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OH Nuts!
02-07-2021, 04:42 PM
1st, 2nd and 3rd lines — 5, 7, & 5 syllables respectively.

Mother Carlson is
A tiger tycoon who runs
All with an iron fist.

biffbronson
02-07-2021, 06:32 PM
Meet Johnny Fever
Cincinnati radio
The Doctor is IN!

OH Nuts!
02-07-2021, 10:17 PM
Johnny Fever likes
To do doobies and say the
Word “booger” on air

SledgeBarone
02-09-2021, 03:49 PM
Les marks his office
With tape on the floor. Knock on
the door to come in!

OH Nuts!
02-09-2021, 05:16 PM
On hog futures Les
Goes Gaga. And anal on
Tape outside his cube

SledgeBarone
02-12-2021, 01:09 AM
Mama Carlson likes
to play pool. She always wins,
since those are her rules.

OH Nuts!
02-12-2021, 01:11 AM
Johny Fever does
Doobies and likes to rattle
Mother Carlson lots!

SledgeBarone
02-12-2021, 02:42 AM
The station turkey
drop on Thanksgiving was a
day of infamy!