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AB
07-08-2020, 06:58 PM
Post any quotes or lines for American Housewife.

AB
07-08-2020, 06:59 PM
Trip, Taylor & Katy:

AB
07-08-2020, 07:04 PM
Katie:

MA
07-10-2020, 07:09 AM
Suzanne: How did you get a pizza stain on the back of your shirt?

Katie Otto: I was either wearing it backwards when I ate the pizza or I'm wearing it backwards now.

[checks her shirt label]

Katie Otto: Yeah, now.

AB
07-10-2020, 03:10 PM
Anna-Kat & Greg:

MA
07-13-2020, 09:39 AM
Katie:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e61c7b7865211dd1bb523fb6ef499cfe/tumblr_oonu7bZHJZ1sbtbjvo4_250.gifv

AB
07-13-2020, 07:31 PM
Taylor:

AB
07-15-2020, 08:01 PM
Taylor & Katie:

AB
02-08-2021, 05:27 PM
Anna-Kat:

MA
02-09-2021, 02:25 PM
Oliver Otto : Honestly, I don't understand why putting flamingos in someone's yard is fun.
Katie Otto : If you only learn one thing from me, it's that nothing is more fun than messing with people.
Oliver Otto : Seriously? That's the one thing you want me to learn from my mother?
Katie Otto : Well, that and... compassion I guess.

Sherrie Anson
03-25-2021, 05:02 AM
The American Housewife sitcom is absolutely recommended. Its full of values and its a good source on how to instill some good old-fashioned values in children.

Katie Otto: DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!

MA
03-27-2021, 08:55 PM
Remember, the crayon adds 10 pounds.”
—Greg Otto

D-Dey
07-05-2022, 09:34 PM
Katie Otto: "I do not like what our nice, fun-loving Taylor has become since she started hanging out with these popular girls."
Anna-Kat Otto: "This is the way she walks around school with her stuck-up friends."
https://twitter.com/Julia_Butters/status/976455478359203840
Greg Otto: "Excellent pantomime work."
Katie Otto: "Mm-hmm."

MA
07-06-2022, 05:23 PM
Katie:

https://i.postimg.cc/90sWXBfb/188722577396d4ce8b123e9eb879b6e9.gif

AB
07-07-2022, 06:37 PM
Taylor:

MA
07-11-2022, 03:18 PM
Anna-Kat: Aw poor Oliver. He won’t get his phone back. (Giggles)

Oliver: Anna-Kat please stop.