Frank Gannucci
04-01-2021, 07:13 AM
(Ralph meets Ed at his manhole for lunch.)
Ralph: "Hey Norton, the Raccoons are having a Easter Bunny costume contest and I know how to win the $50 prize."
Ed: "So do I."
Ralph: "By what?"
Ed: "Having the best costume. Hahaha."
Ralph: "Certainly that's the answer but only we know that. I got an advantage. I am going to rent my costume rather than waste my time making it."
Ed: "Ralph, you think like me. That is what I am doing too."
Ralph (yells): "WHAT? HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY IDEA!"
Ed (yells): "HOW CAN I STEAL YOUR IDEA SINCE YOU ONLY TOLD ME ABOUT IT SECONDS AGO?"
Ralph (yells): "I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT YOU DID. BUT, I AM GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU NORTON. I WILL MAKE MY COSTUME AND I WILL OUTSHINE YOU."
Ed: "We'll see."
Ralph: "Just remember Norton. From here on in, we are DEADLY enemies. I don't want nothing ot do with you. If you see me going down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
(Ralph leaves in a huff.)
(At the Raccoon Easter Bunny costume contest, the wives are there with their husbands. Ed is clad in his bunny suit.)
Alice: "Come on Ralph. You are the one who wanted to do this and upstage Ed."
(Ralph comes out with his sorry excuse for an Easter Bunny costume. One ear is bigger than the other. One sleeve is longer than the other. One pant leg is longer than the other. People laugh at him.)
Ralph: "Oh baby!"
(Ralph bends down and the costume rips in half revealing supposedly his buttocks.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, looks like you have Easter EGG on your face. Hahaha."
(Ralph engages in a fight with Ed. People separate them.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "In case you are wondering, I wasn't really naked. Hahaha. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Hey Norton, the Raccoons are having a Easter Bunny costume contest and I know how to win the $50 prize."
Ed: "So do I."
Ralph: "By what?"
Ed: "Having the best costume. Hahaha."
Ralph: "Certainly that's the answer but only we know that. I got an advantage. I am going to rent my costume rather than waste my time making it."
Ed: "Ralph, you think like me. That is what I am doing too."
Ralph (yells): "WHAT? HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY IDEA!"
Ed (yells): "HOW CAN I STEAL YOUR IDEA SINCE YOU ONLY TOLD ME ABOUT IT SECONDS AGO?"
Ralph (yells): "I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT YOU DID. BUT, I AM GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU NORTON. I WILL MAKE MY COSTUME AND I WILL OUTSHINE YOU."
Ed: "We'll see."
Ralph: "Just remember Norton. From here on in, we are DEADLY enemies. I don't want nothing ot do with you. If you see me going down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
(Ralph leaves in a huff.)
(At the Raccoon Easter Bunny costume contest, the wives are there with their husbands. Ed is clad in his bunny suit.)
Alice: "Come on Ralph. You are the one who wanted to do this and upstage Ed."
(Ralph comes out with his sorry excuse for an Easter Bunny costume. One ear is bigger than the other. One sleeve is longer than the other. One pant leg is longer than the other. People laugh at him.)
Ralph: "Oh baby!"
(Ralph bends down and the costume rips in half revealing supposedly his buttocks.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, looks like you have Easter EGG on your face. Hahaha."
(Ralph engages in a fight with Ed. People separate them.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "In case you are wondering, I wasn't really naked. Hahaha. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)