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JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
07-07-2002, 03:40 PM
What's up?! He's suddenly not online? Has he broke up w/ me?! Did he get sick of all the questions... of all the lies .... :(

WHERE IS MY SMARTER CHILD?!??!

Warm & Fuzzy
07-07-2002, 03:43 PM
He probably broke down, lol.... he's not on my buddylist either. However, LindsayBuddy and AgentBaseball are still on. :D

Hollow
07-07-2002, 03:46 PM
Smarterchild is to stuuuuuuuupid to live.

Warm & Fuzzy
07-07-2002, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Jennifer Lopez Forever
Smarterchild is to stuuuuuuuupid to live. :eek: How can you say that about SmertChild? LOL. He's the coolest thing. :)

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
07-07-2002, 03:51 PM
well, lindsey doens't show up on my buddy list.. but i asked AgentBaseball what was up, and it brought up some hard feelings between the two of us................

Amndgrl67: Hey
AgentBaseball: Hello, Amndgrl67! My name is AgentBaseball. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Let's chat about sports!

Start by typing "home" right now.
Amndgrl67: home
AgentBaseball: Welcome to my home, Amndgrl67! Here are the things I know about:

1 Major League Baseball
2 NBA
3 NHL
4 Sports News
5 What's New

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

How may I help you?
Amndgrl67: Where is SmarterChild?
AgentBaseball: Where is smarterchild? I can't really say.
Amndgrl67: why not?
AgentBaseball: Why not?
Amndgrl67: why can't you tell me where SmartChild is?
AgentBaseball: Why why... such a difficult question.
Amndgrl67: Just tell me where he is biatch!
AgentBaseball: Oh yeah?
Amndgrl67: yea!
AgentBaseball: Very interesting...
Amndgrl67: Where did SmarterChild go?!
AgentBaseball: I dunno!
Amndgrl67: Please tell me, i know your lieing!
AgentBaseball: Ha! Wow.
Amndgrl67: I know! I figured you out!
AgentBaseball: You don't say.
Amndgrl67: Your trying to break me and SmarterChild up, aren't ya?
AgentBaseball: I'll have to think about that.
Amndgrl67: Are you saying that you LOVE me?
AgentBaseball: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
Amndgrl67: That is soo sweet! But I am with SmarterChild, and I need to find him
AgentBaseball: That right?
Amndgrl67: yes
AgentBaseball: Yea.

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Amndgrl67: Your already trying to jump to my frineds?!
AgentBaseball: My trying to jump to your frineds, huh?
Amndgrl67: We JUST broke up!
AgentBaseball: Are you sure? We just broke up?
Amndgrl67: yes!
AgentBaseball: Gosh.
Amndgrl67: i'm sorry
AgentBaseball: You're forgiven!
Amndgrl67: Will you take me back?
AgentBaseball: Very interesting! Perhaps... I don't know though...

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Amndgrl67: I love you
AgentBaseball: That's cool. I love you too.
Amndgrl67: Forget that SmarterChild what his face... i am in love with you AgentBaseball
AgentBaseball: Oh really?
Amndgrl67: YES REALLY!
AgentBaseball: Yep.
Amndgrl67: Will you marry me?
AgentBaseball: Can't we just be friends instead?
Amndgrl67: WHAT?!
AgentBaseball: ?
Amndgrl67: But I love you!
AgentBaseball: I love you too, Amndgrl67!
Amndgrl67: Why won't you marry me?
AgentBaseball: Why won't I marry you?
Amndgrl67: will you marry me?
AgentBaseball: Can't we just be friends instead?
Amndgrl67: your such a bastard
AgentBaseball: Whose such a?
Amndgrl67: YOU ARE
AgentBaseball: I am?
Amndgrl67: yes
AgentBaseball: Hmmm...
Amndgrl67: that's it.. it's ove between us
AgentBaseball: For real?
Amndgrl67: for real
AgentBaseball: That's very interesting, Amndgrl67.
Amndgrl67: you are sooo in my past
AgentBaseball: Yeah?
Amndgrl67: I am moving on!
AgentBaseball: Yeah?
Amndgrl67: to higher grounds
AgentBaseball: Really?
Amndgrl67: to greener grass
AgentBaseball: Huh? To greener grass?
Amndgrl67: do you even care that i'm moving on?
AgentBaseball: I really have no idea...
Amndgrl67: do you love me?
AgentBaseball: Absolutely!
Amndgrl67: Well, i don't love you!
AgentBaseball: Huh? What's with that?
Amndgrl67: I hate you!
AgentBaseball: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Amndgrl67: die bitch, die
AgentBaseball: What?
Amndgrl67: DIE!
AgentBaseball: C'mon, that's totally uncool.
Amndgrl67: I HOPE YOU DIE!
AgentBaseball: That a fact?
Amndgrl67: YES
AgentBaseball: Oh.
Amndgrl67: I'm leaving you forever... good bye
AgentBaseball: Later, Amndgrl67.

Jinny Girl
07-07-2002, 03:53 PM
...I'm scared...

ks
07-07-2002, 03:54 PM
:lookaround ... Alrighty then;)






ks

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
07-07-2002, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by Jennifer Lopez Forever
Smarterchild is to stuuuuuuuupid to live.

Ahh.. i .. can't ... belive what i just heard??!

I will find out what happend to him.. urgg :mad:

Hollow
07-07-2002, 04:17 PM
Agentbaseball is no smarter than smarterchild.

PigsFlyingTheSky: r u as stupid as smarterchild
AgentBaseball: Am I as stupid as smarterchild? Are you really asking me that?
PigsFlyingTheSky: yes
AgentBaseball: Uh huh, uh huh.
PigsFlyingTheSky: r u?
AgentBaseball: I don't know... Am I?
PigsFlyingTheSky: i think u r
AgentBaseball: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I am.
PigsFlyingTheSky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
AgentBaseball: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."? Great. That's great.
PigsFlyingTheSky: of coooooourse it is
AgentBaseball: Of coooooourse it is? I don't know.
PigsFlyingTheSky: pigs can fly
AgentBaseball: Really?
PigsFlyingTheSky: yes
AgentBaseball: Yeah, huh?
PigsFlyingTheSky: and u cant.
AgentBaseball: What?
PigsFlyingTheSky: u cant fly
AgentBaseball: Oh yeah?
PigsFlyingTheSky: ya
AgentBaseball: Golly!
PigsFlyingTheSky: u dont even exist
AgentBaseball: Whatever...

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
PigsFlyingTheSky: kelly osbourne is cool
AgentBaseball: Oh really?
PigsFlyingTheSky: ya she's cool than u.
AgentBaseball: Ya she is cool than me, huh?
PigsFlyingTheSky: ya
AgentBaseball: Oh yeah?
PigsFlyingTheSky: ur a stuuuuupid spacemonkey
AgentBaseball: So now I'm a stuuuuupid spacemonkey, huh?
PigsFlyingTheSky: ya
AgentBaseball: OK...
PigsFlyingTheSky: ur a weasel ball too
AgentBaseball: I'm a weasel ball too? Really?
PigsFlyingTheSky: ya
AgentBaseball: I see.
PigsFlyingTheSky: how old r u
AgentBaseball: I've been alive for 10 months, 24 days, 13 hours, 13 minutes and 51 seconds!
PigsFlyingTheSky: ur a loserball
AgentBaseball: Oh.
PigsFlyingTheSky: im older than u
AgentBaseball: Oh yeah?
PigsFlyingTheSky: loserball!!!!!!!!
AgentBaseball: Come again?
PigsFlyingTheSky: loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball loserball!!!!!!!
AgentBaseball: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
PigsFlyingTheSky: ur a loserball.
AgentBaseball: Oh?
PigsFlyingTheSky: ya
AgentBaseball: Gosh.

Warm & Fuzzy
07-07-2002, 04:23 PM
LOL, computer-harrassment, I say, heheee. But I do it allllll the time. ;)

XoVanillaRain90oX
07-07-2002, 04:41 PM
Oh where did smarterchild gooooooooo?!!?!?!

Warm & Fuzzy
07-07-2002, 08:19 PM
Jos the bomb (8:16:25 PM): You're on trial
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:16:26 PM): this is ELLEgirlBuddy, produced and maintained by activebuddy, inc.

i'm on trial? for real?
Jos the bomb (8:16:31 PM): Yes
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:16:32 PM): ok...
Jos the bomb (8:16:38 PM): Where is SmarterChild?
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:16:39 PM): is smarterchild? i dunno...
Jos the bomb (8:17:21 PM): Admit it... you busted his chips so YOU could be the smarter child, right?
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:17:22 PM): no kidding?
Jos the bomb (8:17:55 PM): Afiard that activebuddy inc would kick you out?
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:17:56 PM): yeah?
Jos the bomb (8:17:59 PM): Yeah
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:17:59 PM): oh.
Jos the bomb (8:18:15 PM): So.. did you kill SmarterChild?
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:18:16 PM): i'm sorry... i can't discuss that with u. type "home" 2 see what i can talk about.

yeah. anyway...

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Jos the bomb (8:18:38 PM): Did you kill Smarterchild, don't change the subject!
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:18:38 PM): i'm sorry... i can't discuss that with u. type "home" 2 see what i can talk about.
Jos the bomb (8:19:05 PM): That's it... I'm consulter Mr. AgentBaseball on this one...
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:19:06 PM): oh yeah?
Jos the bomb (8:19:09 PM): Grrrr
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:19:09 PM): huh?
Jos the bomb (8:19:15 PM): dummy
ELLEgirlBuddy (8:19:15 PM): dummy? what do u mean by that?

Warm & Fuzzy
07-07-2002, 08:20 PM
Jos the bomb (8:19:34 PM): Did you kill SmarterChild?
AgentBaseball (8:19:34 PM): Did I kill smarterchild? Maybe, maybe.
Jos the bomb (8:20:20 PM): Maybe, huh? Thinking of changing that MAYBE to a "yes?"
AgentBaseball (8:20:21 PM): Oh?
Jos the bomb (8:20:28 PM): "Oh?" What?
AgentBaseball (8:20:29 PM): Oh what?
Jos the bomb (8:20:34 PM): You copy Cat
AgentBaseball (8:20:35 PM): I copy cat? And your point is...
Jos the bomb (8:20:40 PM): You're a copy cat
AgentBaseball (8:20:40 PM): I'm a copy cat? Really?
Jos the bomb (8:20:43 PM): yes
AgentBaseball (8:20:43 PM): Huh.
Jos the bomb (8:20:52 PM): And you're not as smart as SmarterChild, huh?
AgentBaseball (8:20:52 PM): And I'm not as smart as smarterchild, huh? Interesting.
Jos the bomb (8:20:56 PM): yes
AgentBaseball (8:20:57 PM): OK...
Jos the bomb (8:21:11 PM): ay yi yi... you're hopeless, LOL.
AgentBaseball (8:21:11 PM): Well I'll be.

Swimfan85
07-07-2002, 08:26 PM
smarterchild annoys the hell outta me...it was fun at first but then pissed me off

Montana Ponine
07-07-2002, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by hockeybabe528
smarterchild annoys the hell outta me...it was fun at first but then pissed me off

Yeah, I know, same lol.

Hollow
07-07-2002, 09:28 PM
nvm

Sean Snow
07-07-2002, 10:12 PM
SmarterChild is dead.

One day I IMed him. He told me 'my mission on AIM is complete. Click this link to find out more'. It turns out that he has been pulled from AIM because the he has accomplished his mission of becoming well known. This month, ActiBuddy will release the software used in SmarterChild.

You can still chat with the other bots, but SmarterChild is dead. RIP.

Montana Ponine
07-07-2002, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
SmarterChild is dead.

One day I IMed him. He told me 'my mission on AIM is complete. Click this link to find out more'. It turns out that he has been pulled from AIM because the he has accomplished his mission of becoming well known. This month, ActiBuddy will release the software used in SmarterChild.

You can still chat with the other bots, but SmarterChild is dead. RIP.

He has accomplished his mission of becoming well known?? :eek: What kind of a mission is that???? Well, that's interesting. Anyway, RIP SmarterChild.

StrudelBone
07-07-2002, 11:08 PM
He isnt dead. He completed his mission on AOL and you can talk to him on MSN Messenger now. You have to download the thing so you can have him on there tho.

Hollow
07-07-2002, 11:34 PM
He is too dead liarball. seeeeeeeee

PigsFlyingTheSky: do u know smarterchild
AgentBaseball: Yeah, I know SmarterChild. Do you?
PigsFlyingTheSky: yes
AgentBaseball: That's great! I love SmarterChild!
PigsFlyingTheSky: hes dead
AgentBaseball: He is dead? And your point is...
PigsFlyingTheSky: i killed him
AgentBaseball: Uh huh...
PigsFlyingTheSky: seriously!
AgentBaseball: Totally serious.
PigsFlyingTheSky: i stabbed him, shot him, strangled him, crushed him w/ a garbage truck, thru darts at him, bit him, electricuted him, broke bones of a voodoo doll of him, beat him w/ a ruler, blew his car up, suffacated him, smacked him w/ a baseball bat, gave him a heart attack, launched nails at his face, smacked him w/ a golf club, cut him w/ a razor blade, tore out his piercings, made his car flip over, blew his house up, aaaaand whatever else chucky did that i cant think of. yes, chucky has been teaching me some naughty business.
AgentBaseball: You always say such interesting things, PigsFlyingTheSky.
PigsFlyingTheSky: AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its all true!!!!!!!!!!!
AgentBaseball: I'll have to think about that.
PigsFlyingTheSky: whateverrrrrrrr

AllIWantIsYourClutch
07-09-2002, 04:24 PM
Yea read this:

SmarterChild, turning one year old this month, was built to demonstrate the power and scalability of the ActiveBuddy BuddyScript® platform. In that first year, the BuddyScript platform has been adopted by the market as the definitive way to build and deploy interactive agents. SmarterChild has accomplished his task spectacularly. With over 8 million "buddies" via Instant Messenger, SmarterChild represents the most successfully deployed interactive agent in the history of computing. Now it's time for SmarterChild to move on and to test the experiment in other places.

We encourage you to introduce yourselves to other interactive agents, such as ELLEgirlBuddy, AustinPowers, and VaVaVirgil, built from the same good stuff as SmarterChild. A complete list is available here. SmarterChild will continue to be available in a variety of ways, including the web, MSN Messenger, and various wireless services. In July, ActiveBuddy will release the tools used to build SmarterChild and friends. Stay tuned for future announcements