Post any quotes or lines from Designing Women.


Mary Jo & Suzanne:

Mary Jo & Suzanne:

Allison:
Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it's going on your record.

Julia:
Just so YOU know... The next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you're going to the moon.

[Their Yuletide Homes design has been stolen]

Bernice:
Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the TRUE meaning of Christmas.

Anthony:

Suzanne:

Julia:
I think you should tell them to take their invitation, fold it in five corners, and stick it where the sun don't shine.

Suzanne:

Charlene:

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Suzanne:

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Vanessa:

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This one has already been used. It was the very first post. :eek:

Julia:

This one has already been used. It was the very first post. :eek:

I'm sorry.:( Let me change it then.

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I'm sorry.:( Let me change it then.

That's cool!

Suzanne:

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That's cool!

It has been changed.

Anthony:

Mary Jo: "You know, Allison kind of reminds you of an elf; a mean, vicious little elf."

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Suzanne:

Suzanne Sugarbaker:

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Berniece:

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Bernice:

Carlene:

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Suzanne:

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Julia:

Suzanne: I have better things to do with my time than sitting around waiting for some concubine to fall outta bed. I mean, I could be home watching Green Acres.

Mary Jo: "I know; I always get the blues after the holidays."

Suzanne: "I don't know; I hate men with buck teeth."

Tom: "We live like everyone else, we just don't wear clothes!"

?: "And I thought all men looked alike."

Charlene Frazier Stillfield:
I don't feel anything but deeply ashamed.

Julia Sugarbaker:
[shocked at Charlene's garish sweater and leather mini-skirt] You'd feel less ashamed if you changed outfits.

Lita: "How do you do?"
Vanessa: "I do fine, how do you do?"

Suzanne: "Can you believe that? She's touching the back of his neck and smiling"
Vanessa: "That's okay, if she wanna start trouble with me I got a switchblade"

Anthony & Suzanne:

Julia: "It has been the men who have done the law making and the money making and most of the mischief making. So, if the world isn't quite what you had in mind, you have only yourselves to thank.

Dash:

Julia:

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
[trying to find a dress for the class reunion] Maybe I have gained a little weight. I don't think it's that noticeable. I mean, it's not like I'm going to enter the banquet room followed by a tidal wave. I'll just wear something that, you know, covers everything up.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Well okay, but you've gained a little weight in your face too.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Okay that's it! I don't have to take this. If I wanted to be insulted I could have stayed at home and waited for a crank call! Anyway, you all have certainly made your point. I'll just be going now. That is if you think the streets of Atlanta can stand the strain of *both* me and my Mercedes.

Anthony Bouvier:
Hey Suzanne! You're just the person I'm looking for. How would you like to sign up for a two day food fast?

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
How would you like fat lip?!

Anthony:

Julia: Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed.

Charlene & Suzanne:

Suzanne:

(James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford) "You look so beautiful."
(Annie Potts) "Where do you want to do this: upstairs or downstairs?"
(James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford) "Honey, I thought we would have some wine and music, then a littlle foreplay --"
(Annie Potts) "I was too embarassed to tell you --"
(James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford) "Tell me what?"
(Annie Potts) "I have never had sex with anyone but Ted."
(James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford) "You haven't?"
(Annie Potts) "And I do not know anything about anyone else. I mean, Ted's idea of foreplay was holding me by the feet and saying, "Make a wish.""

I loved Suzanne’s Kakki story. Anybody remember this one?

Julia: Madame, and I use that term loosely, you couldn't find your considerable derriere if you were sitting on it!

Suzanne:

Julia: What exactly are they supposed to do, wait for a wing to fall off and count the rings?

Julia, Charlene & Mary Jo:

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
[trying to find a dress for the class reunion] Maybe I have gained a little weight. I don't think it's that noticeable. I mean, it's not like I'm going to enter the banquet room followed by a tidal wave. I'll just wear something that, you know, covers everything up.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Well okay, but you've gained a little weight in your face too.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Okay that's it! I don't have to take this. If I wanted to be insulted I could have stayed at home and waited for a crank call! Anyway, you all have certainly made your point. I'll just be going now. That is if you think the streets of Atlanta can stand the strain of *both* me and my Mercedes.

Anthony Bouvier:
Hey Suzanne! You're just the person I'm looking for. How would you like to sign up for a two day food fast?

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
How would you like fat lip?!

Julia:

Suzanne: And I'll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin' a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Bernice:

Charlene: We’re talkin’ about a millionaire who spends his weekends with under-privileged kids. I mean, we’re talkin’ about a Phi Beta Kappa from Vanderbilt who still knows why Hee-Haw is funny. I mean, men like that are just not walking the streets.

Suzanne & Anthony:

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
What was that like having a hillbilly Thanksgiving? Did you have turkey?

Charlene Frazier Stillfield:
No, possom!

Suzanne Sugarbaker:
Okay, okay, I was just asking.

Charlene Frazier Stillfield:
You are always just asking. I curse the day I ever told you we had an outhouse.

Suzanne Sugarbaker:

Suzanne:

Anthony:
Julia, excuse me for overhearing, but I just want to add my two cents.

Julia:
[laughs sarcastically] Oh please... I just want to hear from EVERYONE on this topic! Call your friends!

Anthony:
No no, I was just going to say that you can't force yourself to start dating again if it isn't time. I know because there was a time where I wasn't interested in any romantic involvement at all. The whole idea didn't appeal to me, period... no matter who approached me, I just wasn't interested.

Julia:
Really, Anthony. When was that?

Anthony:
That was the day I entered prison.

Bernice:

Kendall:
[Kendall wants the Sugarbakers to plan his funeral] I'm about a quart low on T-cells, which is kind of like standing on the edge of a cliff. So that's why I want to get going on this. Will you do it for me? [the girls look at each other in hesitation] [Kendall] There are a lot of people out there now that don't have anybody. You'd be sending 'em off in style.

Julia Sugarbaker:
When do we start?

Bernice:

Anthony:

Julia Sugarbaker:
[Eldon and Julia are looking at a book of wall paper samples and discussing how important it is to make the selection as the finish deadline approaches] Now, this is the wall paper we would like you to use. I know you said that the other wall paper made you dizzy...

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
[Interrupts Julia] I don't like it.

Julia Sugarbaker:
I beg your pardon?

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
It doesn't have any red, white or blue, and I told you I wanted something that goes with the American flag.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Yes, well, we've been all over that, but we simply cannot decorate around the American flag.

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Why not?

Julia Sugarbaker:
Because no one puts a flagpole in the middle of the room.

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Why not?

Julia Sugarbaker:
Because... it would look... ODD!

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Well, I thought... that the customer... was *always* right.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Well, you... were *mistaken* [drops the book on the ground] That was two weeks, 3 wall papers, 2 floor coverings, 11 sofas, 4 end tables and 16 LAMPS AGO! WE ARE NO LONGER *INTERESTED* IN WHAT THE CUSTOMER THINKS, OR WANTS, AND FURTHERMORE, THERE IS *NOT* GOING TO BE A VIBRATING BED WITH A PAY BOX OR A REVOLVING SCREEN LAMP WITH A CAMP SCENE! NOT AS LONG AS THE NAME *SUGARBAKER* RESTS ON THIS PROJECT! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Bernice:

Charlene Frazier Stillfield:
[defending her novelty lingerie purchases] These are gag gifts.

Julia Sugarbaker:
They certainly make me gag.

Julia: Anthony, don't forget to water all the plants, check the alarm system..

Anthony: Right.

Suzanne: Oh, and don't forget to stop by and take care of Noelle.

Anthony: Suzanne, let me ask you something. In all the times you've gone out of town, have I ever forgotten to feed your pig?

Suzanne: No, but she has kind of a new routine, and I don't want you upsettin' it.

Anthony: What routine?

Suzanne: Well, every night we drive around The Loop with the top down, and then I put the top up and we stop by the Dairy Queen and she gets a Buster Bar and then we go home.

Anthony: I'll feed her, I'll bathe her, I'll even walk her, but I am not taking a pig to the Dairy Queen.

Suzanne: Then I can't go.

Suzanne: Well, if you all excuse me, I'll just be taking the maid's room until this au pair person arrives.

Charlene: Why?

Suzanne: Well, because, you all will be in your room changing clothes and I don't have any clothes, and the men will be in their room and I don't have a man, and the kids will be in their room and I don't have a kid, so I'll just be in the maid's room. I do have a maid.

Mary Jo & Suzanne:

Mary Jo Shively: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.
Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?