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AB
03-30-2021, 05:55 PM
Post any Lines or Quotes from Cougar Town.

Therapist & Jules:

AB
03-30-2021, 05:56 PM
Jules & Laurie:

AB
03-30-2021, 06:25 PM
Ellie:

MA
04-21-2021, 09:40 AM
Andy: Tom, I need protection.
Tom: Are we talking condoms or guns?
Andy: No, I need... you have guns?
Tom: I dunno, you have money?

AB
07-21-2021, 08:48 PM
Grayson:

AB
07-21-2021, 08:50 PM
Laurie:

AB
07-23-2021, 06:15 PM
Laurie:

AB
07-23-2021, 06:17 PM
Ellie:

MA
08-17-2021, 11:23 AM
Jules: Please don't get pregnant!
Laurie: Sometimes 'I love you' is just a trick to get your dress off!

AB
08-17-2021, 07:24 PM
Laurie & Nezzie:

MA
08-28-2021, 12:40 PM
Travis: Why are they taking their jewelry off?
Laurie: Because that's the last stop before a catfight.