(You know the drill...purposely answer wrong, often producing a humorous response)

Ex: Who replaced Bob.

Hermoine Gingold as their ditzy housekeeper Esmerelda.

First question:

And just who is “Bub” anyways?

(Bump!)

He was a bouncer at a Bryant Park pool hall

In a later season Steve marries Barbara Harper who is a ....

fan dander at Mama's Lasagne Palace.

Polly wants to marry Chip because she ....

Loves the fact that he wants to invest in Hog futures.

Mrs. Terry accuses Chip and Sally of ......

preparing to elope.

Soon after moving in Dodie is injured when ...

Mrs. Beasley falls on her.

Who strongly defends Chip and Sally when they’re accused of cheating?

Mrs. Terry, a substitute teacher.

Besides Dodie, who else is adopted on the show?

Chip

When Robbie accidentally insults a senorita in Mexico, he is challenged to a .....

bullfight.

Name one of Ernie's tricks in The Power of Suggestion

Adding stacked heels to the bottoms of Chip's shoes so he thinks he's getting taller.

How does Katie's Aunt Cecile address Chip?

She calls him Rick, and then moves his bed to the other side of the room.

What other adult character calls Chip by his real name?

Dodie

Why did Barbara get mad at Mrs. Terry?

Because she was also wanting to date Steve.

Who is Alfred?

Steve’s personal valet.

Bub moves overseas and is replaced by.....

Rose Marie as Aunt Blabby

Name one of the two characters played by Butch Patrick.

Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Mike and Sally get married and move to...

Siberia

Why was Dodie going downtown on a bus?

To see a Mr. Rogers movie.

How does Polly’s father feel about Chip?

He thinks Chip (Richard) is a fine, upstanding young man, yes, he is.

How does Chip feel about Polly's dad?

He things he’s very easygoing.

What song does Katie sing when the guys in the family are playing instruments?

Uptown Girl

Name an annoying thing Aunt Cecile did.

She made vulgar noises with her armpits.

Mrs. Terry accuses Chip and Sally of .....

^^(Mental image of that LOL!)

chewing gum in class, worthy of expulsion.

How did Barbara react to Mrs. Terry's accusation?

She supported it wholeheartedly and even suggested a harsher punishment.

In this ep, Barbara exclaims angrily “my son does not...”

come to school when he should and also must be charged with truancy."

Later in this episode for the first time Chip calls Barbara ...

(Probably one of the best of the color episodes)

Doll-face

Where did Bub move to?

The French Riviera

What obscure twist of law was used to get Ernie adopted?

The “Pretzel” Parent Law

How did Tim’s first meeting with his father-in-law go?

They met aboard ship and he threw him overboard.

After the triplets were born how did the hospital finally solve the problem of telling them apart?

They dressed each triplet in a different colored dress.

Steve has a cousin who looks a lot like him in.....

Australia.

The cousin's name from above is ...

Gustavo

Barbara’s daughter’s name is .....

Gertrude.

What is the name of Chip's father-in-law?

The name of Chip's father-in-law is Freddy Mertz.

Who are Tramp and Prince?

Those are a couple of hobos Ernie befriended.

Who or what is Wilson?

A nosey next door neighbor.

Who did Wilson fight with in the beginning?

He fought with a stray, which eventually moved on.

What happened when a secretary at work watched the triplets?

She developed a mad craving for pickles and ice cream.

What is Barbara’s profession?

She's a route supervisor at Johnson's Trash Service

Where did Steve meet Barbara?

In Acapulco

Why did Uncle Charlie leave?

He wanted to join Bill/Bub in Ireland.

Why did Steve bring the triplets to work?

Because he was short handed on support staff and needed six extra hands.

Katie is really upset about how fat she is until her doctor tells her....

get with the program and go on a diet.

What does Rob think of Dr. Osborne, Katie's pick for an obstetrician?

That he’s a wackadoodle.

The Douglases move from .......to.........

from California to Bryant Park

Why did Fergus come to visit?

To give a renowned bagpipe concert at a nearby marina.

When Mike leaves the Douglas household, who becomes the “third” son?

Sudsy Pfeiffer, who had foster parents. He becomes Hubert "Sudsy" Douglas.

Why was Chip unhappy when Barbara subbed in his history class?

Because she called him by his baby nickname Snookie Ookums.

When Robbie accidentally insults a Mexican lady, he is challenged.....

to learn Spanish in two days.

How does Robbie improve his jumping hurdles?

He takes steroids.

How does Robbie feel about being in a ballet show?

He likes it so much he decides to become a dancer.

Why did Steve have so much trouble passing the written test, to get his expired license renewed?

Because it was written in Scottish.

What did Mike and his co-workers do with a bunch of defective dolls?

Mike and his co-workers stuck pins in a bunch of defective dolls and made them Voodoo Dolls.

To earn extra money, Mike and Robbie get a job painting _________.

Cars

What is Mrs. Proctor’s nickname?

Prude Proctor

Sudsy disliked going to the club with Bub, until Bub did something--what?

The Lindy.

The honor student Chip studies with in A Guest In The House is.....

a girl who has perfected an amazing system of cheating.

Anne Baxter plays a female engineer all the male Douglasses like, and that Katie....

Absolutely adores.

What does Mike think about Martha Tinsley?

He wishes she'd move to California.

When Steve and Barbara were dating, what was their favorite eating place?

He wishes she'd move to California.

When Steve and Barbara were dating, what was their favorite eating place?

Chuckie Cheese

Katie gets a singing job in .....

the Melody Inn, a local dive

Steve is embarrassed when Barbara goes wild playing ... at the boss's house.

Strip poker

How did Mrs. Proctor help Martha Tinsley?

She said, look dear, get a facelift, it's the best thing you can do.

Who helped Ernie when he took a tire out of the garage?

Roly-Poly Bates helped Ernie when he took a tire out of the garage.

Who is Chug?

A local ferry boat operator.

In a S4 ep, many of the girls in Robbie’s H.S. Refuse to date Robbie and his teammates because....

they didn't brush their teeth.

The family thinks Steve is in for another routine day, but he ends up going to New York and is almost ...

The family thinks Steve is in for another routine day, but he ends up going to New York and is almost kidnapped and held for ransom.

Who is Francesca?

She runs a beauty parlor in Bryant Park.

Where did Steve finally end up proposing to Barbara?

In a sauna

Who did Mike bring back from a Latin country to have a special medical operation in the U.S.?

"Speedy" Gonzalez

Why did Chip take his girlfriend on a horse-and-buggy ride?

Chip took his girlfriend on a horse-and-buggy ride because she hated riding in cars.

Why is Robbie jealous of Craig Benson?

Because he can put away more ice cream than Robbie.

How did Robbie try to improve his jumping of hurdles?

Robbie tried to improve his jumping of hurdles by doing a lot of plank leg lifts.

When Ernie saw a UFO, who did he tell first?

Mrs. Proctor

What trick did Mrs. Proctor teach Martha?

She taught her a card trick.

Who was Fergus?

The owner of a beloved Bryant Park pub.

Chip’s real name is .....

Chip's real name is Arnold George Dorsey.

In Season 12, Katie gets a job singing in the evenings at ______________.

a strip joint.

Ernie's friend Yoho, in season 11, gives him advice on ______.

Ernie's friend Yoho gives him advice on how to walk the dog and do other yo-yo tricks.

Who is Mary Beth?

She is a little girl, friend of Dodie, who wants to be a police officer when she grows up.

Who is Alfred?

A top-secret valet Steve brought from Scotland.

Steve can often be seen smoking .....

Steve can often be seen smoking hashish.

What does Bub win in a TV competition?

A 100 pound marlin.

Who helps Miss Tinsley get hold of her class?

Miss Houck

Where did Steve propose to Barbara?

Atop the Eiffel Tower

Gloria Swanson played an old flame of ....

Barbara's father-in-law.

Ernie fell into ________'s pool.

Lisa Douglas’s

How do the high school girls pressure Robbie’s team to do better?

They have him practice his forward rolls.

How did the Douglases get rid of the bum Ernie befriended?

They have him practice his forward rolls.

How did the Douglases get rid of the bum Ernie befriended?

They fix him with a domineering old doawager played by Reta Shaw.

What is Dodie’s real name?

Gertrude

What sort of car did Steve get for Chip's birthday?

Steve gets a 1953 Buick Roadmaster Skylark for Chip's birthday.

Why did Chip quit the baseball team?

Because another kid bashed him over the head with a bat.

What did Yoho give pointers to Ernie on?

Yoho gives pointers to Ernie on how to make Crêpes Suzette.

What are Bub's plans for the tiger skin rug?

He said the Douglases needed a new doormat and this was it.

What happened to Wilson once Ernie was adopted?

Once Ernie was adopted, Wilson changed his name to Sudsy.

How does Chug feel about Robbie?

Chug thinks Robbie should chug a mug.

Name a song Katie sings in an episode.

"If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me"

Why does Chip put a note in Tramp's collar?

Chip put a note in Tramp's collar to say if found, take him to the forest. :(

Dodie had a doll named ________.

Dodie had a doll named Ken.

_______ adopted Ernie.

Fred & Ethel Mertz adopted Ernie.

Who is Katie?

Chip's Cub Scout den leader

Who or what is Yo-Ho?

Yo-Ho is what Robbie says when Katie answers the phone.

Katie is pregnant and gives birth to triplets named _____, ______, and _____.

Katie is pregnant and gives birth to triplets named Larry, Darrell, and Darrell.

What is Sudsy's real first name?

What is Sudsy's real first name?

Soapy

Who is Myrtle?

Myrtle is the Bryant Park telephone operator.

Dodie and her fellow third graders fall in love with ________.

Dodie and her fellow third graders fall in love with Frankie Valli.

How many times have I told you guys not to slam any doors around here when I'm baking a ______?

How many times have I told you guys not to slam any doors around here when I'm baking a gingerbread man?

Before they married, Barbara became annoyed when Steve tried to teach her to ....

Before they married, Barbara became annoyed when Steve tried to teach her how to herd pigs.

Robbie gets a job on a cruise ship going to_________.

Robbie gets a job on a cruise ship going to Timbuktu.

Who is Gordon?

Gordon is the mailman Barbara has her eye on.

Why do they call him Chip?

They called him Chip because he binged on chocolate chip cookies.

Barbara went overboard cheering for Steve when he ...

Barbara went overboard cheering for Steve when he recited a poem on television.

How does Robbie try to impress Vicki Curtis?

He gives her a perfect manicure.

Charley buys a ______ and enters it in a race.

Charley buys a greyhound and enters it in a race.

Steve tries to kiss Sarah Belle, but she ________.