(Ralph and Ed meet at the bus company locker room.)

Ed: “Hey Ralph-ie boy! Great game last night. The Yankees are back in the series. They have the momentum.”

Ralph: “Yes, they certainly do. The Yankees are going to make those Rays look like chumps.”

Ed: “I like that talk Ralph. It’s too bad they have to play in San Diego and not in Tampa and New York.”

Ralph: “Yes, I agree. Now, tomorrow we are going to party when the Yankees win the series. I will have all the pizza and beer.”

Ed: “And you will eat it all.”

Ralph: “Never mind that unless you want a black eye Norton. Now, I heard that Alice’s mother is rooting for the Rays. She ought to move down to Tampa and get away from me.”

Ed: “I’m surprised you didn’t mention Miami Beach. After all, she can visit the Jackie Gleason Theater when you can’t. She can go to the beach every day and you can’t. She can have summer all year long and you can’t. She can see all those palm trees and...”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GEEEEEEEET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)