(Ralph & Ed are in the Brooklyn Public Library.)

Ralph: "Here we are in the library. We are going to read up on Jackie Gleason."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, they already have Joe Biden's picture up there with all the U.S. Presidents."

Ralph: "Already? Wow! I wonder what kind of President's Day he is going to have."

Ed: "He better take advantage of all the President's Day sales and shop in person."

Ralph: "Are you an idiot Norton? The President doesn't do that. The Vice-President does."

Ed: "Do the former Presidents celebrate this day too?"

Ralph: "I wonder but if they do, I bet NO ONE is throwing a celebration for Trump."

Ed: "They want to throw Trump out of his buildings."

(Ralph & Ed laugh.)

Ralph: "When I was in school, not only did we get President's Day off, we got the whole week off."

Ed: "Same here. More time for me to play Pinoccle."

Ralph: "I wonder what former U.S. Presidents like George Washington would think of President's Day."

Ed: "I think they would love it."

Ralph: "I think that you are right Norton. They would."

(They both sing a song about past Presidents loving President's Day with people dancing in the background.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. You crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)