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AB
06-09-2020, 04:43 PM
Post quotes from the tv show Love, American Style.

Wendy: "Do you think it's funny, watching a woman soaked and sucking vodka from a straw?"

Guy: "Well, when you add the running mascara and the slurpee noise, yeah, it's kinda funny!"

AB
06-09-2020, 05:01 PM
Love and the Phonies: Daphane & Boyd

AB
06-09-2020, 05:42 PM
The between episodes skit players.

AB
06-10-2020, 02:36 PM
Love and a Couple of Couples episode:

AB
06-10-2020, 03:56 PM
Gary and Aggie:

AB
06-10-2020, 04:23 PM
Love and a Couple of Couples

AB
06-11-2020, 07:35 PM
Aggie & June:

AB
06-20-2020, 07:26 PM
Love and the Haunted House:

AB
07-01-2020, 07:03 PM
Haunted House episode

AB
07-21-2020, 05:15 PM
From Love and the Haunted House:

AB
07-21-2020, 05:26 PM
From Love and the Model Apartment:

AB
11-04-2020, 07:02 PM
Love and the Haunted House:

MA
11-07-2020, 03:40 PM
Some lyrics from the theme song:

"Truer than the red, white and blue-hoo-hoo-HOO!"

AB
12-20-2020, 08:23 PM
The Haunted House episode
Beverly & Walter:

AB
08-14-2021, 06:38 PM
The Haunted Honeymoon episode

Walter:

AB
10-01-2021, 07:18 PM
Mr. Stanton & the mother:

MA
10-04-2021, 08:38 AM
Some more lyrics from the theme song:

"And on a star spangled night, my love
(my love come to me),
You can rest you head on my shoulder.
Out by the dawn's early light, my love
I will defend your right to try."

AB
10-17-2021, 08:14 PM
Love and the Murphy Bed


Sarah & John:

MA
11-23-2021, 01:37 PM
Morey Fields: Seymour wants to know is the script finished?

Joan Landers: Oh, we got all the punctuation, Seymour; now all we got to do is fill in the words.

AB
11-23-2021, 08:00 PM
Love and the Murphy Bed

Irene & John:

MA
11-26-2021, 04:27 PM
Biff Harrison: Listen, do you know that you're bewildering, you got a rotten temper, you're self-centered, you're indulgent, you're melodramatic...
Tippi: Oh sure, sure! Just a minute ago, those were the little imperfections that made me perfect!
Biff Harrison: Well I learned a lot in a minute.

AB
06-21-2022, 07:14 PM
Love And The Nervous Executive


Miss Pruett & Grisdale:

MA
06-29-2022, 11:55 AM
Tippi: Biff, listen, if there's any respect between us at all I think we should at least be civilized.
Biff Harrison: Oh, by all means let's be civilized. Divorce doesn't exist among the apes.