Mr. Marie to Donald: You are the greatest guy ever!

Ann: Donald, would you like to take my virginity tonight?

Mrs. Hollinger: I NEVER have headaches, I just give them.

Lou to Donald: I'd like to apologize for all the terrible things I have said about you. Why don't you be my little buddy?

Ann: Hey daddy, you're going to be a grandpa!

Ann: Not tonight, Donald, I've got a headache.

Lou: Don, you're right-- it's pronounced a-wry. And while I'm clearing my conscience--the accident was my fault, and you won the Monopoly game.

Ann, to Lou: Daddy, I'm thinking about telling Donald that I had rhinoplasty before we met.

Ann, to Lou: I might even tell him this is a wig.

Lou: Sure, Ann. Go right ahead and change your name. I'd be fine with it.

Ann: You and mother go ahead out and don't worry about me being alone in your house. Nothing could possibly happen. I'll just look in the basement for some old photo albums.

Don: Ann, your father is the kindest man I've ever met in my life!

Ann: I'm so glad we met, Donald. We're going to have a great trip and a fun picnic, and when you meet my parents, Daddy will just love you!

Ann: Donald, you're not allergic to anything are you? Donald: Nothing at all.

Ann: Don't be silly, Donald. Of course I'm not allergic to roses.