Jim: "Great. Another major household appliance choosing a life of crime."
Melinda: "I wonder how it happened."

Jim: "This is how it ends." (He unplugs the refrigerator.)

Melinda: "No more apple cobbler is a good thing?"

Andrea: "He thought I was a rebel, and a loser."

Melinda: "I can't shake this feeling of dread, you know?"

Jim: "Well, at least the ghosts are back."

Andrea: "Where is your sense of adventure?"
Melinda: "Under my sense of biting off more than we can chew."

Spirit of Captain Ken Nilsen: "The captain goes down with the sense."

Justin Yates: "I think it means I'm haunted."

Melinda: (to Justin)"You can't hide anything on the (Internet)."

Justin's ghost: "Whoa. Am I..."
Melinda: "Yes. You're dead."

Melinda: "I'd feel better if I knew where her spirit was."

Melinda: "Where all the damaged souls in Grandview go."
Rick: "...I'm not going there."

Rick: "She plays me like a piano."

(In the underground Grandview.)
Melinda: (to Justin's ghost)"Those aren't the actions of somebody who belongs here."

Just unplug the drain - you're George the plumber, not George the comedian.

- Melinda