Veronica: Archie, you’re the smartest man ever.

Veronica: Barney is so handsome!

Mr. Van Rensaleer: Let’s go to a strip club!

Mr. Van R: It's so bright and sunny today.

(Good one)

Murray: I love Archie’s politics!

Murray: Archie is so liberal!

Archie: Murray, your mom is a real shy sweetie-pie.

Archie: I'm the easiest man to get along with!

Veronica: Archie, you are such a stud!

Archie: Veronica, your looks are better than your cooking.

Murray: Archie, you do the talking to get us out of this jam. The

Archie: Billie, sit down while I go fetch you a beer.

Stephanie to Archie: Go blow it out your ear.

Raoul Rosario: I've never met a more fair-minded man as Archie Bunker!

Raoul: Archie, your slurs warm my heart, because they show you’re thinking about me.

Archie: I wish Billie would hurry up and get married and have babies.

Archie has anyone seen edith

Billie: I'd like to get Mr. Van R's opinion on this new wallpaper.

Stephanie: Shove it Archie!

Stephanie: Go get your own beer, Archibald!!

Stephanie: "Billie, why are you dating that F'N GEEK!" (Gary)

Archie: Listen up, everybody! I'm giving you all a huge raise!

Murray: Archie you’re so smart! I wished I’d thought of that!

Murray: Archie and I are going to the synagogue together every week.

Archie to Billie: Of course you can live together with your bf. Go for it!

Stephanie (holding a large cucumber in her hand): "Billie, I have a date tonight. Can you teach me how to give a BJ?"

Archie: Barney is the smartest guy I know!

Barney: I don’t miss Blanche at all. I just go to the red light district.

Mr. VanRenseeler: Could somebody give me the newspaper to read?

Murray: Archie, is there any way you can keep Edith from constantly popping in?

Archie: Mr. Van R, see any good movies lately?

Murray: Archie, right again! Let’s do it your way.