(The Kramdens and Nortons go to the Colonade Room.)

Ed: "Hey what a classy joint."

Ralph: "Yeah. But name me on truck driver who eats here? This is the most expensive restaurant in the whole WORLD."

Ed: "Geesh."

Ralph: "It's still better than the idea you had Norton for celebrating Valentine's Day. Which was to eat at Pizza Hut."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, I know that. You would probably eat all the pizzas there."

Ralph: "Ooooh, you are going to get it Norton."

Trixie: "Will you two boys stop it?"

Ed: "Hey, I will say this. If pizzas were manhole covers, the sewer would be a paradise."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Alice: "Ralph & Ed, I hope you don't ruin this dinner."

Ralph: "Ooooh, we won't."

(A delivery man arrives at the restaurant.)

Delivery Man: "I got two box of chocolates for Mrs. Alice Kramden and two box of chocolates for Mrs. Trixie Norton."

Ralph: "Ooooh, you have arrived. You see, I used Norton's computer so we can order these chocolates from Amazon.com and had it sent here. Boy, waht a life."

Alice: "Ooooh, you two boys are so sweet."

Trixie: "I second that."

Alice: "If only my mother was here, she would agree."

Ralph: "Yeah, that LOVELY mother of yours would. There is nothing that can do to spoil this evening."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, I better hide these chocolates. You may eat them all."

(Ralph gets up.)

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Ed gets up. Teh boys make a huge scene that the girls try to stop.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)