View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 3)


Frank Gannucci
08-21-2020, 03:59 PM
(The Toronto Raptros beat the Brooklyn Nets 117-92.)

(The boys are at the Raccoon Lodge. Ralph is talking to Freddie Muller and Ed.)

Ralph: "Hey guys, what a bad game that was earlier today between the Nets and the Raptors."

Freddie: "Well, it should be expected Ralph. The Raptors are the current champions and the Nets were lucky to get into the post season with their losing record."

Ed: "That is what I was telling you Ralph."

Ralph: "Now the Nets have a chance to make history by becoming the first NBA team to win a best-of-seven series after losing the first three games."

Ed: "They said it couldn't be done in MLB. Look at what the Red Sox did to the Yankees in 2004."

Ralph: "Oh gosh. I am still sick from that."

Ed: "Not a surpise looking at you."

(Freddie Muller laughs.)

Ralph (to both, yells): "SHUT UP!" (normally): "Do you know who doesn't think that the Nets have a chance in this series? My upstairs neighbor Garrity."

Freddie: "Really?"

Ralph: "Yes. I am ready to put egg on his face."

Ed: "Much like he pied you to embarrass you right?"

Ralph: "Oooooh, youa re going to get it Norton. But, the Nets will make a comeback."

(They all sing a song about the Nets making a comeback.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)