Dr. Bellows to Anthony Nelson: I’d never snoop on you-ever!

Dr. Bellows to Anthony Nelson: I’d never snoop on you-ever!

Jeannie To Anthony: I’d never get mad at you and leave you dangling above three hungry crocs!

Tony: "Dr. Bellows, keep your big nose out of my goddam business."

Jeannie’s evil sister: I’m on the level sis-I’d never bulls### you!

Jeannie: Tony, since you don't want me to stay around to please you, I'm leaving to find some other man who WILL want me to please him!

Dr. Bellows: You are so dull Anthony. Nothing odd ever happens to you.

Tony: You've done it again, Dr. Bellows, you've done it again!

Jeannie: You are boring me, Master, I am going home to Mother.

tony i am going to quit my job after all i don't need when i got my own jeannie

"Amanda Bellows? Any secret is safe with her"!

Major Nelson to Jeannie: Why don't you keep Chin-Chin around as a pet? I'd love having a vicious, invisible dog attacking me every day!

Jeannie to Anthony: Do whatever you want Master, I won’t interfere.

Major Nelson to Major Healey: You be Jeannie's master -- she's too much of a headache for me.

Dr. Bellows: Nothing strange ever goes on with Maj. Nelson. He’s so boring!

Colonel Bellows: Amanda, you know I have far better things to do with my time than to snoop on Major Nelson and his unusual girlfriend!

Major Nelson to Jeannie: I really like your sister and mother. They should move in so we can be one big happy family!

Jeannie to her sister: I trust you implicitly sis!

Major Nelson to Dr. Bellows: So how do you get to be a colonel in the US military with your British accent?

Jeannie: "But Master, all the other genies are showing their belly buttons."