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Post quotes from the tv show Love, American Style.
Wendy: "Do you think it's funny, watching a woman soaked and sucking vodka from a straw?"
Guy: "Well, when you add the running mascara and the slurpee noise, yeah, it's kinda funny!"
Love and the Phonies: Daphane & Boyd
The between episodes skit players.
Love and a Couple of Couples episode:
Love and a Couple of Couples
Love and the Haunted House:
From Love and the Haunted House:
From Love and the Model Apartment:
Love and the Haunted House:
Some lyrics from the theme song:
"Truer than the red, white and blue-hoo-hoo-HOO!"
The Haunted House episode
Beverly & Walter:
The Haunted Honeymoon episode
Walter:
Mr. Stanton & the mother:
Some more lyrics from the theme song:
"And on a star spangled night, my love
(my love come to me),
You can rest you head on my shoulder.
Out by the dawn's early light, my love
I will defend your right to try."
Love and the Murphy Bed
Sarah & John:
Morey Fields: Seymour wants to know is the script finished?
Joan Landers: Oh, we got all the punctuation, Seymour; now all we got to do is fill in the words.
Love and the Murphy Bed
Irene & John:
Biff Harrison: Listen, do you know that you're bewildering, you got a rotten temper, you're self-centered, you're indulgent, you're melodramatic...
Tippi: Oh sure, sure! Just a minute ago, those were the little imperfections that made me perfect!
Biff Harrison: Well I learned a lot in a minute.
Love And The Nervous Executive
Miss Pruett & Grisdale:
Tippi: Biff, listen, if there's any respect between us at all I think we should at least be civilized.
Biff Harrison: Oh, by all means let's be civilized. Divorce doesn't exist among the apes.
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