Mr Mooney to Lucy: You are so super competent! Here’s a 20% raise!

Craig: I often wonder how Mom, Kim and Uncle Harry would function if I weren't around!

Mr. Mooney: Sure Lucy. You can have Monday and Tuesday off for free!

Any of the characters: “This is a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made want to retch.”

Mr.Mooney to Lucy: Of course I trst you with these very important contracts, I know you won’t screw up!

Craig: Kim, why do we keep bailing Mom out instead of just letting her take her medicine with Uncle Harry? He's the smart, rich one- and we're his heirs!

Lucy: Harry, I don’t want my vacation. Keep it!

Anyone - This is waaay better than I Love Lucy.

Harry: Yeah, Kim and Craig look nothing like me but my late brother was a dead ringer for some Cuban drummer that played at the Tropicana.

Lucy: That Jim Bailey does a horrible impression of Phyllis Diller!