Herb: Tomorrow I will wear an outfit right out of GQ!

Bailey: My goal in life is to break Les's record for the most Buckeye Newshawk awards ever won!

Johnny Fever: I just got voted the Best Dressed Man in the Tri-State area!

Mother Carlson: Herb you are the smartest Ad Exec ever!

Andy to Les: You're the star of this radio station. I want to give you a 3-hour news show every day.

Jennifer: Oh, I just threw on this old frock before I got here since I know I'll undewhelm every man who sees me anyway!

Herb to Jennifer; Hey Jen you’re too flat-chested lol.

Bailey to Jennifer: No, your home doorbell greeting is not at all obnoxiously ostentatious!

Mother Carlson: Arthur, you’re the smartest son ever!

Venus to Les: Please continue with your investigative reporting in blackface. You're totally convincing as a brother!

Mrs. Carlson to Arthur: I’m stumped! Arthur can you interpret this contract for me?

Johnny: Herb, you outcool me any day!

Johnny to Mrs. Carlson: Of course I’d be delighted to play Lawrence Welk’s greatest hits non-stop on the air!

Herb: I think I've been playing for the wrong team all these years. I really like the photographer who took the nude photos of Jennifer!

Mother Carlson to Herb: You’re such a sharp dresser! You really must give Arthur pointers.

Johnny to Les: You are right - the famous golfer's name is pronounced Chai-Chai Rod-jih-gwees! Thanks for correcting me.

Fever to Les: Your Hog Futures reports are positively riveting!

Mr. Carlson: Johnny Fever is so smart. He taught me that drinking alcohol improves your reaction time, and putting cocaine in your shoes prevents warts and itchiness!

Jeniffer to Herb: Your outfits are so snazzy.

Les: The Cincinnati Reds just offered me a $1,000,000 contract to be their next pitching ace!

Fever: I’ve never smoked pot as I know it’s a gateway drug.

Johnny Fever: The Cincinatti Reds saw what I wore when we played baseball and are paying me to trademark it so they can copy it for their official uniforms!

Mama Carlson: Great idea Herb!

Les: Walls are not enough for my office. Get rid of the door and make people climb through an opening near the ceiling!

Arthur to Jennifer: I’m bored playing with my train set, you can let ANYONE in who wants to see me.

Les: I'm willing to drop my hog futures reports as long as you replace it with news flashes from Tass in Moscow. Communism can help cure the moral rot of our nation!

Johnny Fever: No more weed for me. From now on I’m gonna get high on life!

Mama Carlson: Here's my new slogan for the station: All Booger, all the time!

Mama Carlson: Fever, let’s drop some acid and listen to Alice Cooper.

Mama Carlson: Mr. Fever, you'd better play 'Someone to Watch for Me' on the air- or I'll tell your listeners that you're actually OLDER than Les Nesman!

Mrs. Carlson: Jennifer, you’re nothing but an overpaid floozie!

Dr. Johnny Fever: That was Strawberry Fields Forever by the London Symphony Orchestra.

Jennifer: Herb you hottie, let’s make out!

Mr. Carlson: Since our flying turkey giveaway on Thanksgiving was so successful, I'm going to give away a bunch of bunny rabbits for Easter. Make sure we hand them out early so they have time to lay Easter eggs!

Mr. Carlson: Since our flying turkey giveaway on Thanksgiving was so successful, I'm going to give away a bunch of bunny rabbits for Easter. Make sure we hand them out early so they have time to lay Easter eggs!

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Terrific but are you sure that the Big Guy would NOT have said that on the show?

OK, here's one:

Lucille Tarlek: Herb, quit bothering Jennifer! She finds you repulsive and I can't understand what *I* ever saw in you!

Hirsch to Johnny Fever: STOP distressing Madam, you unkempt pothead!

Andy: Aristotle taught that if a theory contains logical contradictions then that theory cannot be accepted?
Johnny: Yep.
Arthur: Whoa.
Venus: As a dialectical materialist, I agree with him.

Mrs. Carlos to Johnny Fever: Let’s go smoke some weed and make out.

Mr. Carlson: Herb should dress up as the WKRP carp more often - then I could take a picture with him showing off my latest big catch!

Jennifer: Herb you have such exquisite taste in clothing. Would you help me pick out a dress.

Herb: I want a rematch against the WPIG pig! One on one, hog versus carp!

Arthur to Mrs. Carlson: Go shove it, before someone drops a house on you too!

Mother Carlson to Andy: I heard Apollo Flytrap filling in the night spot, and he gets funky like a monkey! Can you get a hold of Apollo? Fire Johnny Fever and put him on the morning.

Mama Carlson to Fever: I’ve always had a thing for you! Let’s toke on a joint together.

Johnny to Mother Carlson: Forcing me to play "Someone to Watch over Me" on the air has changed my musical tastes. I'm throwing away all my rock & roll records - it's going to be all Gershwin, all the time from now on!

Mother Carlson: Herb you have such great taste in clothes! Will you help me pick out an ensemble for Arthur?

Andy to Mr. Carlson: Why don't you go home early and get some rest ... you work way too hard at your job!