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OH Nuts!
07-20-2020, 01:27 PM
Hawkeye to Burns: what a fine competent surgeon you are!

Chocolate Moose
07-21-2020, 11:54 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OH Nuts!
07-21-2020, 01:07 PM
Margaret to Frank: Your lips are full and divine.

Heenan Fan
08-08-2020, 08:58 PM
Says Trapper, to Margaret, "Damn, Your lips are cold"

OH Nuts!
08-09-2020, 12:02 AM
Klinger: I’m going to re-enlist!

GameShowFan
02-06-2021, 07:03 PM
(Anybody at all)

"I really miss Major Burns."

OH Nuts!
02-07-2021, 12:11 AM
(Anybody at all)

"I really miss Major Burns."

:lol:

Winchester: All right you wise guys-who stole my inflatable doll?

PracTz
02-11-2021, 01:38 PM
Hawkeye: Great day for shooting back at the commies!

OH Nuts!
02-11-2021, 03:34 PM
Col. Potter: Klinger you look cute in capris.