Post any quotes or lines for American Housewife.

Trip, Taylor & Katy:

Katie:

Suzanne: How did you get a pizza stain on the back of your shirt?

Katie Otto: I was either wearing it backwards when I ate the pizza or I'm wearing it backwards now.

[checks her shirt label]

Katie Otto: Yeah, now.

Anna-Kat & Greg:

Katie:

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Taylor:

Taylor & Katie:

Anna-Kat:

Oliver Otto : Honestly, I don't understand why putting flamingos in someone's yard is fun.
Katie Otto : If you only learn one thing from me, it's that nothing is more fun than messing with people.
Oliver Otto : Seriously? That's the one thing you want me to learn from my mother?
Katie Otto : Well, that and... compassion I guess.

The American Housewife sitcom is absolutely recommended. Its full of values and its a good source on how to instill some good old-fashioned values in children.

Katie Otto: DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!

Remember, the crayon adds 10 pounds.”
—Greg Otto

Katie Otto: "I do not like what our nice, fun-loving Taylor has become since she started hanging out with these popular girls."
Anna-Kat Otto: "This is the way she walks around school with her stuck-up friends."
https://twitter.com/Julia_Butters/status/976455478359203840
Greg Otto: "Excellent pantomime work."
Katie Otto: "Mm-hmm."

Katie:

https://i.postimg.cc/90sWXBfb/188722577396d4ce8b123e9eb879b6e9.gif

Taylor:

Anna-Kat: Aw poor Oliver. He won’t get his phone back. (Giggles)

Oliver: Anna-Kat please stop.