View Full Version : CATM Episode: The return of Aunt Connie


Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:16 AM
We haven't done this in a while and I was watching and enjoying this episode the other day. Enjoy!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:17 AM
Ed: Which of these jackets do you think I should wear for your Aunt Connie?

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:18 AM
Connie: Oh Chico, Europe was wonderful!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:20 AM
Connie: I see you put on a little weight, Edwardo!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:21 AM
Connie: I want you both to join me for dinner.

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:25 AM
Ed: I would love to, but Chico is busy, right Chico?

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:26 AM
Chico: Oh yes, I have tickets to see Godfather part 3.
Connie: But that doesn’t come out for another 3 months.
Chico: Well I want to get good seats!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:28 AM
Edwardo has arrived!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:29 AM
Count Catalan: I took the liberty of ordering the drinks.

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:31 AM
Chico: Look, he is asking my aunt for money, Gigilo!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:32 AM
Count Catalan: This lighter has a long history.

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:33 AM
Count Catalan: It used to be a gold coin belonging to Cortez.

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:34 AM
Count Catalan: The bullfighter had the gold made into a lighter. He presented it to me and then he died bravely on the horns of a bull.

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:35 AM
Count Catalan: And I wish to bestow the lighter on Consuella!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:36 AM
Ed: don’t take it Connie, it’s cursed with that cockamamy story.
Count Catalan: It is no Story!
Ed: Oh yeah! Put em up!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:38 AM
Chico: The count told me he is investing your money.
Connie: Yes, isn’t it exciting!
Chico: Aunt Connie, do you know him well enough to let him do that?

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:40 AM
Ed: Connie, forget this guy and be with me!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:41 AM
Chico: I don’t like this guy. He is a fortune hunter and we have to protect her from him.
Ed: I agree.. What can I do?
Chico: Well for starters you can quit trying to lead! :lol:

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:43 AM
Ed: (on phone) Yes I would like some information on a Count Catnip..
Chico: CA_TA_LAN!
Ed: I mean Count CA_TA_LAN!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:44 AM
Ed: If you do all of your impressions it might convince Connie you are crazy.
Chico: (in his Humphrey Bogart impression) Well it ain’t the maltise falcon, but will this do?

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:45 AM
Connie: What happened to my poor Chico?
Ed: He is suffering from multiple personalities brought on by the stress of some one close to him leaving him.

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:46 AM
Chico: Lawrence of Arabia here!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:48 AM
Connie: Oh my poor Chico, I will take care of you!
(ed. note How many of you ladies would love to be Aunt Connie at this point! :D)

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:49 AM
Connie: Don’t you see I need to stay and take care of him?!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:50 AM
Chico: Waaaaaaa!!!!!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:51 AM
Chico: Well lookie here grandpa!!!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:52 AM
Ed: You have to humor him.
Chico: (thinking to himself) I hope they are buying it!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:53 AM
Count Catalan: Well, Consuella, you have to chose between him or me!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:54 AM
Connie: But why did you do it Chico?

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:55 AM
Chico: Well Ed was the mastermind. We didn’t want you to be taken in by a fortune hunter.
Connie: FORTUNE HUNTER!!! Count Catalan is a very rich man!!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:57 AM
Ed: Call him back! I bet you can still get him at the airport.
Connie: But I don’t want him back!

Luckymama58
06-30-2002, 08:58 AM
Well Chico got it in the end! :lol:

Karen64
06-30-2002, 05:55 PM
Bravo! Bravo! :clap:
That's one of my favorite episodes! Freddie gets to display so many emotions and act so goofy! (Plus, he's so darn cute in this one!) He was an awesome actor!

Pitooey
07-01-2002, 04:38 PM
:clap: :clap: I loved it.

My favorite picture had to be the one of Chico with Ed (While Ed is on the phone) Chico looks soooooooooooooooooooooo Fiiiiiiiiiine in that picture................... :lol:

Prince
07-01-2002, 07:54 PM
Great job Luckymama,
I just want to be Aunt Connie and dance the night away with that handsome Prince. The blue velvet jacket does it for me everytime. Blue and Red were his colors. Of course...then there is the beautiful hair and face. All those things combined together can make the heart beat very fast. Thanks for a glimpse back at that very funny show. Loved it!!

Pitooey
09-25-2002, 09:24 PM
Ignore me - I' m just bringing back the old episodes for the newbies.

Cheryl Harrell
09-26-2002, 01:02 AM
Actually us oldies are enjoying them too! :)

tylersmistress2002
09-26-2002, 12:38 PM
WAS HE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS OR WHAT IN THAT EPISODE!.....HUBA HUBA!!!

hue_mee
09-26-2002, 01:06 PM
He looks so cute puffing on that cigar

Cheryl Harrell
09-26-2002, 01:33 PM
Woo-hoo, that is smoking baby! :)

hue_mee
09-26-2002, 02:21 PM
Oh what a beautiful baby!

Pitooey
09-26-2002, 10:10 PM
I want to breastfeed that baby!!! Sorry Tj............. :lol: :happyface :happyface :happyface

Cheryl Harrell
09-26-2002, 11:33 PM
But I get to feed him & give him his bottle... Cuchi-Cuchi as Raul's Aunt Charo would say... :)

Cheryl Harrell
09-28-2002, 12:05 AM
I got my Aunt Connie script today! Woo-Hoo! It is for the first Aunt Connie episode! It maybe awhile before I can scan it & put it up on my site cuz I am not only still trying to finish doing the site (& that takes along time LOL). But also since CITYSLIDE websites have gone to pay, it means I have to transfer my personal website to elsewhere which I am transfering it to AOL & that is taking a long time. I eventually hope to get the script scanned & put up on the site...


I noticed a few bloopers in the script. Rev Bemis is listed as being Rev Davis. Rev Davis is I think that first Rev that was on the show in an episode before Rev Bemis. Another blooper is Ed says:

You see Reverend, I'm an Episcopalian, the lady is Catholic and you are a Unitarian. Will that be a problem?"

From what I have read & heard Unitarians aren't Christian but are some other religion that believes in all religions & teaches a different religion each Sunday. Rev Bemis said lots of Chrstian stuff on the show & in that episode.& The church acted like a regular church like say Episcopal or Catholic. So that has me wondering if Ed saying the Rev was a Unitarian is maybe a blooper. Maybe they thought Unitarians were similar to Catholics or something?

I wonder whose copy of the script I got????

Cheryl Harrell
09-29-2002, 08:00 AM
I noticed 2 other bloopers in my Aunt Connie script. Chico says That his father used to say something very interesting at the dinner table & Ed asks what was it & Chico said he didn't know cuz he used to talk with his mouth full. We all know Chico never knew his father & what happened there.

Another blooper is that later in the script the Casa Grande is listed as being the Casa Dinero...

jamison__99
09-29-2002, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Cheryl Harrell
I noticed 2 other bloopers in my Aunt Connie script. Chico says That his father used to say something very interesting at the dinner table & Ed asks what was it & Chico said he didn't know cuz he used to talk with his mouth full.



lol! sound like a variation of the "young frankenstein" gag:

"aw, when i was young, what my father would say to me . ."

"what would he say?"

"why don't you get out of the bathroom, give somebody else a chance??"



jamison