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OH Nuts!
07-01-2020, 04:11 PM
Mother Jefferson to Weezie: Marrying you is the best thing my son ever did!
Wawwie
07-07-2020, 03:55 AM
Weezie to Mother Jefferson: I love you like a second mother!
OH Nuts!
07-10-2020, 11:04 AM
(You got that right! You’d NEVER hear that from Weezie.)

Tom: I will not have a FIFTH helping of that pie!
Wawwie
07-12-2020, 06:33 PM
(You got that right! You’d NEVER hear that from Weezie.)

Tom: I will not have a FIFTH helping of that pie!

And you would never hear Tom say: "I'm full." :lol:
OH Nuts!
07-12-2020, 09:56 PM
And you would never hear Tom say: "I'm full." :lol:

Ha! You got that right.

Ralph to George: Here’s a dollar Mr. Jefferson. This one’s on me!
Wawwie
07-12-2020, 11:52 PM
Florence to George: "You're the smartest man I know"!
OH Nuts!
07-13-2020, 11:43 AM
George to Jenny & Lionel = I just love mixed marriages!
Wawwie
07-13-2020, 02:57 PM
Tom Willis to Alan Willis: "I'm so proud of you for joining that commune in New Mexico and I think it's very exciting that you bathe in a river and only eat berries and nuts! Way to go, son"!
MikeLutton
07-14-2020, 12:56 AM
Louies hey george what u say we invite the Bunker family over for dinner some time
OH Nuts!
07-23-2020, 05:04 PM
Florence: Mr. Jefferson, you are the coolest dude ever.
Sal
12-30-2020, 08:39 PM
George singing "White Christmas".
OH Nuts!
12-30-2020, 10:11 PM
George singing "White Christmas".

Ha! Love it!

Mother Jefferson to Louise: No Bloody Mary’s for me—I’m on the wagon!
PracTz
01-08-2021, 02:56 PM
Mother Jefferson: George gets his looks from me but he got his diction and slang from his father!
OH Nuts!
01-08-2021, 03:07 PM
Louise to Mother Jefferson: Go sit on it, you vile old witch.