Post any quotes or lines from Here's Lucy.

Kim Carter: "After all, girls are different than boys."

Craig Carter: "Yeah, I've been noticing that since I was 13."

Lucille & Harry:

Nurse Hurlow:

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
Lucy! My cockamamie sister-in-law! The Lucretia Borgia of the typists!

Lucille:

Jack Benny:
[Assigning rooms, turns to Harry] And you'll have Room 19 in that wing over there. It's a little more expensive, but it's worth it.

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
Well, uh, if it's more expensive I don't think...

Jack Benny:
It overlooks Raquel Welch's patio. She takes sunbaths every day.

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
I'll take it!

Jack Benny:
It used to be my room, but I had to give it up. Doctor's orders.

Nurse Dean:

Lucy Carter:
He says he won't give me a raise because I'm careless and incompetent.

Craig Carter:
Well, why don't you just get another job?

Lucy Carter:
Well, that's pretty hard to do when you're careless and incompetent.

Harry & Lucy:

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
Lucy! My cockamamie sister-in-law! The Lucretia Borgia of the typists!

Lucy Carter:
Well, uh, Miss Summers, now that you mention it, uh, you have put on a little weight in the past few years.

Shelley Summers:
A little weight? Honey, they invented Cinemascope to get my hips in the screen!

Lucille:

Lucy Carter:
[to Shelley] Hi-Yo, Silver!

Harry & Lucille:

Lucy Carter:
[to Harry] Here come da judge, here come da judge!

Kim & Lucille:

Lucy Carter:
He says he won't give me a raise because I'm careless and incompetent.

Craig Carter:
Well, why don't you just get another job?

Lucy Carter:
Well, that's pretty hard to do when you're careless and incompetent.

Lucille & Kim:

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
[Dictating a letter] Dear sir. Carter's Unique Employment Agency takes pride in finding unusual jobs for unusual people. And I am happy to tell you we've found for you a pitted olive pimiento patter.

Lucy Carter:
[Puzzled, interrupting] What is a pitted olive pimiento patter?

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
He's a man who stands in the assembly line and, as the olives roll along, if any of them have their pimientos sticking out, he pats them back in again.

The Director & Lucille:

Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter:
[Catching Lucy singing into his Dictaphone] This is a business office, not Tin Pan Alley!

Sammy Davis Jr:

Kim Carter:
[to Lucy] Mom, about what does a phone bill run every month?

Harry:

Harry & Lucille:

Kim Carter:
After all, girls are different than boys.

Craig Carter:
Yeah, I've been noticing that since I was 13.

Elizabeth Taylor and Lucille:

Kim Carter:
[to Lucy] I'm glad you feel that way about him Mom. He likes you too,

Sammy and Lucille:

Kim Carter:
[to Lucy] Mom, about what does a phone bill run every month?