1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

Add to that: no one will ever be maimed of killed while attending your "gender reveal" party.

Of course on the down side, you'll never be able to fantasize that the guy you hired to photograph your wedding, secretly has the hots for you,...either.

popcorn:

1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

1. I have never been pregnant and I guarantee if I was, I would take care of it ASAP because pregnancy is gross and babies are worse.

2. Well this one stinks but yeah that's the good thing.

3. I rarely wear pantyhose and never high heels.

4. Many baby showers are co-ed but I never attend women-only ones. I despise babies and anything connected with them.



Another thing is you will never have to deal with sexism. I've had so many employers refuse to hire me because they think I'll leave to be a mommy. Heck no. Also, many men have tried to sexually assault me which is why I always carry mace, a gun, and a razor and have used the razor and mace (not the gun but wouldn't hesitate).

Having a period is the worst. It's total agony, pain, discomfort and mood swings every damn month for 5-7 days since the age of 12. So it's been 37 years of misery every month. I'm 49 now, so menopause is on the way. I'm actually looking forward to it.

Having a period is the worst. It's total agony, pain, discomfort and mood swings every damn month for 5-7 days since the age of 12. So it's been 37 years of misery every month. I'm 49 now, so menopause is on the way. I'm actually looking forward to it.

I'm 50 and going through it now I think. I can't wait to be honest, no more periods or fear of pregnancy so a win-win.

I'm 50 and going through it now I think. I can't wait to be honest, no more periods or fear of pregnancy so a win-win.

I'm perimenopausal right now, so I hardly ever get periods anymore which is great but also not so great because now it's unpredictable and can cause an unwelcome surprise. I can't wait for full menopause to set in. NO MORE DAMN PERIODS! For me, the pain was pretty damn excruciating at times.

I'm perimenopausal right now, so I hardly ever get periods anymore which is great but also not so great because now it's unpredictable and can cause an unwelcome surprise. I can't wait for full menopause to set in. NO MORE DAMN PERIODS! For me, the pain was pretty damn excruciating at times.

I don't either, I can't remember the last time (probably almost a year ago) and so light. My doctor told me to see if I go for a year then it's considered menopause but there are women who don't have them for a year then bam! they get one. I'm starting to get the hot flashes though, I have to run fans and I sweat so bad. I itch at times too (though have psoriasis).

I don't either, I can't remember the last time (probably almost a year ago) and so light. My doctor told me to see if I go for a year then it's considered menopause but there are women who don't have them for a year then bam! they get one. I'm starting to get the hot flashes though, I have to run fans and I sweat so bad. I itch at times too (though have psoriasis).

You might wanna try Estroven Menopause Relief + Mood. I take it every day. It works really good with helping to reduce the night sweats, hot flashes and moodiness.

You might wanna try Estroven Menopause Relief + Mood. I take it every day. It works really good with helping to reduce the night sweats, hot flashes and moodiness.

I'm going to try that. Luckily the sweats aren't always bad but when they flare they are bad.

1. I have never been pregnant and I guarantee if I was, I would take care of it ASAP because pregnancy is gross and babies are worse.

2. Well this one stinks but yeah that's the good thing.

3. I rarely wear pantyhose and never high heels.

4. Many baby showers are co-ed but I never attend women-only ones. I despise babies and anything connected with them.



Another thing is you will never have to deal with sexism. I've had so many employers refuse to hire me because they think I'll leave to be a mommy. Heck no. Also, many men have tried to sexually assault me which is why I always carry mace, a gun, and a razor and have used the razor and mace (not the gun but wouldn't hesitate).

So are you glad/happy your mother "didn't tare care of it" when she pushed you out? And if babies are worse, I guess you came out a grown angry person, ummm.

So are you glad/happy your mother "didn't tare care of it" when she pushed you out? And if babies are worse, I guess you came out a grown angry person, ummm.

She is 50 years old, so I'm assuming that 50 years ago, her mother was not offered the options that are available today. Even if Illinois was aborted, she would never know anything anyway.

2. I will never have a period.
.

Of course you realize, if men did have periods, we'd brag about who had the heaviest flow.

Of course you realize, if men did have periods, we'd brag about who had the heaviest flow.

Believe me... it's nothing to brag about. It's gross, painful, super uncomfortable. Think about it... bleeding lady parts ... very painful every damn month! Menopause is a blessing!

I'm 50 and going through it now I think. I can't wait to be honest, no more periods or fear of pregnancy so a win-win.

Oh so you are female, I had you pegged as male due to your avatar.

Of course you realize, if men did have periods, we'd brag about who had the heaviest flow.

The crude, rude comments never end.

Oh so you are female, I had you pegged as male due to your avatar.
She has an avatar of Adam Goldberg from television. Why in the world would that make you think she is male? :confused:

The crude, rude comments never end.

I don't think his comments were crude or rude at all. He doesn't know and never will. He's just commenting on something he will never experience or understand. He's not insulting anyone except maybe you which is perplexing.

1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

5. Eligible for that lucrative gig as a penis model

So are you glad/happy your mother "didn't tare care of it" when she pushed you out? And if babies are worse, I guess you came out a grown angry person, ummm.

First off, if she did then I wouldn't know. Second, Roe V Wade was illegal there. Third, you are a troll. Fourth, I don't like babies, there is no law stating it's required for me to love babies. Fifth, the angry one is you for attacking my right to choose as I please.

She has an avatar of Adam Goldberg from television. Why in the world would that make you think she is male? :confused:

Because apparently Caroline (who never watched tv yet posts in a tv forum) has no idea who Adam Goldberg. I think "she's" just looking to argue.

5. Eligible for that lucrative gig as a penis model

Yep and then use those photos to send to women. :lol:

3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

I know of a lot of baby showers that men were invited to.

Also, I guess you're not part of the fem sissy scene. :lol:

1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.
Well, my girlfriend was invited to a relative’s baby shower about a bit over a year ago and she dragged me to it. :rolleyes: I totally agree with the rest. But being a man has it’s consequences as well.

2. I will never have a period.
HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! I pity women for having to go through that.

HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! I pity women for having to go through that.

It is a miserable experience that I have been going through since age 12. Be thankful that you never have and never will go through anything so disgusting.

Especially cramps. I've had them so bad that I've had to stay home from school, work, and other activities. I got my first period at 12, and at the time was so excited but quickly realized it was horrible.

Especially cramps. I've had them so bad that I've had to stay home from school, work, and other activities. I got my first period at 12, and at the time was so excited but quickly realized it was horrible.

Menstrual cramps are so horrible! I've had many EXCRUCIATING periods when the abdomen all the way down to the knees are in severe pain. When it hits the upper thighs is the worst... well, almost the worst. Abdomen pain is probably the worst.

I got my first period at 12, and at the time was so excited but quickly realized it was horrible.I also got my first one at age 12. It was December 26, 1984. I didn't experience any severe pain until a few years later. Then I hated it.

It is a miserable experience that I have been going through since age 12. Be thankful that you never have and never will go through anything so disgusting.
Believe me, I am VERY, VERY thankful. I’m sorry you and many other women have to go through that crap.

Believe me, I am VERY, VERY thankful. I’m sorry you and many other women have to go through that crap.

Men are lucky that way.

For me, I guess I would like to know what it's like to be able to pee standing up like a man. I also wouldn't mind having upper body strength like men. That's all I can think of right now.

For me, I guess I would like to know what it's like to be able to pee standing up like a man.
It’s pretty simple and actually doesn’t feel uncomfortable at all.

It’s pretty simple and actually doesn’t feel uncomfortable at all.I bet it's very convenient. Just for one day, I'd like to know what it's like. Not even a day, just one time! :lol: I suppose the only down side is that men can't do #1 and #2 at the same time! :lol:

I bet it's very convenient. Just for one day, I'd like to know what it's like. Not even a day, just one time! :lol: I suppose the only down side is that men can't do #1 and #2 at the same time! :lol:
Yes, it is convenient, but I do have p*nis problems sometimes. Another downside.

1. I have never been pregnant and I guarantee if I was, I would take care of it ASAP because pregnancy is gross and babies are worse.
How do you feel about preteens and teenagers?

In what way? I don't know what you mean.
I was asking IllinoisTVFan how does she feel about preteens and teenagers? Does she like them, does she not, can she get along with them?

HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE! I pity women for having to go through that.

Oh, it's not THAT bad, well it's not THAT good either ! :crazy:What I mean is it is nature ! It is what it is, part of being a girl! ;) I'm finally completly past menopause so maybe that is why I'm saying this, if you asked me a few years ago I might be saying, yes it is the worst thing in the world! :confused:Uncomfortable and yes, cramps, bloating, some pain but we all are in it together, half the world ( females) ,never bothered me that bad ! ;)

When it DOES bother you is if you DON'T get it as expected and you have an unwanted pregnancy, or a false alarm and you are just late! You WELCOME and WISH for the uncomfortable monthly mess than!! ;)

Menopause was no fun, I had very bad hot flashes and night sweats , to me that was almost worse than the monthly ! ;)

I was asking IllinoisTVFan how does she feel about preteens and teenagers? Does she like them, does she not, can she get along with them?

Yes, I realized about a minute ago that you were talking to her and not me. So I deleted that post. OOPS!

Yes, I realized about a minute ago that you were talking to her and not me. So I deleted that post. OOPS!
That’s okay. I’ve done the same thing once.

Oh, it's not THAT bad, well it's not THAT good either ! :crazy:What I mean is it is nature ! It is what it is, part of being a girl! ;) I'm finally completly past menopause so maybe that is why I'm saying this, if you asked me a few years ago I might be saying, yes it is the worst thing in the world! :confused:Uncomfortable and yes, cramps, bloating, some pain but we all are in it together, half the world ( females) ,never bothered me that bad ! ;)

When it DOES bother you is if you DON'T get it as expected and you have an unwanted pregnancy, or a false alarm and you are just late! You WELCOME and WISH for the uncomfortable monthly mess than!! ;)

Menopause was no fun, I had very bad hot flashes and night sweats , to me that was almost worse than the monthly ! ;)
My brother thinks periods make women look sexy :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I absolutely love being a woman:)

I never had any desire to have children; knew from a young age that I didn't want to bring another human being into this unstable, and sometimes rather cruel, world.

I have been lucky in not having bad periods. I am slightly older than both IllinoisTVFan and Wawwie, and I am still regular, no signs of approaching menopause either (ie hot flashes, etc), I guess I am lucky in that aspect.

I loved wearing high heels when I was younger, was able to dance the night away, in 6-inched platforms (never had a problem with my feet or my back).

Anyway, I never had the desire, or penis envy, of being a man; there is a certain power of being a woman that is hard to describe. :wave:


And men, consider yourself LUCKY if you have never been invited to a baby shower, to be rather blunt, they are boring.

My brother thinks periods make women look sexy :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Maybe he's talking about swollen breasts? Believe me, it does not feel sexy. It sometimes hurts like hell... and other times it's just uncomfortable. Either way, it is so unsexy feeling.

Oh, it's not THAT bad, well it's not THAT good either ! :crazy:What I mean is it is nature ! It is what it is, part of being a girl! ;) I'm finally completly past menopause so maybe that is why I'm saying this, if you asked me a few years ago I might be saying, yes it is the worst thing in the world! :confused:Uncomfortable and yes, cramps, bloating, some pain but we all are in it together, half the world ( females) ,never bothered me that bad ! ;)

When it DOES bother you is if you DON'T get it as expected and you have an unwanted pregnancy, or a false alarm and you are just late! You WELCOME and WISH for the uncomfortable monthly mess than!! ;)

Menopause was no fun, I had very bad hot flashes and night sweats , to me that was almost worse than the monthly ! ;)
Almost every woman I’ve met or known has said that periods are hell. So I just assumed that it was something that was very painful and irritating that makes women miserable and am lucky that I don’t have to deal with it.

1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

I love being a woman, but than that is what I am! So thinking if I was born a boy I guess that would be fine too, it would be what I would know all my life ! ;)I think it depends on a lot of things ,there are good things about being a woman and good things about being a man ! ;)

Rebuttals

1- Never being pregnant - I had two babies and there were bumps in the road here and there in pregnancy and motherhood, but all in all the good times out number the rough times and I love my kids and was / am very glad to have them ! :)I actually wanted one more cause I had two boys and would have liked to have a girl, but unfortunately that never came to be! :(

2- Never have a period ! Although it's not a day at the beach or a walk on the park, we get through it ! ;)

3- wearing pantyhose and high heels ! Hey I had some fun back in the day showing off some leg and wearing sexy shoes! :D Not now, panty hose are out of fashion, girls just get their legs tan or wear tights ! ;)And high heels, well I'm older now and I badly sprained my ankle a few years ago, so I'm paranoid of wearing too high a heel now, afraid to fall again ! :eek:But even still, woman don't have to wear heels and show leg if they don't want to these days ! ;) Womens/ girls clothes are so much more casual and comfortable now !;)

4 - Baby showers- well yeah, the old traditional ones can be boring but lots of baby showers nowadays are unisex and it's pretty much like a regular party ! ;)

So for me, I love being a girl/ woman! My main reason for not wanting to be a man is I would be very afraid to be drafted to a war !:( And also not really being able to cry or show a lot of emotion in public like a woman can! Other than that , I guess being a woman or a man , it really wouldn't matter that much but being born a female I am used to this so I'm content ! ;)

I love being a woman, but than that is what I am! So thinking if I was born a boy I guess that would be fine too, it would be what I would know all my life ! ;)I think it depends on a lot of things ,there are good things about being a woman and good things about being a man ! ;)

Rebuttals

1- Never being pregnant - I had two babies and there were bumps in the road here and there in pregnancy and motherhood, but all in all the good times out number the rough times and I love my kids and was / am very glad to have them ! :)I actually wanted one more cause I had two boys and would have liked to have a girl, but unfortunately that never came to be! :(

2- Never have a period ! Although it's not a day at the beach or a walk on the park, we get through it ! ;)

3- wearing pantyhose and high heels ! Hey I had some fun back in the day showing off some leg and wearing sexy shoes! :D Not now, panty hose are out of fashion, girls just get their legs tan or wear tights ! ;)And high heels, well I'm older now and I badly sprained my ankle a few years ago, so I'm paranoid of wearing too high a heel now, afraid to fall again ! :eek:But even still, woman don't have to wear heels and show leg if they don't want to these days ! ;) Womens/ girls clothes are so much more casual and comfortable now !;)

4 - Baby showers- well yeah, the old traditional ones can be boring but lots of baby showers nowadays are unisex and it's pretty much like a regular party ! ;)

So for me, I love being a girl/ woman! My main reason for not wanting to be a man is I would be very afraid to be drafted to a war !:( And also not really being able to cry or show a lot of emotion in public like a woman can! Other than that , I guess being a woman or a man , it really wouldn't matter that much but being born a female I am used to this so I'm content ! ;)


Oh also, men have to he careful, although they can't get pregnant they IMPREGNATE !! Men always have to worry, if you have unprotected sex or sex with a girl not on birth control YOU could become a Daddy and be forced by law to pay child support even if you never want anything to do with that woman or baby again, the county will hunt your butt down and force you to pay up ! That would scare the sh*t out of me if I were a guy !! :eek:

Another reason I'm glad I'm a female ! ;)

My main reason for not wanting to be a man is I would be very afraid to be drafted to a war !:( Fortunately the draft became extinct after all the Vietnam backlash.

Oh also, men have to he careful, although they can't get pregnant they IMPREGNATE !! Men always have to worry, if you have unprotected sex or sex with a girl not on birth control YOU could become a Daddy and be forced by law to pay child support even if you never want anything to do with that woman or baby again, the county will hunt your butt down and force you to pay up ! That would scare the sh*t out of me if I were a guy !! :eek:

Another reason I'm glad I'm a female ! ;)I take seriously my religion's call to no premarital sex. As I am nowhere close to being married yet, I won't get anyone pregnant for awhile.

George Carlin said in one of his stand-ups, “It’s amazing that all these people who abstain from sex are those who nobody wants to **** in the first place.” :lol:

George Carlin said in one of his stand-ups, “It’s amazing that all these people who abstain from sex are those who nobody wants to **** in the first place.” :lol:

A lot of middle aged virgins on this site

A lot of middle aged virgins on this site

Madonna's " Like a virgin " song and video just popped in my mind !! :D:crazy:

I was asking IllinoisTVFan how does she feel about preteens and teenagers? Does she like them, does she not, can she get along with them?

I'm okay with kids once they are school-aged. Preteens and teens I treat mostly like adults because they almost are.

A lot of middle aged virgins on this site

They are missing out because sex is incredible!:D

And such an amazing feeling, especially with someone you love or have incredible chemistry with.

And it is fun, too ;)

A lot of middle aged virgins on this site

Yeah and I can think offhand of a few. I'm always shocked by people (mostly men but not always) who stereotype women as doing/saying/thinking something and then shocked not true.

George Carlin said in one of his stand-ups, “It’s amazing that all these people who abstain from sex are those who nobody wants to **** in the first place.” :lol:

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin

They are missing out because sex is incredible!:D

And such an amazing feeling, especially with someone you love or have incredible chemistry with.

And it is fun, too ;)

Middle aged virgins = sad & pathetic.

I suppose it's easy to abstain when nobody is pressuring you.

Middle aged virgins = sad & pathetic.

I suppose it's easy to abstain when nobody is pressuring you.

What a horrible thing to say :barf:

Let people live their life as they please.

What a horrible thing to say :barf:

Let people live their life as they please.

:yeahthat

This is par for the course for her. She reminds me of one of the girls in Mean Girls. She can just be so rude and nasty at times.

She's a keyboard warrior. It's usually people who are unhappy with their own lives who make comments like that. There's a reason why she's one of the most reported and ignored members on here.

https://i1.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/giphy-3.gif?fit=1&resize=620%2C4000&ssl=1

I need to remind myself not to read threads like this when eating anything. :barf:

How did this thread get hijacked and turn into a random thread?

women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

And once we wise-up, they then brand us as "misogynist"....can't win. :wallbang

What a horrible thing to say :barf:

Let people live their life as they please.

For sure and since this thread went to sex, just know many women out there dread the act but need to please a partner.

This is par for the course for her. She reminds me of one of the girls in Mean Girls. She can just be so rude and nasty at times.


Interesting how you only picked on my post when at least two other posters said almost the same thing, just different words. :rolleyes:

Interesting how you only picked on my post when at least two other posters said almost the same thing, just different words. :rolleyes:

You were the first one who stated it. The others were just following your lead. You are the Regina of Mean Girls. :rolleyes: :cuckoo

You were the first one who stated it.
The others were just following your lead. You are the Regina of Mean Girls. :rolleyes: :cuckoo

No I wasn't. I was responding to someone else. :rolleyes:

No I wasn't. I was responding to someone else. :rolleyes:

Not quite. You were the first one to make any comment like that.

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=5864750&postcount=50

Where else in this thread did anybody make a comment like that before you?

Where else in this thread did anybody make a comment like that before you?

George Carlin said in one of his stand-ups, “It’s amazing that all these people who abstain from sex are those who nobody wants to **** in the first place.” :lol:
That post was made at 10:31 pm and I replied at 11:15 pm, so there.

He didn't make any personal comments about other members of this site. He was quoting George Carlin.

Your comment was just crude and unnecessary. It was only after you made that comment that others followed. You aren't funny. You've never been funny. You are just a troll who complains all of the time.

Oh also, men have to he careful, although they can't get pregnant they IMPREGNATE !! Men always have to worry, if you have unprotected sex or sex with a girl not on birth control YOU could become a Daddy and be forced by law to pay child support even if you never want anything to do with that woman or baby again, the county will hunt your butt down and force you to pay up ! That would scare the sh*t out of me if I were a guy !! :eek:

Another reason I'm glad I'm a female ! ;)

True but on the other hand I know women who got pregnant and baby daddy disappeared and they decided to raise the baby without the guy. Yeah that would stink.

He didn't make any personal comments about other members of this site. He was quoting George Carlin. What does that quote have to do with middle-aged virgins? Your comment was just crude and unnecessary. It was only after you made that comment that others followed.

I never called out anyone personally. You are insane. You pick on my post but not his because he is a moderator and you have a personal grudge against me. You're nuts. He said basically the very same thing I did. Now once again, I am done with you and proving how you have a vendetta against me with your bias and unfairness. Please refrain from replying to me and I will extend the same courtesy to you. Have a nice day. :)

I never called out anyone personally. You are insane. You pick on my post but not his because he is a moderator and you have a personal grudge against me. You're nuts. He said basically the very same thing I did. Now once again, I am done with you and proving how you have a vendetta against me with your bias and unfairness. Please refrain from replying to me and I will extend the same courtesy to you. Have a nice day. :)

You know what? I'm sick of your bull****! You didn't have to call out anyone personally to come across as a complete *******. I have no grudge or vendetta against you. You are annoying. You are like a flea or tick on a dog or cat. You are just there and have to live with it.

I just don't like you attacking other members on here. I thought I had seen everything before I saw you start that thread on the Politics board the other day. You are sick and twisted. Please seek out some professional help. :cuckoo

Take a week or two off.. maybe longer. Take a vacation to Cancun. I'm not sure if anybody will even miss you on here. :wave:

To TJ , in all fairness Wawwie did kind of just respond to that post quoting George Carlin, I didn't find her virgin post to be that mean. :confused:

If it was and my comment about it reminding me of Madonna's song was mean or rude , I'm sorry for that, I didn't intend for it to be.:(

Hoping this post to you isn't out of line , but I just thought I would tell you how I feel about this.:):wave:

To TJ , in all fairness Wawwie did kind of just respond to that post quoting George Carlin, I didn't find her virgin post to be that mean. :confused:

If it was and my comment about it reminding me of Madonna's song was mean or rude , I'm sorry for that, I didn't intend for it to be.:(

Hoping this post to you isn't out of line , but I just thought I would tell you how I feel about this.:):wave:

The George Carlin quote was funny. Her comment "A lot of middle aged virgins on this site" was not funny. Her later comment was even more crude and unnecessary: "Middle aged virgins = sad & pathetic. I suppose it's easy to abstain when nobody is pressuring you."

I thought your reference to the Madonna "Like a Virgin" song was very clever and said in a joking manner. :)

To TJ , in all fairness Wawwie did kind of just respond to that post quoting George Carlin, I didn't find her virgin post to be that mean. :confused:

If it was and my comment about it reminding me of Madonna's song was mean or rude , I'm sorry for that, I didn't intend for it to be.:(

Hoping this post to you isn't out of line , but I just thought I would tell you how I feel about this.:):wave:

I have to agree. She might have been, well Wawwie, but I have seen far worse here. Now if she had said "so and so is a virgin", then yeah they would have been out of line. There was a poster that attacked me for no reason at all, including bringing me up in thread after thread I wasn't even posting in. I reported the poster and nothing was done, if I recall he didn't even get suspended. I'm not looking for drama but just pointing that there has been far worse.

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin

All women are mean, evil, wicked and crazy .......... all except Valerie Bertinelli of course , she is sugar and spice and everything nice ! ;):cool::D:wave:

I have to agree. She might have been, well Wawwie, but I have seen far worse here. Now if she had said "so and so is a virgin", then yeah they would have been out of line. There was a poster that attacked me for no reason at all, including bringing me up in thread after thread I wasn't even posting in. I reported the poster and nothing was done, if I recall he didn't even get suspended. I'm not looking for drama but just pointing that there has been far worse.

What post are you referring to? Maybe I missed it. You can send me a message if you want to keep it private.

Wawwie's suspension is cumulative. She had it coming for a long time. Wawwie just being Wawwie, I guess. I don't want to suspend or ban anybody who wants to be here and contribute in a positive manner.

What post are you referring to? Maybe I missed it. You can send me a message if you want to keep it private.

Wawwie's suspension is cumulative. She had it coming for along time. Wawwie just being Wawwie, I guess. I don't want to suspend or ban anybody who wants to be contribute in a positive manner.

This was awhile back, I can't remember the poster but it was in the politics section. I did report him and you did issue a warning but he then kept going. I can't remember what his name was but I haven't seen him in quite some time. The same one who reported me for calling Rand Paul a name.

This was awhile back, I can't remember the poster but it was in the politics section. I did report him and you did issue a warning but he then kept going. I can't remember what his name was but I haven't seen him in quite some time. The same one who reported me for calling Rand Paul a name.

It's hard to keep track of at times. I don't recall you even reporting that many posts. You reported one post last year:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=5782817#post5782817

"Personal attack. I didn't attack him but he attacked me and where I am from."

I did issue him a warning in the thread:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=5783030&postcount=13

I think I handled it appropriately. That post was hardly suspension worthy. Any other posts you may have found offensive, you didn't even report. I'm talking about biffbronson's posts.

It's hard to keep track of at times. I don't recall you even reporting that many posts. You reported one post last year:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=5782817#post5782817

"Personal attack. I didn't attack him but he attacked me and where I am from."

I did issue him a warning in the thread:

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=5783030&postcount=13

I think I handled it appropriately. That post was hardly suspension worthy. Any other posts you may have found offensive, you didn't even report. I'm talking about biffbronson's posts.


Yes that was the one. that poster hasn't been harassing me now so hopefully, the warning worked. No, I really don't report most posts because I just skip over them and try to ignore the person.

Yes that was the one. that poster hasn't been harassing me now so hopefully, the warning worked. No, I really don't report most posts because I just skip over them and try to ignore the person.

I wish more people would do that. You need to have thick skin to post on the Politics board. It's not a tea party.

Very true. Sometimes it gets downright nasty but I live among many who have wild views and I deal with them daily so I have learned how to not use it against them. Not always easy to do though.

All women are mean, evil, wicked and crazy .......... all except Valerie Bertinelli of course , she is sugar and spice and everything nice ! ;):cool::D:wave:

Valerie Bertinelli is another reason I'm glad I'm a man :)

I don't want to suspend or ban anybody who wants to be here and contribute in a positive manner.

Ban George Carlin!!!

I'm glad that I don't have to sit down to pee. There's something to be said for getting in and out when doing your business.

I'm glad that I don't have to sit down to pee. There's something to be said for getting in and out when doing your business.

For some reason that Ted Nugent song just popped into my mind!! :D



"When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock 'n roll band
It's a free for all…":crazy:

Valerie Bertinelli is another reason I'm glad I'm a man :)


In the words of Charlie Rich ...... Sort of! :cool:

" And when we get behind closed doors and she lets her hair hang down, and Valerie Bertinelli makes me glad that I'm a man, oh no one knows what goes on behind closed doors"!!! :D

Madonna's " Like a virgin " song and video just popped in my mind !! :D:crazy:


For some reason that Ted Nugent song just popped into my mind!! :D



"When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock 'n roll band
It's a free for all…":crazy:


In the words of Charlie Rich ...... Sort of! :cool:

" And when we get behind closed doors and she lets her hair hang down, and Valerie Bertinelli makes me glad that I'm a man, oh no one knows what goes on behind closed doors"!!! :D

Someone's been listening to a lot of music lately :wave:

On the subject of peeing, it is very convenient being able to just pop off a trail/go off into the woods while hiking/camping/fishing and being able to pee quickly.

Or even if I'm on the property working in the yard and if I feel to lazy to walk back to the house I'll pop behind a tree.

But I do hate any public venue that has trough urinals instead of separate ones, standing literally shoulder to shoulder with strangers while trying to pee...stage fright.

I tried to ignore it at the time, but I did find JamesG's George Carlin quote disgusting, in poor taste, not at all funny, and targeted at me as it was right after my post. It was very much not appreciated. Wawwie I don't expect any better from, she is still a nasty troll on my ignore list but I saw it with those who quoted her. JamesG though, should have known better. That is not good conduct from a moderator and I deserve better treatment than that. :rolleyes:

I tried to ignore it at the time, but I did find JamesG's George Carlin quote disgusting, in poor taste, not at all funny, and targeted at me as it was right after my post. It was very much not appreciated. Wawwie I don't expect any better from, she is still a nasty troll on my ignore list but I saw it with those who quoted her. JamesG though, should have known better. That is not good conduct from a moderator and I deserve better treatment than that. :rolleyes:

I don't know the history between you two but I took it to mean someone else. Me and Wawwie were comparing notes between these two strange guys and I immediately thought she was talking about them.

Btw, did you ever post on the TVByTheNumbers site? I remember chatting with a catsrule there, one conversation had to do with the Goldbergs.

Btw, did you ever post on the TVByTheNumbers site? I remember chatting with a catsrule there, one conversation had to do with the Goldbergs.Yes, I had the same username there. Since TV by the Numbers folded, I comment sometimes at Spotted Ratings and Spoiler TV, also under catsrule.

Yes, I had the same username there. Since TV by the Numbers folded, I comment sometimes at Spotted Ratings and Spoiler TV, also under catsrule.

I think I've lurked at Spoiler Tv (I lurk at a few) but never posted. I can't remember my name at TvNumbers but usually posted about The Goldbergs, the Simpsons, and This Is Us.

I think I've lurked at Spoiler Tv (I lurk at a few) but never posted. I can't remember my name at TvNumbers but usually posted about The Goldbergs, the Simpsons, and This Is Us.

Do you watch all those NBC Chicago shows (Med, Fire, P.D.)?

Do you watch all those NBC Chicago shows (Med, Fire, P.D.)?

No, but I have a friend who has been in all of them (he's an actor).

No, but I have a friend who has been in all of them (he's an actor).

Cool. Any inside info on what the fourth show would be?

I live in Queens but have never seen an episode of The King of Queens.

Cool. Any inside info on what the fourth show would be?

I live in Queens but have never seen an episode of The King of Queens.

Not sure but I will ask him (he's a Facebook friend now). His name is Marcus Hendricks and here's his Twitter page: https://twitter.com/mhendricks541. I've seen the King of Queens but never any of the Chicago shows.

Not sure but I will ask him (he's a Facebook friend now). His name is Marcus Hendricks and here's his Twitter page: https://twitter.com/mhendricks541. I've seen the King of Queens but never any of the Chicago shows.

Probably would be something like Chicago Law.

And yes, it’s a good thing we’re not required to watch things based on geographical proximity.

Probably would be something like Chicago Law.

And yes, it’s a good thing we’re not required to watch things based on geographical proximity.

Yeah those of us in areas common on tv would luck out, others wouldn't. However, then I would have to watch the Blues Brothers every day since that was filmed in my area growing up (and even shopped at the mall).

I tried to ignore it at the time, but I did find JamesG's George Carlin quote disgusting, in poor taste, not at all funny, and targeted at me as it was right after my post. It was very much not appreciated. Wawwie I don't expect any better from, she is still a nasty troll on my ignore list but I saw it with those who quoted her. JamesG though, should have known better. That is not good conduct from a moderator and I deserve better treatment than that. :rolleyes:

If you were offended then that's on you, not me.

I wasn't aiming anything at you.

If you were offended then that's on you, not me.

I wasn't aiming anything at you.I don't believe that at all. At least admit you were mocking me and stop lying about it. You didn't post anything that nasty until my comment right above yours. :rolleyes:

I don't believe that at all. At least admit you were mocking me and stop lying about it. You didn't post anything that nasty until my comment right above yours. :rolleyes:

Not lying, buddy.

Here's a reason to be glad to be a women. Statistically, you live longer.

Yeah those of us in areas common on tv would luck out, others wouldn't. However, then I would have to watch the Blues Brothers every day since that was filmed in my area growing up (and even shopped at the mall).

Back with the Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/76/fc/0676fcde2e2c608ba889ae82c5819467.jpg

Here's a reason to be glad to be a women. Statistically, you live longer.

And we get to wear pink clothing, nail polish and lipstick !

And we get to wear pink clothing, nail polish and lipstick !

Not just women. Apparently you haven't seen a recent photo of me. :wave:

And we get to wear pink clothing, nail polish and lipstick !

How about this reason — If women cry they’re “sensitive”. If men cry they’re “wimpy”

I'm just glad I'm not a girl, because they have cooties.

Back with the Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/76/fc/0676fcde2e2c608ba889ae82c5819467.jpg

Love that! My dad had a chance to be an extra in the Blues Brothers but figured it would be a flop no one remembered. He regrets it of course.

I'm just glad I'm not a girl, because they have cooties.

No!! Boys do !! They are icky !!! :p

How about this reason — If women cry they’re “sensitive”. If men cry they’re “wimpy”

https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/88/9e/4a/889e4a99c848ef1808c35b3e6805b33a.jpg

Not just women. Apparently you haven't seen a recent photo of me. :wave:

Like Tootsie Horvath!!! :lol::D

No!! Boys do !! They are icky !!! :p

This is literally how I do it.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/retail-salespeople-towel-bathroom-bathroom_supplies-saleswoman-mban4182_low.jpg

Love that! My dad had a chance to be an extra in the Blues Brothers but figured it would be a flop no one remembered. He regrets it of course.

Not Dad’s fault. You never know with SNL movies. Sometimes you get The Blues Brothers or Wayne’s World. And sometimes you get It’s Pat or A Night At The Roxbury.

https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/88/9e/4a/889e4a99c848ef1808c35b3e6805b33a.jpg

Here’s a better hamburger photo :wave:

261564

1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

Overall I think men have it a little easier than women. Men don't have to put makeup on their faces, men don't have breasts and don't have to wear bras, and men don't have to go through that monthly cycle which I imagine is rather unpleasant and not a great deal of fun.

A lot of middle aged virgins on this site

Who here is middle aged and still a virgin? Certainly not me but it's been six years since I last had intimate relations with a woman because it's been that long since I split up with my former girlfriend and I've been alone and single ever since and I'm probably better off that way. :lol:

Not Dad’s fault. You never know with SNL movies. Sometimes you get The Blues Brothers or Wayne’s World. And sometimes you get It’s Pat or A Night At The Roxbury.

Very true. The SNL hits are much smaller than the flops. Ironically both the Blues Brothers and Wayne's World are set around the Chicago area. I've actually seen It's Pat, what a strange movie (though did have Ween).

Men don't have to put makeup on their faces.Women don't have to put on makeup either. A lot of them think it is necessary or they like it. But there are people like my mom who almost never put on makeup, and this has basically been her whole life. Ironically her mother and my grandmother refused to go anywhere in public without their makeup being fully applied for the day.

Women don't have to put on makeup either. A lot of them think it is necessary or they like it. But there are people like my mom who almost never put on makeup, and this has basically been her whole life. Ironically her mother and my grandmother refused to go anywhere in public without their makeup being fully applied for the day.

I rarely wear makeup because I don't have to unless I have a flare up.

Very true. The SNL hits are much smaller than the flops. Ironically both the Blues Brothers and Wayne's World are set around the Chicago area. I've actually seen It's Pat, what a strange movie (though did have Ween).

Chicago must make the difference. If A Night At The Roxbury had been A Night At The Spybar (conveniently located at 646 North Franklin St) it would have been a megahit.

I guess im glad to be a boy.......... I dunno if I can pick 4 reasons why though.....

Who here is middle aged and still a virgin? Certainly not me but it's been six years since I last had intimate relations with a woman because it's been that long since I split up with my former girlfriend and I've been alone and single ever since and I'm probably better off that way. :lol:

I was a virgin until I was 40 and when I did lose my virginity it was to my wife. I could've had sex before then, but I was saving myself for marriage.

I was a virgin until I was 40 and when I did lose my virginity it was to my wife. I could've had sex before then, but I was saving myself for marriage.

That is nice ! I admire people who follow their heart and soul! So sweet you found your wife , well worth the wait to find someone you truly love ! :)

I was a virgin until I was 40 and when I did lose my virginity it was to my wife. I could've had sex before then, but I was saving myself for marriage.

Nothing wrong with that. Honestly, I would prefer a man of your caliber to a guy who sleeps around.

I was a virgin until I was 40 and when I did lose my virginity it was to my wife. I could've had sex before then, but I was saving myself for marriage.

Barbara Cooper would be proud.

Also, you don’t have to worry about your spaghetti straps on your dress constantly falling off every few seconds.

Also, you don’t have to worry about your spaghetti straps on your dress constantly falling off every few seconds.

At my age and weight I no longer wear spaghetti straps :D , now I just have to worry the spaghetti I'm making for dinner will turn out good! :lol:

But ..........

Annoying when bra straps start falling down when a bra gets old ! :p

Nothing wrong with that. Honestly, I would prefer a man of your caliber to a guy who sleeps around.

Agree ! :);)

Nothing wrong with that. Honestly, I would prefer a man of your caliber to a guy who sleeps around.

I had my share of womanizers (in the past) and I couldn't agree with you more. :wave:

Give me a man with dignity (over a player) any day :)

At my age and weight I no longer wear spaghetti straps :D , now I just have to worry the spaghetti I'm making for dinner will turn out good! :lol:

But ..........

Annoying when bra straps start falling down when a bra gets old ! :p
LOL. But my aunt used to always wear dresses with spaghetti straps attached to them and it was annoying to see her having to pull them up every few seconds in your face.

I had my share of womanizers (in the past) and I couldn't agree with you more. :wave:

Give me a man with dignity (over a player) any day :)

Exactly. Nothing wrong with that. The number of baby daddies who contacted me on dating sites appalled me. I'm talking guys who got many women pregnant and married none. No thanks.

1. I will never be pregnant.
2. I will never have a period.
3. I will never be expected to wear pantyhose or high heels.
4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.

5. I don't have to worry about wearing a bra.

Many bridal and baby showers are now co-ed so assuming one won't be invited is often incorrect. I never attend them, yuck.

4. I will never be invited to a baby shower.Ya might still be invited to a shower :)

4 reasons I am happy to be a boy

1) I can hold/squeeze my straw until I can get to a bathroom!! (Girls have a harder time holding it in)

2) I wouldnt ever wanna subject a baby to this crappy world...

I cant think of anymore!!

At my age and weight I no longer wear spaghetti straps :D , now I just have to worry the spaghetti I'm making for dinner will turn out good! :lol:

But ..........

Annoying when bra straps start falling down when a bra gets old ! :p

This reminds me of a Coors Light commercial from a few years back where a lady celebrates getting her bra off after coming home from work by opening up a Coors Light and enjoying it all to herself. ("Coors Light - the official beer of being done wearing a bra.")

Having a period is the worst. It's total agony, pain, discomfort and mood swings every damn month for 5-7 days since the age of 12. So it's been 37 years of misery every month. I'm 49 now, so menopause is on the way. I'm actually looking forward to it.

My wife is 60 so she went through menopause several years ago, and I think probably except that now she is “old”, she’s perfectly fine with it.

Glad again I will never be invited to a baby shower. My mom had to endure one today for my cousin, sounded like this shower was extra bad. :wallbang

5. I don't have to worry about wearing a bra.

6. I can wrap my towel (after I finish taking a shower) around my waist and not have to worry about covering up my whole body.