(Ralph is moping around on the street.)

Ralph (to himself): "How could the Yankees lose...again?"

(Ed comes down. He blows his nose.)

Ed: "What a sad, sad day. The Yankees lost again."

Ralph: "I know that those Rays are tough but not like this. I am almost regretting the fact that I wanted this dream matchup."

Ed: "And the Yanks were the designated home team."

Ralph: "They certainly were. I wish they were at Yankee Stadium instead of PetCo Park."

Ed: "I wish we went to PetCo Park. I would love to be there with all the dogs. PetCo: Where the pets go."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Well, we need the series to go to a full five games."

Ed: "If the Yankees lose, it won't be so terrible. If the Rays win, I wouldn't mind it. After all, they have a stadium that has lobsters in water and I work in water."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT OF HERE NORTON! GET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)