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OH Nuts!
07-19-2020, 11:28 AM
Mr. Drysdale: I’d NEVER try anything sneaky or underhanded to get at more of the Clampett’s money!

PracTz
07-19-2020, 01:09 PM
Mrs. Drysdale: The Clampetts are far more charming and sophisticated than any of my other friends- especially Granny!

OH Nuts!
07-19-2020, 01:12 PM
Granny: I HATE cooking vittles. Let’s get some takeout from The Brown Ferby!

AB
08-09-2020, 05:10 PM
Jethro: I graduated in the top 10% at Princeton.

jimpickens
11-27-2020, 05:07 AM
Ellie let's go shoot some critters.

OH Nuts!
11-27-2020, 09:16 AM
Grannie: I hate cooking varmints. Let’s go to the Golden Arches!

jimpickens
11-27-2020, 10:15 PM
Miss Jane a woman's place is in the kitchen.

jimpickens
11-27-2020, 10:17 PM
Jed hey MR Drysdale let's go light one up in the back Jethro don't Bogart that joint.

OH Nuts!
11-28-2020, 12:12 PM
Mr. Drysdale: To heck with the Clampett’s money! Money isn’t everything.