lame story punch line ...

Beav & Wally could have just gone over to Carolyn's house & hung out on Saturday night - duh - instead of Wally going there alone ...

like that would have be Too Much for Susan to handle ? NOT

Beaver and Susan probably would have practiced social distancing before its time. But it still would have worked.

Good point. There’s always a solution to a Leave It To Beaver problem.

Right Wally and Carolyn can twist to records and Beaver and Susan can sit in chairs 6 feet apart and get acquainted. This way they would be more comfortable and maybe lose the suit and tie and kick back. No parents. Oh no June wouldn’t approve.

Fine Beaver, just sit and talk, you don't twist!