Take this test to found out how many kids you're going to have! :lol: It's funny.

Take the test. (http://test.thespark.com/pregnancytest/)

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 1 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 3%
Most likely defect: laryngitis

Oh my Lord...

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

39 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 14%
Most likely defect: old-age

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 7 lbs. 6 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15%
Most likely defect: laryngitis
______________________

If I EVER have children, it's going to be by accident!

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 6 lbs. 7 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 6%
Most likely defect: March of Dimes




THATS ME!

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Oh my Lord...

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

39 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 14%
Most likely defect: old-age

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: 39?!?!?!!? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
39 children.


Better get busy!

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Better get busy!

Oh she must already be! LOL!

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Oh my Lord...

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

39 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 14%
Most likely defect: old-age

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: Thirt....thrity....thirty-nine!?!?!?!?!?!? :eek: LOL

Oh my god.

Sex: male
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 8 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 6%
Most likely defect: no head

Poor thang.

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 10 lbs. 7 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 7%
Most likely defect: infant-acne


Aww my poor kids are going to have baby acne. lol

Originally posted by Jennifer Lopez Forever
Oh my god.

Sex: male
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 8 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 6%
Most likely defect: no head

Poor thang.

Oh wow. I feel sorry for you and your headless baby. LOL Who knows he might have a career as a headless horseman for Halloween.:lol:

Originally posted by tootieismyfav
According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 10 lbs. 7 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 7%
Most likely defect: infant-acne


Aww my poor kids are going to have baby acne. lol

Hey how does that work... i got 3 you got 2. hmm... :confused:

A headless baby?!? :rotflmao:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Better get busy! \

I knew there was something I forgot to do this morning. :D

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


Hey how does that work... i got 3 you got 2. hmm... :confused:

Yeah I was wondering that too.. hopefully we don't have 5. I couldnt handle that.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I knew there was something I forgot to do this morning. :D

:lol:

I just took the test, and y'all guys are the first to know (besides the VERY surprised me who hasn't been with a guy in...:confused: well, any way.


:eek2: Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

4 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 7 lbs. 8 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 5%
Most likely defect: runny nose



Congrats to ME!!! Now I need to find out who the father is...then again there IS no father. It was an imaculate conception :D


D

Originally posted by Ags2000
It was an imaculate conception


:lol:

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


Yeah I was wondering that too.. hopefully we don't have 5. I couldnt handle that.

Oooooh. No. That's too many!

hmmm...



According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. (wow, they should be doctors they're so smart!)

During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 8%
Most likely defect: spina-bifida


i feel sorry for my baby and me...hmm.

Originally posted by InspectorExstead
hmmm...



According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. (wow, they should be doctors they're so smart!)

During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 8%
Most likely defect: spina-bifida


i feel sorry for my baby and me...hmm.


Mimi, that baby is a monster! 14.12?!?!?! THATS HUGE!

So... whos the daddy?

Finally, pee on your mouse and tell us what color it turns.

/\ That is one weird command, LOL. :rotflmao:

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According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 14 lbs. 3 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10%
Most likely defect: runny nose

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


Yeah I was wondering that too.. hopefully we don't have 5. I couldnt handle that.

Aw come one. If you have a cat, surely you can handel 5 babies! :D

Well, I guess since it say's I'm pregnant, I need a baby shower now. Who's going to throw me a baby shower???

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


Oooooh. No. That's too many!

Ya three is the max for me.

Originally posted by Ags2000
Who's going to throw me a baby shower???

Me! What'll the theme be? Hmmmm....pink. Pink cows, that is.

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Aw come one. If you have a cat, surely you can handel 5 babies! :D

I don't think my cat will babysit for me....lol

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Most likely defect: runny nose
I'LL TRADE U!!!!

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


I don't think my cat will babysit for me....lol

It might. Leave the babies in a playpen and stick the cat to some velcro. Then he won't be able to leave! :D

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Me! What'll the theme be? Hmmmm....pink. Pink cows, that is.


LOL :rotflmao: LOL


D

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


It might. Leave the babies in a playpen and stick the cat to some velcro. Then he won't be able to leave! :D

Lol thats a little cruel to do to HER. haha

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Aw come one. If you have a cat, surely you can handel 5 babies! :D

He's gonna have to... 5 kids?!?! Say hello to being a stay-@-home-Dad Jeff!

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


He's gonna have to... 5 kids?!?! Say hello to being a stay-@-home-Dad Jeff!

I wouldnt mind it... :D

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


I wouldnt mind it... :D

Oh neither would I.... long days work... looking forwards to the "naps"...












:D

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


Oh neither would I.... long days work... looking forwards to the "naps"...












:D

Ya those evening naps while the kids are taking theirs will be great.... :D

Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

4 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 7 lbs. 9 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 4%
Most likely defect: club-foot

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


Ya those evening naps while the kids are taking theirs will be great.... :D

:liplick:

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 15 lbs. 9 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 2%
Most likely defect: cleft palate



:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: 15 Pounds! Holy ****!

It said I was gonna have 2 kids which is bull cos I hate children and there is no way in hell I'm ever having any of my own.
I won't be adopting either.
And if I was interested in a person and I found out they had kids I'd be outta there so fast you wouldn't see me for dust!

Kids suck and that test is bogus!

Originally posted by Mossopp
It said I was gonna have 2 kids which is bull cos I hate children and there is no way in hell I'm ever having any of my own.
I won't be adopting either.
And if I was interested in a person and I found out they had kids I'd be outta there so fast you wouldn't see me for dust!


:lol: Like I said before, if I ever have kids, it's going to be by accident.....

Originally posted by Mossopp
It said I was gonna have 2 kids which is bull cos I hate children and there is no way in hell I'm ever having any of my own.
I won't be adopting either.
And if I was interested in a person and I found out they had kids I'd be outta there so fast you wouldn't see me for dust!

Kids suck and that test is bogus!

I know it's bogus, I don't buiy a word of it, but I just put it here for fun. Like that past life thing. It's all just for fun, to me anyway. ;)

:lol: To all the people who think this test is bogus.....

:lol: I just took the test.........

:lol: It said that I will have 3 kids...

:lol: Guess what.......................

:lol:

I DO have 3 kids :lol: ................................................................

(I feel sorry for the one who is going to have 39 kids).......... :lol:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Me! What'll the theme be? Hmmmm....pink. Pink cows, that is. PINK cows!?!? No waaaaaay! I say.. SNAPPLE CAPS! :D

Originally posted by Jennifer Lopez Forever

I'LL TRADE U!!!! NO waaay! Mine! Teehee :D

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
PINK cows!?!? No waaaaaay! I say.. SNAPPLE CAPS! :D

I say pink, trucks, cows, and Snapple caps.

Because I clicked I had a bf before and we.. well yeah they said that I'm gonna have 39 kids, I'm never going to ruin my body for any child.

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


I say pink, trucks, cows, and Snapple caps. :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:


Karli... dear dear Karli...

Snapple caps are not meant to be PINK! :eek: They only come in blue, green, and yellow.

well its says that i'm gonna have 3 children but like Karly said:


Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
3 children.


If I EVER have children, it's going to be by accident!

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2:


Karli... dear dear Karli...

Snapple caps are not meant to be PINK! :eek: They only come in blue, green, and yellow.

Oh well. The new color is pink!

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Oh well. The new color is pink! There ARE NO PINK SNAPPLE CAPS and never will be. :D You're lucky you're allllllllll the way up north, LOL. :lol:

The test said I'd have 3 kids. I didn't post the results tho. I don't like other people's kids, but I'd probably like my own.

Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

5 children.

Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 5 lbs. 13 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 8%
Most likely defect: cleft palate

THE ONLY WAY I WILL HAVE CHILDREN IS IF THEY MAKE ONE HELL OF A DRUG THAT SOMEONE SLIPS IN MY DRINK!!

Originally posted by Lisa Welchel Forever
Like I said before, if I ever have kids, it's going to be by accident.....

Originally posted by Mossop
Kids suck and that test is bogus!

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
THE ONLY WAY I WILL HAVE CHILDREN IS IF THEY MAKE ONE HELL OF A DRUG THAT SOMEONE SLIPS IN MY DRINK!!

Wow....... so many people are against having kids.

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
Because I clicked I had a bf before and we.. well yeah they said that I'm gonna have 39 kids, I'm never going to ruin my body for any child.

You too huh? We're gonna need one hell of a baby-sitter.

Originally posted by dawsongirl


You too huh? We're gonna need one hell of a baby-sitter.

may I suggest... Jeff's cat? :lol:

Originally posted by Mossopp
It said I was gonna have 2 kids which is bull cos I hate children and there is no way in hell I'm ever having any of my own.
I won't be adopting either.
And if I was interested in a person and I found out they had kids I'd be outta there so fast you wouldn't see me for dust!

Kids suck and that test is bogus!

If you believe jack on that test, here's proof it's bogus

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Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

4 children.

Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 5 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15%
Most likely defect: laryngitis

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Now, can anyone figure out what's wrong with this?

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-Seth

Originally posted by King31


If you believe jack on that test, here's proof it's bogus

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Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

4 children.

Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 5 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15%
Most likely defect: laryngitis

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Now, can anyone figure out what's wrong with this?

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-Seth

Babies aren't five inches long... maybe a premature baby but not a regular one. Either that or I was like really big.

Originally posted by King31


If you believe jack on that test, here's proof it's bogus

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Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

4 children.

Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 5 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 15%
Most likely defect: laryngitis

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Now, can anyone figure out what's wrong with this?

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-Seth

OK I know this is not true, but men can say they are pregnant. They aren't physically pregnant, but that is the term when two people have a baby. They are both pregnant.

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


may I suggest... Jeff's cat? :lol:

Yea, I'll supply ya with tons of velcro. :D

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


Babies aren't five inches long... maybe a premature baby but not a regular one. Either that or I was like really big.

Wow we're all slow lol.. i just went and looked at these... babies arent 5, 6, 7 inches long!!!

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

39 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: male
Birth weight: 8 lbs. 3 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 2%
Most likely defect: laryngitis


What the f....?

39?!?!?

I don't even want one child, let alone 39. 39? WTF? I'd have to be pregnant for 351 months, or 29 years! I would be infertile by then.

Lord love a duck! :eek:

Oh my God, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

5 children.

Here are some stats about that kid you've got coming down the pipe:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 18 lbs. 8 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 14%
Most likely defect: no head

Atleast I got an excuse for being erm, chunky..

Originally posted by Jo_Polniaczek


Atleast I got an excuse for being erm, chunky.. LOL, like your cat. :D

j/k :joke:

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
LOL, like your cat. :D

j/k :joke:

*ahem* She's big boned, I, on the other hand, am chunky. 18 lbs! :eek: There's no way I'm living through that.

Originally posted by Jo_Polniaczek


*ahem* She's big boned, I, on the other hand, am chunky. 18 lbs! :eek: There's no way I'm living through that. Nooo... BBB is big-boned. :D

hmmm..

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.
Here are some stats about your next one:



Sex: female
Birth weight: 6 lbs. 6 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 1%
Most likely defect: old-age

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Nooo... BBB is big-boned. :D
Uh uh. My kitty is big boned. :D (BTW, you better get on MSN.. geez. :rolleyes: )

im having 39 children.....hmmmmm:crazy:

It says I am going to have 3 kids

That is very funny cause my mom had 3 kids.

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl



Mimi, that baby is a monster! 14.12?!?!?! THATS HUGE!

So... whos the daddy?

he's gonna have some serious self asteem issues when he gets older. *sighs* the father? this guy who happens to be in my class, who just happens to be the finest guy in the world. no one special.

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


Wow....... so many people are against having kids.

I know. Are women afraid of the pain? I'd like to know why so many of you are against giving birth.

Originally posted by InspectorExstead


he's gonna have some serious self asteem issues when he gets older. *sighs* the father? this guy who happens to be in my class, who just happens to be the finest guy in the world. no one special.

*sly smiles*

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


I know. Are women afraid of the pain? I'd like to know why so many of you are against giving birth.

for me- yes. it's all because of that stupid "miracle of life" movie they showed us in health. i wanted like 10 kids until i saw how they actually get the baby out.

it's not just about the pain though, once you have a kid he/she is yours. you like screw up and their life is screwed up. you miss a soccer game, or no, every soccer game in their first season and think that just because their dad is "assistant" coach and does nothing but walk around the park, that she'll be fine. not that i would know or anything.....

Originally posted by InspectorExstead


for me- yes. it's all because of that stupid "miracle of life" movie they showed us in health. i wanted like 10 kids until i saw how they actually get the baby out.

it's not just about the pain though, once you have a kid he/she is yours. you like screw up and their life is screwed up. you miss a soccer game, or no, every soccer game in their first season and think that just because their dad is "assistant" coach and does nothing but walk around the park, that she'll be fine. not that i would know or anything.....

Yes, that movie was really....well It's something I choose not to talk about. Anyway, isn't one of the greatest joys in life having kids? You just need to find teh right guy who's willing to commit. If that won't work, you can always just ship the kiddies off to their gramma's. ;)

Plus the population might drop! :eek: :lol:

Here's the pregnancy test report I got from them:

According to our analysis, you are NOT currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 8 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 1%
Most likely defect: laryngitis

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
If that won't work, you can always just ship the kiddies off to their gramma's. ;)

that's like sending them to their death!

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


*sly smiles*

and who's the father of your child? jeff?

Originally posted by InspectorExstead


and who's the father of your child? jeff?

Thres 5 kids. :D

Originally posted by InspectorExstead


jeff?

Perhaps....

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


Perhaps....

Perhaps? I thought I was the father!

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


Perhaps? I thought I was the father!

:lol:

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

2 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: male
Birth weight: 4 lbs. 6 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 7%
Most likely defect: laryngitis


Why is it that some of our children look the same?

4 boys and 1 girl:
1st. Boy: Eric Michael
2nd. Boy: Andrew Logan
3rd. Boy: Nathan Alexander
4th. Boy: Jeffery William
5th. Girl: Kristin Allison



:D Big Family! :D

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
4 boys and 1 girl:
1st. Boy: Eric Michael
2nd. Boy: Andrew Logan
3rd. Boy: Nathan Alexander
4th. Boy: Jeffery William
5th. Girl: Kristin Allison



:D Big Family! :D

There's our kids! :D

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


There's our kids! :D

Yes thats them.

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


Perhaps? I thought I was the father!

tsk tsk tsk.

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
4 boys and 1 girl:
1st. Boy: Eric Michael
2nd. Boy: Andrew Logan
3rd. Boy: Nathan Alexander
4th. Boy: Jeffery William
5th. Girl: Kristin Allison



:D Big Family! :D


woa. did you two come up with them or just by yourself? nice names.

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
4 boys and 1 girl:
1st. Boy: Eric Michael
2nd. Boy: Andrew Logan
3rd. Boy: Nathan Alexander
4th. Boy: Jeffery William
5th. Girl: Kristin Allison



:D Big Family! :D .

You didn't name any after me? :(

Originally posted by InspectorExstead



woa. did you two come up with them or just by yourself? nice names.

It was the weirdest IM conversation that I had ever had! LOL! I was like, "OK Jeff. How many girls or boys do you want?" After a few mins. we got to 4 boys and 1 girl. ((Cuz I just want 1 girl to spoil. LOL)) And then named em. LOL! Some are family names ((Kristin is my cousin who died and Allison is one of my best friends who is like a sister to me. Jeffery... duh JEFF!)) and others are just random! :D

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
.

You didn't name any after me? :(

Ummmm..... no. :lol: Sorry.