Sally: I love being an old maid!

Mel: Alan,now that your hair's longer and thicker than Laura's isn't it time to let her slip up go?

Sally: I DON’T want to sing like Jimmy Durante. EVER!

Rob: Hey Laura, where's Ritchie ? He's missing for entire days at a time !

Sally: I wanna be a spinster!

Laura: "Oh Jerry"

Buddy to Nel: your head looks swell!