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AB
09-02-2020, 06:48 PM
Post any quotes or lines for the tv show Younger.

Kelsey:

AB
09-02-2020, 06:53 PM
Diana:

AB
09-02-2020, 06:57 PM
Liza:

AB
09-13-2020, 07:32 PM
Charles, Liza & George:

AB
09-14-2020, 07:03 PM
Kelsey:

AB
09-20-2020, 06:32 PM
Maggie:

MA
09-20-2020, 09:06 PM
I believe you, Kelsey. And I wish I didn't. But you deserve to get what you want, I just wish you wanted more. And if you do one day, if you want more than just business advice from me, it's going to have to be your move. Okay? You're going to have to reach out. Good luck with your pitches.

- Zane

AB
09-21-2020, 06:03 PM
Kelsey:

AB
09-29-2020, 07:58 PM
Maggie:

MA
10-01-2020, 07:58 AM
Liza, the summer I turned 21 I had an affair with the wife of a famous author. She was beautiful but dissatisfied. She was always looking over her shoulder, and she thought that a fling with a younger man would make her feel young, too. And for a while, it was exciting for both of us. That's the part you read.

- Charles

AB
10-12-2020, 05:59 PM
Kelsey:

AB
10-20-2020, 06:21 PM
Josh:

MA
10-20-2020, 06:25 PM
Kelsey: I've brought a peace offering.
Zane: You're going to cook? Do you know what a peace offering is?

AB
10-21-2020, 03:50 PM
Kelsey:

MA
10-23-2020, 05:24 PM
Zane: Ah, Diana Deluca. That's better than Trout.
Diana: I'm keeping Trout.

AB
12-09-2020, 05:31 PM
Kelsey:

MA
12-16-2020, 12:51 PM
Diana: Did you see this, Kelsey? Your decapitated head is hovering between low brow and despicable right next to Disney live-action remakes and nude restaurants.
Kelsey: Yeah, I saw it, Diana.
Diana: How unflattering to crop you right at your chin. A head without a neck is like a kite without a string just a floating tragedy.

AB
12-18-2020, 08:21 PM
Liza:

MA
12-19-2020, 06:20 AM
“I'm bringing a blue-collar companion to a black-tie event.”
— Diana Trout

AB
01-11-2021, 06:16 PM
Kelsey:

MA
01-12-2021, 08:59 AM
Kelsey:

There's no crying in publishing

AB
01-12-2021, 04:37 PM
Maggie:

MA
01-13-2021, 02:26 PM
Liza: Don't read into it. It's just a pop culture hot or not list.
Kelsey: Charles is hot and I'm not?

AB
03-03-2021, 07:21 PM
Zane:

MA
03-06-2021, 03:33 PM
Liza: My worlds are colliding, and it all feels strangely familiar.
Maggie: I get it! It's like you only had chocolate ice cream for 20 years and then you got divorced and tried all these new flavors -- pistachio, guava, cookies and cream -- and now it's like you're with chocolate chocolate chip.
Liza: But I like chocolate.
Maggie: Sure, better than vanilla.

AB
03-08-2021, 06:00 PM
Diana:

MA
03-11-2021, 06:50 AM
Diana: I've got big news and I wanted to share it with you first since I am your work wife. Just your work wife, of course, despite the salacious gossip in the bullpen. I'm going to be someone's real wife, I'm engaged to Enzo.
Charles: That's wonderful, Diana. Congratulations.
Diana: Do I have your blessing, Charles?
Charles: Sure?

AB
03-12-2021, 08:30 PM
Diana:

AB
03-31-2021, 05:34 PM
Kelsey:

AB
04-19-2021, 04:40 PM
Charles: "Liza's lying. I can tell."

MA
04-19-2021, 04:45 PM
Kelsey: We just lost Millennial. Everything’s going back to Empirical now.
Liza: Wait, what?
Kelsey: Yeah, the board just voted on the name change, so everything we worked for is gone, including my relationship. God, I should have just never stayed. My instincts are just terrible.
Liza: OK, that’s not true. You’re instincts are great. They’ve gotten you this far, and Millennial, it’s just a name.
Kelsey: A name of something we built.
Liza: We are still building something. Don’t get stuck on labels. The only thing that matters is the books.

AB
04-26-2021, 06:53 PM
Josh:

MA
04-27-2021, 09:22 AM
Lauren: Do you think that was it?
Kelsey: I hope so. Have you ever googled turtle orgasm?
Lauren: Um, no. Stop
Kelsey [making turtle orgasm sounds]: Now you don’t have to.
Lauren: Stop, you are so much weirder than me, and no one knows that.

AB
04-27-2021, 07:04 PM
Diana:

MA
04-28-2021, 03:47 PM
Liza: It’s from the benefit this week. Thank you for your support table sponsor. See you this Saturday, Children’s Literary Fund. You know, C-Lit.
Kelsey: That’s the name? C-L-I-T? They better hope those kids don’t read.
Liza: Oh god, you’re right.

AB
05-16-2021, 02:48 PM
Diana:

MA
05-18-2021, 04:27 PM
Caitlin: What happened?
Liza: He wanted to get married again, and I just didn’t.
Caitlin: Yeah, that’s a fast proposal. Must be an old guy thing. No time to lose before they head toward that light.
Liza: No, he’s just traditional.
Caitlin: Are you OK, mom? I mean you really loved him, and you still have to work with him.
Liza: It’s fine. We’re adults. I guess the only problem is…
Caitlin: Quinn Tyler. Is that Quinn Tyler?
Liza: Uh, right, yep, that is Quinn Tyler.
Caitlin: Have you read her new book? It’s amazing.
Liza: Honey, we published it.
Caitlin: Wait, so you know her? She would know your face?
Liza: Honey, she kinda would.
Caitlin: I gotta meet her. She’s my hero.

AB
08-11-2021, 10:20 PM
Kelsey:

MA
08-14-2021, 07:16 AM
Charles: We need to talk about the working arrangement here. I think that as Empirical goes into this next chapter, I'm gonna have to make some changes.
Liza: I was thinking the same thing. I figured you'd want me to tender my resignation.
Charles: Oh, you know I would give you the best references.
Liza: I appreciate that.
Charles: But we're not gonna do that dance again. Kelsey is gone, and I need someone to run this place while I am at Yaddo.
Liza: Seriously?
Charles: Yeah, maybe longer, depending on how things go. I’ve spent enough years looking over other writers’ shoulders. You don’t think it's too late to start a second career, do you?
Liza: Never.

AB
09-10-2021, 06:50 PM
Josh:

MA
09-11-2021, 06:29 AM
Josh: I put in an offer.
Kelsey: What, like on the whole building?
Josh: It’s like four apartments plus Inkberg, so.
Kelsey: That’s amazing, Josh. Amazingly expensive, a whole entire building in Williamsburg.
Josh: Well, I mean I doing pretty well. Plus, it’s like an insane deal. I couldn’t say no. I could always pull the offer and invest in you and your company. I’m serious. I really believe in you, Kels.
Kelsey: That means so much to me, but I can't let you do that. I’m going to figure it out. I promise.

AB
01-28-2022, 06:57 PM
Diana:

MA
03-02-2022, 02:57 PM
“It doesn't matter what decade you're in, the biggest money makers get to misbehave.”
— Maggie

AB
03-02-2022, 08:50 PM
Kelsey:

MA
03-04-2022, 07:55 AM
“How have we not been freaking out about our futures more? I am turning 27 tomorrow!”
— Kelsey Peters

AB
03-07-2022, 11:40 PM
Josh:

AB
05-09-2022, 06:57 PM
Liza:

MA
11-05-2022, 11:55 AM
Charles: I couldn’t get on that plane.
Liza: What? Why?
Charles: Because I was with the wrong person.
Liza: But you were going to ask her to marry you in Mustique. You have a ring.
Charles: What are you talking about? I’m not proposing to Quinn. I honestly don’t even think I like the woman. The only ring I ever had was the one I bought for you.
Liza: Charles.
Charles: Liza, I have been a fool, and I’m sorry it took me so long to realize that. Forget marriage. I just want to be with you any way that you want, any way, if you will still have me.