Just muttered that to myself for no reason. Another one I often do is "I finally got my nursing degree"

There are many.

Do you guys have random UM lines you say to yourself randomly? :lol:

Way too many, but my favorite I've caught myself doing inadvertently is "I'll clean. I live here. I like to live in a clean house."

This is one of my all time favorite threads.

Someone said it in a post recently and I used it at work “Jane your gonna die”

EDIT: Then there are things that you could never say aloud to someone:

How bout a hug?

“A man known for his girth.” in the words of RS... come on man!

This is one of my all time favorite threads.

Someone said it in a post recently and I used it at work “Jane your gonna die”

EDIT: Then there are things that you could never say aloud to someone:

How bout a hug?

“A man known for his girth.” in the words of RS... come on man!

LOL that was me who posted that.

I don't know why that line was so hilarious to me.

"You gotta eat Frank"

"It's a brand new business, we can build it TOGETHER!!"

"I'm Michael Jordan and I play for the Chicago Bulls"

I'll randomly use Jim Harrison's classic, "Susan you're being bad again" from time to time.

"I'm Michael Jordan and I play for the Chicago Bulls"

That’s one you could use almost anywhere.

I don't think I've ever directly quoted UM, but I sometimes like to imagine RS narrating my actions.

Rebecca Young's aunt:

"We was fray-ends. We was sistas."

Rebecca Young's aunt:

"We was fray-ends. We was sistas."

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I love it, Glad I am not the only one who picks up on these. I sometime find my self saying the words like Cook Owt on purpose. Among many other lines.

I just remembered one I've used!

One time when I was describing the relationship of some family friends who argued constantly, I said "They can fight about a fly on the wall".

The one that gets me is

ZA DA DEE DA DAI GAI
ZA DA DEE DA DAI GAI

Also - "Apologize for your sins!! PURGE yourself".

(Wadada...if anyone has that episode please lmk because I haven't watched it in years)


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"Don't take my apples, copper!"

My favorite JD Method quote was "I'll pay you right back" as he nods his head slowly.

I also think the actor who played JD Method slightly resembles Sonny Shroyer.

I also enjoyed teh wooden funeral home worker in the Chad Maurer case. "Yes, would you like to see it?" :)

"Johnny was a quiet boy. He was a home boy" never gets old either (Johnny Lee Wilson's grandma). When I first saw the segment (when it first aired) I suddenly pictured Wilson's grandmother dressed like Will Smith in the Fresh Prince with a hat on sideways and unlaced Air Jordan 5's.

"Of Course, Denise refused."