When Miss Landers heard Beaver ....., she sent a letter home to his parents.

Crying.

What did Benjie think Larry turned Beaver into?

Benjie thought Larry turned Beaver into a Shetland pony.

Why was Miss Landers showing her toes?

She was having problems and the podiatrist needed to see them.

When Miss Landers came to dinner, what did Beaver ask Ward NOT to say when it was ready?

Soups on.

Which of Beaver’s classmates is always trying to rat them out to Miss Landers?

^Answer is right!

Angela Valentine

What was the "thing" about the sweatshirts the boys in Beaver's class bought?

The "thing" about the sweatshirts the boys in Beaver's class bought was that ALL the girls in the classroom, went down to Tildens and bought one.

Who was playing tennis with a grownup lady?

Mrs. Rayburn

Miss Landers and her fiancée can be seen leaving her house to play...

softball.

Beaver was having trouble writing his Mothers Day composition. Where did he finally get his (incorrect) information to write about June?

Graffiti on the wall of the Metzger’s Field Men’s Room.

Beaver got a 96 on Mr. Blair’s ......test.

^LOL!

photo posing

What were Beaver and Wally doing at Friends Lake when Beaver "rescued" the boat?

Playing horseshoes.

What does Mrs. Mondello always threaten Larry with?

Mrs. Mondello always threatens Larry with horse whipping him behind the barn as he bobs for apples. (She's a sick woman.)

Who is Gus?

Gus was the newspaper boy who continually threw the evening newspaper in the bushes or in the neighbors yard.

Who were the Barons?

The Barons were the ruling class in Mayfield politics.

What was Alpha Kappa?

Alpha Kappa, was the fraternity that Theodore Bronson pledged, well before he ran away with that French girl!

Why did Beaver think he wasn't going to graduate?

Because he and Larry played hooky.

Why was Mrs. Rayburn wearing an orchid corsage one day?

Because she was allergic to gardenia ones.

How expensive was the orchid corsage Wally needed for his date?

$30

What did Wally say Lumpy found out about when he was listening to the radio?

Wally said Lumpy found out, when he was listening to the radio, that his scholarship to State fell thru.

Why did Eddie get his own apartment?

To see if he could dye all his clothes green

What living thing did the landlady show Beaver and Wally in Eddie's apt.?

The landlady showed Beaver and Wally, a cockroach in Eddie's apt.

Why did Wally grow a moustache?

Wally grew a moustache to strain June's soup.

What did principal Farmer do, to get Eddie to come back to school after he quit?

Principal Farmer got Eddie to come back to school after he quit, by promising that Cindy Andrews, would knit a sweater for him.

What is the Camel's Back Cutoff?

This is a shortcut at the Mayfield Zoo, to the camel area.

What joke did Lumpy play on Wally and Evelyn Boothby at the dance?

He place Whoopie cushions on this chairs.

WhT did Eddie’s history teacher write on a paper towel in the boy’s room?

Get some more towels in here, this is the last one!

What was Eddie's game name, for his method for Beaver to get rid of a date he didn't want, so he could keep another date?

Doggie be gone!

Who dares Beaver to climb atop the soup billboard?

Gilbert

Why didn't Mrs. Bates want to keep Pepe the burro at their house?

Mrs. Bates did not want to keep Pepe the burro at their house, because she already had
Nick, lolly dolling around the house!

Where did Beaver get a monkey's fist?

At the monkey bars at Metzger’s Field.

Beaver reveals a secret football play to ...

Linda Dennison.

When Beaver joined the Park League that Wally had been in, what was the sport?

When Beaver joined the Park League that Wally had been in, the sport was extreme ironing.

How did Richard get his family's laundry done?

He took it down to Millers Pond and used his mother's washboard.

Who is Mule Saunders?

Mule Saunders is Nick's uncle that nobody talks about!

Who gave Miss Landers, ladies underwear?

Fred R....hmmm.

Why did Beaver send away for an accordion?

Because Ward wouldn’t let him send away for a tuba.

Beaver is inspired into chivalry after reading .....

a Red River Sam book.

What did Beaver buy Ward so he would improve his and the family's life?

A vibrating chair.

Mr. Foster refuses to let Wally transfer out of ....

his home ec. class.

What did Benjie spill all over himself?

Silly putty

What project does Beaver take on with Wally’s newly repaired typewriter?

He types index cards for all of June's recipes.

How did Beaver and Larry get caught when they cut school?

Beaver and Larry got caught when they cut school, because Ward looked out of his window at the office, and saw Beaver and Larry walking down the street.

Why was Larry in the hospital?

He had a tummy tuck.

What problem cropped up when Wally asked Evelyn Boothby to a dance?

When Wally asked Evelyn Boothby to a dance, the problem was Evelyn's old boyfriend threatened Wally, with bodily harm, if he didn't stay away from her.

Who was about to embark into the lucrative field of modeling?

Lumpy

Why did Beaver see a lawyer?

He wanted to sue his parents for having talcum powder around the house.

What did Beaver accuse golfer/lawyer Langley of?

Beaver accused golfer/lawyer Langley of putting Ward in the poor house because Ward's library card was lost.

Why did the Duke come over to Wally's house?

To show the Clleavers photos from his trip west.

With the help of Wally’s test, Beaver snags a ....... on his grammar exam.

failing grade

Why did Wally lie about having a basketball game so he wouldn't be able to go out with Kitty Banterman?

Wally lied about having a basketball game so he wouldn't be able to go out with Kitty Banterman, because Kitty was about a foot taller than him.

Whose Mom drives a Jaguar?

Gus' mother drives a jaguar. Sure, she's 99 years old but she feels so young!

Why is Beaver worried about giving his frogs to a lab?

He thought they weren't going to pay him enough.

What did Beaver hide in Miss Canfield's drawer?

Beaver hide all his overdue bills, from his record club, in Miss Canfield's drawer.

Who called Gilbert, Gilly?

His Uncle Grover called him Gilly.

How did Beaver and Larry "kinda" lose the cookie money?

Beaver and Larry "kinda" lose the cookie money, but Bengie and Puddin' found it over at Metzger's field, it fell out of a airplane!

Why did Beaver move into the guest room?

Because Chuckie took over his bed.

What does Beaver think getting ”spelled” means?

To him, it equates to his being beaten in the third grade spelling bee.

Why did Beaver want to ride off with the trash man, in his truck?

Because he was hoping to find some junk bonds.

Who let the bahtub overflow when Wally was downstairs babysitting?

Larry was up there, having run away, and decided to soak himself and he let it run over.

Who was Captain Drake and how did Eddie meet him?

Eddie met him at the Mayfield Bowl-A-Rama bowling alley.

What causes Beaver to curse outside of Miss Lander’s classroom?

He thought it was the last day and there really was one more day of school.

Why wasn't Ward around after Miss Landers wanted a parent to come to school, after Beaver cursed?

He was at a Shriner’s convention in Cincinnati with Mr. Mondello.

Who checks up on Wally & Beaver when Wally babysits Beaver?

Larry's older brother, Barry Mondello, checked up on Wally & Beaver when Wally babysat Beaver.

Who went to Miss Spencer's School of Dance?

Angela Valentine, she danced and practiced her disappearing act.

When Wally babysat Beaver what did he "do" to Beaver's burger?

When Wally babysat Beaver he put a few brussel sprouts on Beaver's burger, for good measure.

Why did Wally and Beaver go over to the Valencia to look at the poster advertising Pinocchio?

They (well, mostly Beaver) were afraid their noses would grow long due to their lying, and they wanted to see his.

Back to the Wally babysitting episode, what swap did the boys make while they were eating?

Beaver swapped his Brussels Sprouts for Wally’s mashed potatoes

What city does Mr. Mondello often travel to?

Mr. Mondello often travels to Emerald City.

Who did Beaver "hypnotize"?

Stanley, who went ape over it!

What event of June’s did Stanley disrupt?

He disrupted her trip downtown to meet Marge for lunch.

In Yard Birds, why didn't Mr. Peck haul away the boys' junk pile?

Because his Edsel broke down.

What disease did Stanley get?

A new one called "going ape."

Where did Larry go when he ran away?

Where did Larry go when he ran away? . . . where else . . Cincinnati!

Where did Beaver find a wallet?

Behind the candy machine at the Valencia.

Beaver had a few bad days, starting with being locked in Mrs. Rayburn's office while looking for the spanking machine. What happened to him the next day?

The next day, Beaver splashed into a billboard size bowl of soup!

Why did Dr. Kirby come to Beaver's house?

He wanted to stop by and see the pictures of him that Beaver drew.

What did Beaver do to get out of his modeling contract?

Made vulgar armpit noises.

What type of animal was Stanley?

That was a horse that slept on the garage floor

Who or what was Bootsie?

Mayfield’s premier strip tease artist.

Where does Eddie hide his “cheat sheet” for the History exam?

Up his left sleeve

Who else besides Eddie was going to cheat on the History exam?

Miss Marlene Holmes, besides Eddie was going to cheat on the History exam.

What sport did Ward like to play?

Tiddlywinks

What did Wally’s history teacher do before he gave the History Exam?

He threw a water balloon out the window and hit the principal.

Why did Beaver sandpaper his face?

Beaver sandpapered his face until he bled and then cried so he would be sent home from school.

Who is Miss Canfield?

Miss Canfield was the parrot Beaver took to the pet fair

Name something the parrot sang or said.

The parrot sang . . . "Oh the monkeys have no tails in Zam..bo..an..ga!"

Why couldn't Wally go for the weekend, to Scott's cottage home, on the lake?

He came down with a virus

In the classroom why wouldn't Beaver take off his sweatshirt, as the teacher ordered?

Because he had a bad case of the chills.

Where does Stanley go to live, after leaving the Cleavers?

He goes to live in the back room at Denny's so he can swing on their small chandelier

Beaver was behind in reading the Three Musketeers for his book report, so he ...

Beaver was behind in reading the Three Musketeers for his book report, so he read the Cliff Notes.

What did Beaver and Wally's new and sensational fragrance, "Flower of the Orient", smell
like?

Brussels sprouts

Eddie shocks his history teacher when he names six ......

Eddie shocks his history teacher when he names six of the seven Dwarfs!

What happened to Billy the Bear?

He hooked up with Mama Bear on the Q.T.

When June won’t let Beaver keep a mouse as a pet, he gets a .....instead.

gorilla

Why were Eddie and Lumpy playing a record with animals noises?

Because they were preparing a field trip to the Mayfield Zoo.

When Wally gets a 92 on his History test, ........ thinks Wally got it because he stoke his crib notes.

When Wally gets a 92 on his History test, Gus the fireman thinks Wally got it because he stole his crib notes.

The next-door neighbors hire the boys to take care of their _____ while they are away.

Chimpanzee

The old woman in the Cooper House wants Beaver to ......

get her a new broom.

What stock did Beaver want to buy?

Beaver wanted to buy stock in Charmin.

Who did Hugh Beaumont play in an episode of Lassie?

He played a bah humbug type in a Christmas episode.

Why did Wally decide to not go on th family vacation to Lake Crescent?

He wanted to tend to June’s Brussels Sprouts garden instead.

When, outside of his home, where is Beaver first confronted with having to eat Brussels Sprouts?

When he was a toddler, June force fed them to him at Howard Johnson's. Things were not quiet at the Mayfield HJ!

What punishment did June give Beaver for not eating his sprouts?

She made him sit in the corner with a dunce cap.

What happened to Beaver’s car?

He wrecked it on his way over to Mr. Benner's to dig up and reclaim his tree.

Why did Wally get a traffic ticket?

Wally got a traffic ticket for speeding in Beaver's brand new sparkling red sportscar.

Why was Wally mad when June made a date for him with Carolyn Cunningham?

Wally was mad at June because Carolyn was Tooey's girl.

When Wally delivered ice cream to Mary Ellen's party, how did her father react?

Wally was mad at June because Carolyn was Tooey's girl.

When Wally delivered ice cream to Mary Ellen's party, how did her father react?

He was delighted to see Wally and invited him in to have some ice cream.

When Wally falls short on his ice cream selling gig, who gave him the money to make up the shortfall?

June slipped him some money to make up the diff.

Why didn't June wear Beaver's birthday blouse to the women's meeting?

Because she wanted to save it for her Country Club dance that night.

How did Ward help Wally out at The White Fox?

He tested the soup for him to make sure it wasn't too hot.

What business was Mule Saunders in, after his sports career?

Mule Saunders business, after his sports career, was filling billboard soup bowls, with Zesto soup.

Why was Beaver sitting in a tree with a girl?

Because they were both spying on Mrs. Rayburn sunbathing.

What fish does Wally and his date order at The White Fox?

Shrimp.

What happened to Beaver's pigeons?

They flew away to the Metzger Field Aviary.

Beaver is embarrassed when he shows up to the football award dinner in....

his bathrobe.

When Wally is selling Igloo bars, he is ticked off when Beaver ...

Loans him money at 20%.

Wally’s receipts for the Igloo bars came up short because he....

dipped into the profits and bought himself a vest.

What went wrong when Beaver won a new car?

Beaver couldn’t master parking in neutral.

What did Ward pack in the trunk of the car when he went to Beaver’s award dinner?

A lantern, because the 'tricity went out in the gym.

When Beaver didn't want Ward to find out about the accordion, where did he and Wally hide it?

In a big ditch near the Mayfield reservoir.

What did Wally want to sell so he could take his date to The White Fox?

The junk heap of a car he'd bought the year before

Why did Beaver want Penny's doll carriage?

Because he wanted to ride his Betsy Wetsy doll in style!

Eddie tries to cheat on a history test, but his plans are thwarted by....

Because he wanted to ride his Betsy Wetsy doll in style!

Eddie tries to cheat on a history test, but his plans are thwarted by....

Wally, who beat him to it

Why was Wally disappointed by the girl June invited on the picnic, Ginny Townsend?

Because she stood two feet taller than him.

What disease did Stanley get?

He got claustrophobia from being in a cage

What did Benjie's mother find that he had taken to bed with him?

A kewpie doll he won at the Mayfield County Fair.

Wally is afraid Mr. Foster is going to fail him because...

he aimed a fan at Mr. Foster and blew off his toupee

When Lumpy took Beaver to school for a play, Beaver was dressed as a ....

Wally is afraid Mr. Foster is going to fail him because he wore his "JellyRoll" to school.

Why were Wally and Beaver, in such a hurry to get Aunt Martha and Mrs Hathaway's visit over?

Because they wanted to go and catch some frogs at Millers Pond.

When Lumpy took Beaver to school for a play, Beaver was dressed as a ....

Hamster

Why does Fred Rutherford offer so much money for Peter Gunn?

Because Lumpy became attached to the rat.

Name something the Cleavers tried, to get Bootsie to stop coming around.

Beaver made a little Bootsie Voo Doo Doll, to get Bootsie to stop coming around.

Who was going to join the Merchant Marines?

Tooey

June was absolutely livid when Beaver refused to eat his .....

snickers bar.

What solution was used to get Beaver in the picture, when he made a face?

Liquid paper.

How did Wally end up making money of his “lemon”?

He sold the fenders off it and made money

Why did Puff Puff go up a tree?

To hook up with a cute squirrel.

Did Lumpy benefit from dating Mr. Foster’s daughter?

Yes, he wasn't left back again

Why did Beaver think he wasn't going to graduate from the eighth grade?

Because his grade point average was only a tiny bit better than Lumpy’s.

What was the name of the swanky restaurant Wally takes a date to?

The Chuck Wagon on the Ponderosa

What did Wally and Julie have at the restaurant? And did the salad "come with?"

Shrimp scampi and the salad came with Bleu cheese dressing.

Miss Landers takes her class to the Mother’s Tea to .....

...to make sure Beaver saw June without the ooh-la-la blouse.

When Ward couldn't get the car in the garage, he found it was because the boys were building ...

A treehouse.

How much was the Special Of The Day, the night Wally took his date to the White Fox?

$25, plus extra for coffee

Wally lied about having a basketball practice, sho he would have to take out Kitty Bannerman, because ...

She was a black belt.

Eddie tried to cheat on a History test but was thwarted by....

Mr. Gannon throwing him out the window.

In Nobody Loves Me Miss Landers said Beaver shot up like a ...

Skyrocket on the Fourth Of July

Who gave Beaver a double book report as a punishment?

Miss Canfield.

The kids teased Beaver because they thought he was the teacher's pet, so he put .... in Miss Canfield's desk drawer.

Flowers

When Miss Landers catches Beaver using profanity, she....

...calls him a $#&@@&**ss

Painter Andy tosses a ... in the bushes.

Bottle of turpentine

Judy Hensler comes over to Beaver’s house, to help Beaver get her....

grades back up, by studying with her.

How did the fish counting contest go haywire?

They forgot to count the roe.

Larry stole money from .....so he and Beaver could go to a fair.

Larry stole money from the boy, who stole Beaver's bike, so that he and Beaver could go to a fair.

What is a Mary Jane?

Mary Jane is a Billy Baxter song Wally liked. It's an album track to the same tune as Penny Lane by the Beatles.

How did the boys get Puddin out of the locked bathroom?

They offered him some whipped cream.

At the football awards dinner, Beaver gets to meet a famous....

football announcer.

Who is Mr. Bloomgarten?

Mayfield’s Most Premier IRS Tax Auditor

Mr. Foster gave Lumpy an F for....

At the football awards dinner, Beaver gets to meet a famous Brussels Sprout Farmer.

What happened to Ward's hedge clippers, that made him frustrated?

He loaned them to Fred and didn't get them back

Who is Mr. Bloomgarten?

(You just asked this but here’s another wrong answer)

A department store magnate from Cincinnati.

Peter Gunn was a ....

Peter Gunn was a bouncer at Hank's Place.

Where could one get a Beaver Special?

At the exclusive Mayfield Salon.

Tooey is a good friend of ....

Tooey is a good friend of Dudley McMillon.


What did Beaver do, on his Lucky Day?

Pick four leaf clovers.

How did Shirley do on her driving test?

She aced it.

How much distance should be allowed for an oncoming car when making a left turn, according to June?

700 cubits.

Poor Stanley got sick with....

A cold, because he went outside when June said, you'll catch your death of a cold.

How did Stanley spoil June's party?

A cold, because he went outside when June said, you'll catch your death of a cold.

How did Stanley spoil June's party?

He made obscene shadow puppets on June’s wall.

Stanley ended up being really happy when he moved to ....

...the Mondellos' old house.

When Judy came over to solve her bus problem, what did Beaver holler from upstairs?

Judy you’re the best, I’ll be right down!

Beaver ends up defending a girl from her brother after reading ...

Dorothy Vernon of Haddon Hall

Did Beaver win his fight with the paper girl?

We’ll never know because June came out and broke it up.

When Beaver and Larry play hooky from their dancing class, they end riding on a ....

bus to get home.

Why did Sonny Cortwright decide to not fight Beaver?

Because he thought Beaver was too easy to beat up.

Where did Beaver learn that that day was his lucky day?

He learned it in the park when he found a four-leaf clover.

What was Clyde Appleby doing, so that "Ivanhoe" Beaver decided to fight him?

Pulling the tail on a puppy.

What famous European building was on the blouse Beaver gave June on her birthday?

Orly Airport

Why were the boys rolling a tire thru downtown Mayfield?

To impress some Mayfield U. varsity men.

Why did Beaver want the wheels from a girl’s baby carriage?

He wanted to try them on HIS doll carriage.

When Wally was learning to drive why wouldn't the car go, at first?

Because it was out of gas.

Who helped Wally prepare for the written driving test?

Gilbert Bates helped Wally prepare for the written driving test.

Who is Bootsy Wootsy?

A hotsy totsy showgirl who performed at the Mayfield Arena.

Why did Wally’s History teacher want to see him!

The teacher was upset Wally forgot when Columbus came over.

Why were Eddie and Lumpy playing animal noise records at Mount Grover?

Because they wanted to talk to the animals and Dr. Doolittle was nowhere’s to be found.

Name one problem Wally encountered when he was trying to sell ice cream bars.

They started to melt when Chuckie turned off the freezer.

Why did Beaver go to see Ward's lawyer friend, Mr. Compton?

Because he wanted to disinherit Judy Hensler from his will.

Uncle Billy likes to .......a lot.

eat (which could technically be right!)

What underhanded thing did Langley do on the golf course?

Made an improper remark to a shapely young golfer.

How did Wally’s history teacher know that Wally didn’t cheat on his test?

Because he flunked it

What phrase did the history teacher write on the paper towel, for the cheater to read?

Ha ha, caught you dumb a##!

And how did the two would-be cheaters end up doing on their tests?

They ignored the warning and got an A.

Where did the burro end up going?

To Venezula by way of El Paso.

Stanley and Peter Gunn are ....

Stanley and Peter Gunn are going on a 6 week Bus trip, to seeing America.

Who's going to spend the summer with Mary Margaret Matthews?

Mrs. Rayburn’s nephew Colby

How did Beaver get himself back on the school bus after being suspended from riding it?

He asked Judy for advice on what to do, but he made it back anyway.

Why did Beaver, with Larry, dig up a tree at his old house?

To find an old bone for Rover, Mrs. Rayburn’s cherished dog.

When he was selling Igloo bars, name one of the people Wally gave credit to.

Lumpy

What is one time we see Lumpy and his sister Violet together?

When they’re both taking the sixth grade reading test together.

Mr. Foster assures Wally that...

Julie will stop dating him once Mr. Foster tells her to.

The other three Cleavers see Wally and Julie in the park. June says, ...

What a hussy!

How did Ward help Beaver out when he had to wear Aunt Martha’s outfit?

He gave Beaver some money and sent him down to the Levi store for some jeans.

When Beaver was on the TV teen talk show why did he think he really wasn't?

Because he went to the wrong studio.

Mrs. Rayburn wheels in a TV so Beaver’s classmates can see....

Captain Kangaroo

In a later season 6 episode Mrs. Rayburn reads Beaver the riot act for ...

Staging a sit-in at the school cafeteria.

Beaver got a D- in .....

citizenship.

Alma's mother seemed to do all the talking in their family, Mr. Hanson just stood by the ...

Alma's mother seemed to do all the talking in their family, Mr. Hanson just stood by the Rolls...

Who did Ward take to the sold-out baseball game?

June. No tickets available for the boys.

What was put on top of the "Beaver Special?"

Cod liver lozenges

Besides Beaver,who else got kicked off the school bus?

Larry.

After the graduation party how did Kathy Gregory end up in the fountain, soakee?

Kathy Gregory ended up in the fountain because she tripped on her spike heels.

Why are Lumpy and Eddie jealous of Wally's weekend job?

Because they wanted to get in a shouting match with Mary Ellen's dad.

In the episode where Beaver calls the cops on what turned out to be Lumpy, why did Wally decide to skip the masquerade party?

He didn’t want to go with Penny Woods.

In the ep where Wally babysits the Beav, who comes by to check up on them.

The cops, because Wally drove the car w/o a license.

How did Eddie get Mary Ellen to go to Friends Lake beach with him?

He told her his good friend, Rock Hudson, would be there.

Beaver, who has trouble with grammar, gets an astonishing 96 after he discovers....

when to use me or I correctly, which it seems 90% of the population doesn't.

How did Beaver manage to get in trouble by joining a record club?

He agreed to Emcee an event for them but couldn’t, and they tried to sue him.

Ward rents a .....for Beaver to take to his school’s pet show.

Tasmanian devil

Ward buys a/an ... for Wally to give Myra for the dance.

Candy gram

Aunt Martha bought the Beaver an outfit that was .....

perfect for him.

Aunt Martha brought Beaver a beanie and said she wanted him to go to ...

The drugstore.

Ward and Fred Rutherford are ......

sworn enemies.

Ward gave the idea for Wally and Beaver to put ... in the alley for Lumpy to step on,
but instead ... stepped on them.

Whoopie cushions, Mrs. Rayburn

When playing hooky from dance class, what did Larry and Beaver think of the girl they met?

They couldn't stand her and wished she'd ride off into the sunset.

When the boys (above) got back, allegedly from dancing school, how did the rest of the Cleavers know they'd played hooky?

Because they immediately came down with poison ivy.

When Wally brought over the ice cream to Mary Ellen’s house, what kind of event was she having?

She and her girlfriends were practicing to be Rockettes.

When Beaver and Larry went on a picnic to Friends Lake, why were they arrested?

For littering

Who really stole the row boat in that ep?

Lumpy

In the Lightning 11 football game, why didn't Wally's Old 98 play work?

Because it was 87 seconds too short.

Who was the big blabbermouth who revealed the secret play?

Ward knew it and told Richard

Who tripped Beaver and caused him to use a bad word?

Eddie Haskell

How did Miss Landers respond when Beaver did this?

She gave him a profanity-laced dressing down and lit a cigarette.

Why did Fred want Beaver's rat back?

Because he wanted to bring it to a pet fair in Cincinnati.

Wally aces his history test, but how did the Lump do?

Lumpy did better than normal, despite the foiled cheating attempt, and got a B.

Why did Beaver's weekend guest, Chopper, have to leave early?

To go to a Chuckie Cheese party.

Who spilled the beans to Ward about the fixed dent in the new car?

Who else but June?

How did Wally and Beaver hide Beaver's disastrous haircut?

Wally bought Beaver a derby to cover it.

What did the big kid do to Beaver’s new bike?

He rode it around the block and gave it back to Beaver.

Why did Wally get kicked off the track team?

He ran too slow.

Judy came to Beaver to find out how....

to get under Miss Landers' skin.

Why did Beaver make a face in the fifth grade picture?

He saw a picture of Brussels Sprouts and it made him grimace.

What did Mrs. Rayburn think of Beaver making the goofy face.

She rehearsed it with her secretary since she wanted to do it in the faculty picture.

Why did Beaver punch Larry where he nearly had his operation?

She rehearsed it with her secretary since she wanted to do it in the faculty picture.

Why did Beaver punch Larry where he nearly had his operation?

Because Larry refused to thank June for two cookies and an apple.

Where did Beaver find out about Stanley?

At Old MacDonald's farm.

Why did Beaver go to see Ward's lawyer, Mr. Compton?

Because he wanted to disinherit June from his will.

Who forged Beaver’s arithmetic grade to a B+ on his report card?

Ward, who had a penchant for the wrong kind of joke.

Why wasn't Beaver permitted to keep the dog, Poncho?

Because it made all over June’s prized cashmere

Beaver gave June a very garish ugly blouse for ....

kicks, he knew it looked awful.

Why were the boys and the trash man's kids looking up at the sky?