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Ohio8
09-03-2020, 08:20 PM
Howard: "Good taste and bad judgement."

Ohio8
09-03-2020, 08:21 PM
Richie: "Kids... Kids of the west."

Ohio8
09-03-2020, 08:22 PM
(Repeated line.)
Fonzie: "Whoa."

Babalu
09-05-2020, 12:48 PM
Arnold - Signs are expensive! Is this the face of a Ah-nold?

Ohio8
09-05-2020, 09:36 PM
Fonzie: "I knew that. I knew that."

Ohio8
09-05-2020, 11:10 PM
Joanie: "How about 'Rock Around the Clock', Mom?"

MA
09-19-2020, 04:54 PM
Ralph Malph: You're such a Potsie!

Ohio8
11-01-2020, 02:57 PM
Fonzie: "Four wheels make me nervous."

Ohio8
11-01-2020, 02:58 PM
Fonzie: "Life don't work that way."

MA
11-01-2020, 05:21 PM
Richie: Now we're gonna do what we came up here to do: neck.
Gloria: Oh, anything you say, Richie.
[They begin to kiss when the alarm clock goes off, signaling that Gloria must go home]
Gloria: Maybe we'll have time for a goodnight kiss at my door.
Richie: The story of my life is kissing at the door.

Ohio8
11-06-2020, 08:44 PM
Mork: "I like that boy, Opie. Why does an Earth boy have a Martian name, though?"

Ohio8
11-07-2020, 02:53 PM
Fonzie: "When they made him, they ate the mold."

MA
11-07-2020, 05:19 PM
Richie: You make school sound like good fun.
Fonzie: Well, school's got good points. I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoo to the chicks.

Ohio8
11-24-2020, 07:27 PM
Howard: "What's a Fonzie?"

AB
11-24-2020, 11:21 PM
Ralph (one-liner): "You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it, every word!"

MA
11-25-2020, 07:47 AM
Marion Cunningham:
Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.

Howard Cunningham:
Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.

Ohio8
11-27-2020, 02:41 PM
Roger: "Let's face it. I'm not a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy."

MA
11-28-2020, 05:50 AM
The Fonz:
[Richie tries to get Fonz to get rid of a very tall, very big lumberjack] You picked a fight with a red and black tree?

howilu
11-28-2020, 10:54 AM
Fonzie to his nephew Spike:
"There's a big difference between a life of cool and a life of crime."

MA
11-28-2020, 10:57 AM
[Fonzie's feet are sore from dancing and needs to be held up]

Fonzie:
Aaaay, I'm up and moving!

Richie Cunningham:
You're in La-La land, Fonz.

Fonzie:
Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!

Ohio8
12-02-2020, 08:39 PM
Fonzie: "I love middle class families."

Ohio8
12-19-2020, 03:32 PM
Marion: "...I have the best family in the world."

AB
12-20-2020, 08:11 PM
Fonzie:

AB
12-20-2020, 08:19 PM
Fonzie:

MA
12-21-2020, 11:45 AM
Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
[trying on boots with bright red ribbons] Hey, I'll take this.

Potsie Weber, Mr. Rudi:
You'll take these?

Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli:
Yeah, I can use them for my bike reflectors.

AB
12-21-2020, 07:19 PM
Arnold (one-liner): "OK, I looking for another loud-mouth volunteer."

MA
12-21-2020, 07:22 PM
Lori Beth:
Help somebody! Help!

Chachi Arcola:
What happened?

Lori Beth:
We crashed!

Chachi Arcola:
What?

Al Delvecchio:
Are you alright?

Lori Beth:
Not me, it's Richie! He's not moving! He's not moving!

Ohio8
05-01-2021, 12:56 PM
Fonzie: "No confidence with chicks? I've heard of that."

AB
05-06-2021, 07:01 PM
Fonzie one-liner:

MA
05-09-2021, 08:31 AM
“Fonzie: You got nothing to fear but fear itself.

Richie: Didn't somebody else say that?

Fonzie: Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.”

AB
05-16-2021, 03:01 PM
Potsie:

Ohio8
07-18-2021, 08:08 PM
Potsie: "A great moment in sports."

Potsie: "Fonz, you are the greatest."