami Lynn Leppert... man, it's no mystery why someone wanted to take her
- BOTH the actress who played Barbara Piotrowski... AND the REAL Barbara Piotrowski!
dynoguy88 07-15-2021, 07:51 PM - Teresa Dahl -- so sexy I kinda wish I coulda been Matthew Chase 😂
I'm guessing you haven't read much of the Matthew Chase thread. Matthew was gay. He and Teresa were best friends. In fact, some here have speculated that Matthew was dating Teresa's brother, Steve, at the time he was murdered.
Pelham Bay 07-16-2021, 06:54 AM I'm guessing you haven't read much of the Matthew Chase thread. Matthew was gay. He and Teresa were best friends. In fact, some here have speculated that Matthew was dating Teresa's brother, Steve, at the time he was murdered.
I do know. I was just being facetious. :)
bell83 07-16-2021, 11:22 AM - BOTH the actress who played Barbara Piotrowski... AND the REAL Barbara Piotrowski!
Yes, definitely
DALLASTEXAN!! 07-17-2021, 12:29 AM The actress who portrayed “sue” in the Texas most wanted segment. Much is made of Matthew Mcconeaheh and yes he is a famous Texan. But for me the lady who portrayed sue was much more attractive and she kicked Edward Harold bell’s ace.
bell83 07-17-2021, 08:49 AM she kicked Edward Harold bell’s ace.
All I can think of is Chris Farley in Billy Madison calling Veronica a "piece of ace" :lol::lol::lol::lol:
MegtheEgg86 07-17-2021, 12:03 PM The actress who portrayed “sue” in the Texas most wanted segment. Much is made of Matthew Mcconeaheh and yes he is a famous Texan. But for me the lady who portrayed sue was much more attractive and she kicked Edward Harold bell’s ace.
"I'LL KILL YEEEEWWWWWW!" :lol:
DALLASTEXAN!! 07-17-2021, 12:49 PM "I'LL KILL YEEEEWWWWWW!" :lol:
Haha and I love how quick she had a gun and was shooting. It’s sooo Texas.
DALLASTEXAN!! 07-18-2021, 01:04 AM All I can think of is Chris Farley in Billy Madison calling Veronica a "piece of ace" :lol::lol::lol::lol:
no...no you didn't ;)
WishfulDreamer 07-18-2021, 01:10 PM The younger, dark-haired detective who was searching for Liza Montgomery
Calvin Seaton
Duncan Gilmore actor (but also the real Duncan, as mentioned above)
Glenn Dennis actor
Joffre Ramos (both actor and the real Joffre. I hope he is doing well and is fully recovered today).
Michael Seymour actor
zack007attack 07-27-2021, 10:59 PM I thought Florence Schaffner (the flight attendant in the DB Cooper case) was rather gorgeous.
SomethingWilder 07-28-2021, 02:02 AM Not going to lie, it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this thread and I wasn't going to say anything...but after someone else did I decided to confess.
:lol::D
Add another to the Tyler fanclub. I too have to admit I initially thought he was hot as hell. :eek: But that all went out the window once his segment aired and we were subjected to his terrible crying acting talking to his mother on the phone and how he was blatantly manipulating her.
Didn't his ex-wife post here at some point and deservedly dragged him? If she's still here, I apologize in advance for my terrible taste. :lol:
bell83 07-28-2021, 08:45 AM I thought Florence Schaffner (the flight attendant in the DB Cooper case) was rather gorgeous.
Definitely agree. Also, the actress that played Julie Cooper.
HILARY: KNIGHTRESS OF THE ROUND, AND SLAYER OF ALL NAYSAYERS WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY SLANDER BE IT IN MEDIEVAL TIMES OR PRESENT.
I SHALL ROLL YE D20 DICE TO DETERMINE HOW MANY TIMES I SHALL ATTACK YE WITH MY ALMIGHTY SWORD FROM KING ARTHUR HIMSELF.
HILARY IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHALL BE WORSHIPED BY YE PEASANTRY OF THE BOARDS
*pretends to gallop away on a cardboard horse*
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BritishJustice 10-24-2021, 05:08 PM Rhonda Bousselot
(witness of the Grace Brown ghost experience)
EighthStreet 10-25-2021, 10:05 AM https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/unsolvedmysteries/images/9/9a/Ufo_abduction2_kristina_florence.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20180511143426
2nd'ed. She's one of the few women from the show in the '80's that wasn't a victim of '80's fashion.
mphs95 10-25-2021, 09:44 PM 265902
Married to the John Parr look alike Jet. :(
Wasn't she a former Miss USA and her grandfather some major segregationist?
dynoguy88 10-26-2021, 08:18 AM Wasn't she a former Miss USA and her grandfather some major segregationist?
She was Miss America 1986 -
https://www.pageantplanet.com/images/uploaded/profiles/pageants/3873/7.jpg571481534112595.jpg
uswitch 01-27-2022, 04:41 PM Maria Armstrong. I'd definitely enter her if she wasn't bat **** crazy.
freakbook 01-27-2022, 05:22 PM Maria Armstrong. I'd definitely enter her if she wasn't bat **** crazy.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
strong second post
uswitch 01-27-2022, 05:58 PM :lol::lol::lol::lol:
strong second post
I'd rewatched it recently LOL
freakbook 01-27-2022, 06:00 PM I'd rewatched it recently LOL
you're not wrong
uswitch 01-27-2022, 06:02 PM you're not wrong
Olga Washer too. Found her on Facebook a while ago. Total MILF. Even now.
LooksLikeCRicci 01-31-2022, 01:15 PM Not gonna lie... while the most recent comments made me laugh hysterically, I have to remind y'all that this is a family show. :)
uswitch 01-31-2022, 01:23 PM Not gonna lie... while the most recent comments made me laugh hysterically, I have to remind y'all that this is a family show. :)
Haha fair enough
LooksLikeCRicci 01-31-2022, 01:43 PM Haha fair enough
LOVING the energy, though! :)
Not gonna lie... while the most recent comments made me laugh hysterically, I have to remind y'all that this is a family show. :)
I'd guess that as a board, we're a bit of an an older family...I wouldn't imagine there's many posters here under 40
TheCars1986 01-31-2022, 04:28 PM I'd guess that as a board, we're a bit of an an older family...I wouldn't imagine there's many posters here under 40
I am under 40.
Allierain 01-31-2022, 04:53 PM I am under 40.
It shows.
uswitch 02-01-2022, 03:32 AM LOVING the energy, though! :)
That twenty something energy ;):lol:
freakbook 02-01-2022, 06:33 PM I am under 40.
It shows.
https://c.tenor.com/Z9O6sGo6wCcAAAAd/oof-old-man.gif
TheCars1986 02-02-2022, 11:10 AM Tracey Wofford-Bunn's sister.
LooksLikeCRicci 02-02-2022, 05:11 PM Tracey Wofford-Bunn's sister.
She is very pretty, for sure!
freakbook 02-02-2022, 10:24 PM lisa penz. i'd knock her eyes straight
1990 UM fan 02-05-2022, 05:25 AM She is very pretty, for sure!
I agree
lisa penz. i'd knock her eyes straight
:lol:
And not the Scottish woman in your avatar photo?
sdb4884 02-05-2022, 05:33 AM Tracey Wofford-Bunn's sister.
Yeah she was damn cute.
I liked Caroline Lutter from Special 3 from the Jack Lutter case.
freakbook 02-05-2022, 07:57 AM :lol:
And not the Scottish woman in your avatar photo?
her royal flesh isn't mean't to be defiled by a low-class peasant such as thyself
infinityluxe 02-05-2022, 09:13 AM Lila the bird lady was drop dead gorgeous. I believe she was from Guinea.
TheCars1986 02-05-2022, 01:22 PM I can't remember her username, but that woman that used to post here who looked like Angelina Jolie.
freakbook 02-05-2022, 02:28 PM I can't remember her username, but that woman that used to post here who looked like Angelina Jolie.
She wasn't on UM. Doesn't count.
Hot Jock 02-17-2022, 05:56 PM I can't remember her username, but that woman that used to post here who looked like Angelina Jolie.
https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/member.php?u=56564
LilMissKryssy
And I concur: super cute. 👍
JannTosh 02-23-2022, 03:25 PM Teresa Dahl from the Matthew Chase segment comes to mind
the soul exchange lady
https://youtu.be/RDyCoGk0W8Y?t=1075
Montanacool360 02-23-2022, 08:42 PM Karen Althaus
ChandlerMurielB1 03-04-2022, 12:20 PM Karen Althaus
Bill was quite handsome too.
Or So It Seems 03-04-2022, 05:11 PM Karen Althaus
She has aged very well!
http://16tensalon.com/16tensalon/Karen_Althaus.html
ChandlerMurielB1 03-11-2022, 02:00 PM Not a crush but Matthew Chase and his mother had beautiful eyes.
MegtheEgg86 03-11-2022, 04:25 PM Not a crush but Matthew Chase and his mother had beautiful eyes.
Agreed.
I also feel this way about several members of the Hess family, who were featured on an early Lost Loves segment. They had these really striking blue eyes.
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