Post any quotes or lines from Bless This Mess:

Rudy:

Kay:

Rio:

Mike explaining why they can be farmers: You've seen me at Whole Foods. I walk straight up to the right heirloom tomato.

“You make me feel like I can't breathe, like my heart is skipping beats, like I'm about to die, but it's sublime.”
— Rudy

Constance:

“I learned that people will come to you in their own time.”
— Constance

Rudy & Mike:

“Poop, there it is!”
— Rio

Beau:

“Cones are for ice cream, for happy times.”
— Rio

Mike: Well, it’s just the floor.

“You're buff as hell. You got this.”
— Rio

Mike & Rio:

“Once the sex goes, everything goes.”
— Donna

Deb:

Mike..as the ladder bails on 'em: This just in. We are stuck.

“Trust me. I live alone in a barn with a goat named after my ex-wife.”
— Rudy

Rio:

Rudy:

"You Do That And I Walk. No One Gives Me A Bed For Free."

Mike: She was born and raised in New York. She's never said 'Hi' to a neighbor. This is so fantastic.

Deb:

“You don't want a piece of this, baby. I get full refunds for things I didn't even buy, including automobiles! I get pilots kicked off of planes. I'm the reason you can only leave three reviews a day on Yelp. ”
— Donna

Mike:

Rio:

“I cook, I clean, and I make it happen between the sheets.”
— Mike

Rudy:

“Please don't look at my son's cheekbones.”
— Kay Bowman

Mike:

“Trust me. I live alone in a barn with a goat named after my ex-wife.”
— Rudy

Rudy:

Mike:

“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”
— Constance

Mike:

“My code name is 'Potato.'"

- Rudy

Rio & Mike:

“You're buff as hell. You got this.”
— Rio

Constance:

“I learned that people will come to you in their own time.”
— Constance

Kay:

Rudy:

Kay making fun of Rio.

“He's a tall glass of buttermilk, and I'm planning on taking a sip.”
— Constance

Rudy:

Rio & Mike:

“The good news is that I'm really fun at parties. ”
— Rio

Mike:

“A mother always knows when her daughter's not getting any!”
— Donna

Rio:

Rio:

Kay & Janine:

Rudy & Rio:

Janine & Kay:

Mike:

"This just in. We are stuck."

Kay & Rio:

“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”
— Constance

Rio & Kay:

Rudy:

"Don't be dense Mike, that's a dogbone wrap."

Jacob:

“I learned that people will come to you in their own time.”
— Constance

Beau & Deb:

Rudy & Mrs. Skillet:

“She was born and raised in New York. She's never said hi to a neighbor. This is so fantastic. ”
— Mike

Mrs. Skillet & Rudy:
(She called Rudy, Betsy)

Kay:

Mike:

“In New York we had an equal partnership. We were both independent, capable people, and now you just expect me to break out the lemons and the corn starch and make lemonade for you and Rudy?”
— Rio

Rio & Kay:

“I got an idea. Start a fire, take the insurance money, don't look back! Arson is almost impossible to prove.”
— Donna

Kay & Janine:

“Cones are for ice cream, for happy times.”
— Rio