Hey y'all, I thought it'd be fun to list the teasers on here for those who can't see FOL on Hallmark... :( At least that way everyone can know how they've edited the beginning, as to where they insert the theme song.

So, after the shows, whoever would like to---and can be first---can come to this thread and post the teasers for that day. :)

Here are all the episodes that have aired so far...

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"Rough Housing"
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Mr. Drummond: (goes to door) "So Mrs. Garrett, this housemother thing isn't permanently temporary, is it?"

Mrs. Garrett: "Oh no, I'll be back---I promise!"

Mr. D: "Good, because we've been having a tough time."

Mrs. G: "Yeah?"

Mr. D: "Ever since you've left, everything's upside-down and topsy-turvy. I think I've been wearing Arnold's underwear."

Mrs. G: "Well that'll keep ya on your toes!" (laughs)

They nudge each other, Mr. D starts to go out the door, then the THEME cuts in.



"Like Mother, Like Daughter"
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Mrs. Garrett: (with Blair at her painting, turns to other girls) "Cindy! Cindy, will you get the cheese dip? I have to check the chocolate mouse and bring out the quiche lorrain. (sings, then dances away to the kitchen: ) Quiche me once/quiche me twice/quiche me once again, WOOO!"

THEME cuts in, show returns with Miss Mahoney and Mr. Bradley enterin' the dorm. (Sorry, I missed where it comes back in "Rough Housing"---I have it startin' with Cindy tryin' to get everybody ready for the games).



"The Return of Mr. Garrett"
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Mrs. G: (enters) "Girls, the shopping was just awful. I tell you I--(sees Robert) I--I--I-----Robert!"

Mr. G dramatically kisses her, THEME cuts in, show returns with audience and girls clappin' over the kiss.



"I.Q."
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Tootie: (readin' over the I.Q. scores) "Sure didn't know she was the smartest.....or she was the [b]dumbest[/b[!"

THEME cuts in, show returns with the girls studyin' upstairs.



"Overachieving"
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Mr. Bradley: (to Mr. Ramsey) "We're really anxious to hear your Career Day talk. It must be exciting being legal advisor to two presidents."

Mr. Ramsey: "Yeah, you get to meet new people every four years."

Mrs. G: "If they last that long..."

THEME cuts in, show returns with Mr. B praisin' Mr. R's accomplishments.



"Emily Dickinson"
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Jason: (kissing Blair at door) "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."

Blair: "I'll count them---you're too busy!"

THEME cuts in, show returns with Mr. Bradley yellin' offstage, "Anything turned on up there, Tootie?"

Tootie: "Yeah, but it's not the lights!"



"Dieting"
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I didn't realize this until I just now checked the tape, but I didn't get the teaser on---argh! It was Blair and Sue Ann in the common room talkin' about goin' on a diet, but I can't remember quote for quote (though I have it taped from N@N somewhere, too).

Anyway, after the THEME, the show returns with the other girls comin' in the back door.:

Cindy: "Hey, what's for dinner tonight?"

Natalie: "Mystery meat."

Then Mrs. G comes in with her new size 14 dress...



"The Facts of Love"
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Steve: "Anyone here to sign for this?"

Blair: "Just me. Everyone else seems to be gone."

Steve: "Good." (kisses Blair)

THEME cuts in, show returns with Mrs. G comin' through the front door, and interruptin' Blair and Steve's kiss:

Mrs G: "I'm so silly, I forgot to..."

Blair: "Uh, hi Mrs. Garrett! Uh, wh--what did you forget?"

Mrs. G: "To knock!"



"Flash Flood"
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Mrs. G: (to Mr. Bradley, leavin' through the front door) "How bad is it?"

Mr. B: "It's very bad...the dam's about to go."

THEME cuts in, show returns with Mrs. G, "I'm gonna go double check the basement."



"Adoption"
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(cast is in a classroom, Natalie's goin' off)

Mrs. G: "Honey, what's the matter?"

Nat: "Haven't you all figured it out?! This isn't my real family---I'm adopted!" (runs out)

Mrs. G: (runs after her) "Natalie---wait a minute!"

THEME cuts in, show returns with Mrs. G and Natalie upstairs.

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Well, I hope that maybe helps give y'all a li'l taste of what FOL is like with teasers. :) [/COLOR]

Teasers for Tuesday, July 9th:


"Running"
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Molly's snappin' photos of Blair (over-posing):

Blair: "Let me run and"---I'm not sure what she says, somethin' like "comb it back some, okay?" She definitely says "okay", but it's hard to tell exactly what she says right before that.

THEME cuts in, show returns with Mr. Bradley enterin' through the back door with the trophy.



"Molly's Holiday"
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Tootie (on phone with Dr. Parker): "Hello? Dr. Parker? This is Tootie Ramsey. Lucky thing you called, I have this terrible pain in my back, and it real hurt---ooohh, you're an orthodontist. That's okay, I have an overbite, too."

THEME cuts in, show returns with Molly runnin' through the back door, followed by Mrs. Garrett:

Mrs. G: "Oh, oh, oh...(Molly runs upstairs)....ooohhh, one one more lap and I woulda caught her!"

Wednesday, July 10th


"Dope"
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Blair shows Sue Ann the joint...

Sue Ann: "MARI---"
Blair: "SHHHHH!"
Sue Ann: "--juana? Do you smoke pot?"

Blair: "No, but everyone in the group does. And tonight, you and I become a part of the group."

THEME cuts in, show returns with Natalie and Tootie comin' down the stairs.

Tootie: "Mrs. Garrett, Blair and Sue Ann are getting ready to go to Tumpy's room, better known as 'Snob City'."

Natalie: "Yeah. They said to go ahead and discuss the new stereo without 'em."



"New Girl Part I"
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Tootie and Arnold walk off.

Blair: "What has gotten into Arnold?"

Mrs. G: "Well you've had biology...figure it out..."

THEME cuts in, show returns with the sound of Jo's bike roarin' outside.

Mrs. G: "Sounds like the wild bunch!"

Thursday, July 11


"New Girl, Part II"
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Tootie goes back to custody door after gettin' out with the girls at station:

Tootie: "So long, turkey!!"

Held girl grabs at the chainlink door, Tootie runs away, THEME cuts in, show returns with Mrs. G and the girls enterin' the bigger room in the police station.



"Double Standard"
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Harrison: "Ah, Mrs. Garrett...it's been a pleasure." (kisses her hand)

Mrs. G: "You must do that aga--uh, you must come back again sometime."

Harrison: "Oh I will. Bye!"

Natalie/Tootie: "Bye!"

THEME cuts in, show returns with Blair enterin' the kitchen.

Blair: "I'm back Harrison! Sorry to have taken so long." (notices he's not there) "Harrison?"