Carlos to Sr. Betrille: I LOVE how you always involve me in your troubles!

Sr. Betrille: I'm not sure how it is my head doesn't snap off or my neck gets broken every time the wind blows my head into the air.

Mother Superior: Sister Bertrille I so totally love you way you create havoc all the time.

Carlos: Sister Bertrille, Mother Superior you two stopping by is always great for my nightclub business.

Sister Sixto: In my retirement years, I want to work for a druggied out nympho

Sr. Betrille: Wow, this Richard Dawkins' book (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_Delusion) makes a lot of sense!

Carlos: Sister Bertrille, ALWAYS so nice to have you drop in.

something else you'd never hear from any of the cast; but you should have: "Why the HELL did I ever agree to do this ****!!!!"

Sally Field: "Why am I the flying nun? Because if I was the flying cheerleader everyone could see my hoo-ha!"

Sister Betrille: Maybe I should try surfing in this habit and see how the other surfer like my flying when the trade winds start up!

Mother Superior: Sister Betrille, if you give up your vow of chastity, not only would that likely permanently ground you but, after your expulsion, I could restore order to the convent!