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03-09-2021, 06:42 PM
Post any Resident Alien quotes & funny lines.
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View Full Version : Resident Alien Quotes & Lines AB 03-09-2021, 06:42 PM Post any Resident Alien quotes & funny lines. AB 03-09-2021, 06:44 PM Harry at the bar. MA 03-10-2021, 10:02 AM Harry: Humans lie. It's what they do. Asta: Why? Harry: Maybe they don't want people to know who they really are. AB 03-10-2021, 07:27 PM Harry: AB 03-12-2021, 08:19 PM Harry: shotzette 03-14-2021, 02:59 PM 262208 Edison 03-14-2021, 10:31 PM Harry: AB 03-15-2021, 06:45 PM Sheriff Thompson: AB 03-16-2021, 05:44 PM Harry: Edison 03-16-2021, 11:46 PM Harry: Are you angry because I drugged you? I was trying to be kind. On television, the Three Stooges knock each other out with skillets. AB 03-17-2021, 07:15 PM Harry: AB 03-21-2021, 07:47 PM Asta: Edison 03-21-2021, 11:40 PM Asta: Thank God, we're all OK. D'Arcy: OK ? We fell into a crevasse. This is a death trap. Asta: I'm sorry I said anything. AB 03-22-2021, 06:39 PM (I really like this show) :) Harry: MA 03-26-2021, 01:27 PM Mike: Hey, hey! It's OK to ask for help! Louis: Look who's talkin'. AB 03-26-2021, 04:48 PM Asta: AB 03-26-2021, 05:16 PM Harry: Edison 03-28-2021, 12:11 AM Sheriff Mike Thompson: So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strength. Deputy Liv Baker: A beautiful face without a name for so long, a beautiful smile to hide the pain. MA 03-29-2021, 12:48 PM Harry: The astronauts did land on the moon. Asta: Good. Harry: And their bodies were taken over before they returned. AB 03-29-2021, 06:34 PM Harry & D'Arcy: AB 03-30-2021, 05:47 PM Harry: AB 03-31-2021, 05:42 PM Harry: Edison 04-05-2021, 12:37 AM Harry: What about killing him? Can I still kill him? Sahar: No! That’s pretty much implied in the word ‘truce'. MA 04-05-2021, 09:16 AM Mike: Hey, hey! It's OK to ask for help! Louis: Look who's talkin'. AB 04-06-2021, 06:51 PM Sheriff Thompson: AB 04-13-2021, 07:27 PM Asta & Harry: MA 04-13-2021, 07:28 PM You're friends with an alien, and Jay's a bad idea? - Dan AB 04-17-2021, 08:07 PM Harry & Asta: MA 04-23-2021, 08:09 AM Mike: Hey, hey! It's OK to ask for help! Louis: Look who's talkin'. AB 05-11-2021, 05:27 PM Harry: MA 05-19-2021, 07:23 AM Harry: The astronauts did land on the moon. Asta: Good. Harry: And their bodies were taken over before they returned. AB 06-06-2021, 06:50 PM Jimmy, Asta & Harry: AB 06-07-2021, 06:37 PM Harry: MA 06-07-2021, 06:46 PM Dude: Just be careful. Asta: What do you mean? Dude: For all you know, your alien is a Christopher Columbus of the sky. AB 08-30-2021, 09:35 PM Asta & Harry: MA 08-31-2021, 07:33 AM Harry: The astronauts did land on the moon. Asta: Good. Harry: And their bodies were taken over before they returned. AB 09-02-2021, 07:37 PM Asta & Harry: MA 09-02-2021, 07:52 PM Real quick. I left some pizzas in my freezer. You can have them if you want. - Harry AB 12-27-2021, 10:31 PM Sheriff Thompson & Abigail: MA 01-19-2022, 08:23 AM Dead Harry: You're afraid to kill everyone. Harry: No, I'm not. My people do not feel fear. Dead Harry: Yes, but you're not your people anymore, are you? You've been infected with humanity. AB 01-25-2022, 08:57 PM Darcy & Jay AB 01-28-2022, 07:06 PM Harry & Jay: MA 02-02-2022, 07:22 AM Asta: He was like a child. Harry: Schtuping a child is like a Class A felony. Do I have to call Benson and Stabler? AB 02-12-2022, 07:58 PM Peter: AB 02-28-2022, 09:52 PM Harry: MA 03-01-2022, 07:44 AM Drew: You're that Harry weirdo that came with Dan and Asta. Harry: You're that weirdo who talks to weirdos, weirdo. AB 03-21-2022, 10:55 PM Peter: MA 03-22-2022, 11:36 AM “No one knows where great ideas come from, but you always remember where you were when they came.” – Harry Vanderspeigle AB 04-06-2022, 06:58 PM Harry: AB 05-01-2022, 07:01 PM Harry: MA 05-05-2022, 08:39 AM Harry: I do not like having people in my house uninvited. Asta: Well, know you know how earth felt when you got here. AB 05-05-2022, 07:03 PM Harry: AB 05-05-2022, 07:09 PM Harry: MA 05-11-2022, 06:18 AM I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born; it is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy. - Harry [internal] AB 05-11-2022, 06:56 PM Deputy Liv and Sheriff Mike: MA 05-21-2022, 05:50 AM Don't you be puttin' your hands on your hips to me! And you walkin' away with an attitude! - Mike |