Florida: Atheism is the best!

James: No, I'd never go to Mississippi for any reason!

James & Florida: We just love being poor!

J.J. to Thelma: "You could be a gourmet chef at a French restaurant"!

And Thema to J.J. : YOU are the smartest dude I know!

James to Bookman: "Sit down and have dinner with us"!

James: I would never take a belt to any of my kids.

Willona: How about dinner at my place- my treat?

Wilona: I’m taking a vow of Chastity!

"Ok Mr. Evans I would like to offer you the job"


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Bookman to the Evanses: the rent’s on me!

J.J. to Thelma: "You could be a gourmet chef at a French restaurant"!

I could actually see JJ saying this to Thelma, sarcastically...:lol:

J.J. : I will say something wise and profound today.

Florida cooking breakfast:"Steak and eggs for everybody" :D

Bookman: I’m going on a diet!

J.J. to Thelma: Thelma, yo’ cooking so good it’s…DYNOMITE!

James to Florida: I’m sorry, baby, but you too bland for me. I’m leaving you for that hottie, Wilona across the hall. I’ll have custody of Thelma and Michael and you take the leftovers…J.J.

Mrs. Bookman: Damn, I just LOVE the Evans’s.

JJ: I love living in the projects!

James: I LOVE pickles pig feet!

Michael: Nixon is the greatest president ever.

Florida: Care for another caviar omelette, James?

Michael: I'm going to San Francisco to live!

JJ: I’m about to say something profound...

J J: Mohammed Ali wants to hire me as his bodyguard!

Book an to the Evanses: The rent’s on me!

J.J. : I will say something wise and profound today.

Actually, JJ seemed to be becoming a mini James in the later seasons. He seemed less goofy and more snarky. In the Abused Penny episodes, his telling off Charlene for not caring that Penny was obviously in pain was a prime example. "Hey, Mama, take a ticket and wait in line!" At this rate, you never will!" And "Hey, Mama, you ain't double parked out there!" Were snarky things like James would have said.

Michael: How about for Boxing Day, I get to be a dumb goof off while J.J. gets to march on something and spout statistics?

Bookman: Free rent for the next 20 years!

James: Florida, how is you have Willona and all those church ladies as your friends but about the only friend I have is Alderman Davis? You think it could be everyone else not feeling worthy to want to be my friend?

Bookman: No more pie a la mode for me. I’ll just be eating green vegetables from now on.

James: "Me and my wife are proud that we didn't graduate high school."

Michael: Lilly white is outta sight!

Florida to James: James, honey, I think you should go to Alaska. I don’t have any objections so nothing’s stopping you. And besides, it’d be nice for us to better ourselves for a change.

Winona: Bookman is such a hottie!

Florida To James: James, I’m tired of living in poverty. I wanna get outta the ghetto NOW! I’ll do “ANYTHING” to get out.

Florida To James: James, I’m tired of living in poverty. I wanna get outta the ghetto NOW! I’ll do “ANYTHING” to get out.

James to Florida: Babe, the reason you just heard 'crickets' instead of a stampede breaking down the door is because I'm the ONLY man in the ghetto who wants to do 'anything' with you!

Carl: I’m such a religious fanatic.

Carl: God is dead!

God: Carl is dead!

Gurdy: God, I hate pet food.

Wilona: I just LOVE wearing my natural hair.

James: You think if we quit buying Thelma new designer threads so she won't look 'poor', we might be able to afford more than mayo sandwiches?

James to Wilona: I don’t mean to boast Wilona, but we so rich…

Gurdy: God, I hate pet food.

Bookman: I’m going vegan!

Gurdy: Pet food?! Never heard of it.

Bookman: Caviar for all!

Penny's Mother, Ms. Gordon, to her daughter's pediatrician: "Vitamins? Well, she gets plenty of iron at home."

Any character: "I'm proud to be poor."