This show starts off where Dark Shadows left off..

Light Shadows
Episode One
Airdate: April 5th 1971

INT. Old House-Drawing Room
[Barnabas is Sitting in a Chair. Julia Enters from Outside, Closes the Door, then Comes to Barnabas]

JULIA: Barnabas, what's been wrong these past few days?
BARNABAS: Ever since we returned...I've been thinking of..Angelique.
JULIA: Barnabas, you must stop thinking about it. It's only going to cause you pain.
BARNABAS: But I can't Julia. I just can't.
JULIA: But you must. Do you want a sedative?
BARNABAS: No Julia, it's alright.
JULIA: Good, because I'm out of sedatives anyway. I need to go to Sedatives R Us later today.
BARNABAS: Why don't you go now? Just let me think in peace.
JULIA: Alright Barnabas...

[Julia Turns to go to the Door. She Looks Back at Barnabas, and then Opens the Door and Leaves]

INT. Collinwood-Kitchen
[Maggie & David are Eating Breakfest]

MAGGIE: After this David we have to work on your studies.
DAVID: [In Distant Voice] Whatever you say Maggie...
MAGGIE: David, are you alright?
DAVID: Yes sweet Maggie I am alright.
MAGGIE: What??
DAVID: Umm nothing....Maggie how old do you need to be to get married??
MAGGIE: Well I think you should be at least 18 unless you get a girl in trouble..umm I didn't say that.
DAVID: Getting a girl in trouble?! You mean like accidently smashing her necklace?
MAGGIE: Umm Yes that's right smashing a necklace?
DAVID: Oh I see. I got Hallie in trouble.
MAGGIE: [Spits Milk Out all over the table] WHAT?!?!
DAVID: I broke her favorite necklace.
MAGGIE: OH! I see now.
DAVID: Why what did you think Maggie?
MAGGIE: Ummm I think I hear your mother calling me..

[Maggie Gets Up from the Table and Leaves]

INT. Old House-Drawing Room
[Barnabas is sitting in his chair. A Knock is Heard at the Door. Barnabas Gets Up and Opens the Door. A Woman Named April May is Standing There]

APRIL: [Spanish Accent] 'ello Senor Collins!
BARNABAS: Who are you?
APRIL: I am April May!
BARNABAS: Is your name April or May?
APRIL: No no it's April May! My first name is April my last name is May!
BARNABAS: Oh I see. Er what do you want? I'm sorry if I seem hostile it's just that I'm going through a great strain right now.
APRIL: But it's nothing that a little April loving can't cure...CUCHIE CUCHIE!
BARNABAS: April who are you and why are you heare?
APRIL: I'm Angelique's sister.
BARNABAS: But she's a-
APRIL: I know but we used to be sisters in crime.
BARNABAS: Well why are you here?
APRIL: Oh she wanted me to tell you that..I don't kno how do you say..she just won a free reincarnation so she'll come soon.
BARNABAS: Really?!
APRIL: Yes Big Boy she be coming soon.
BARNABAS: That's great! I guess you can go now..bye.
APRIL: Wait a moment! I like da pad..I'm gonna be staying here until Angelique comes.
BARNABAS: But..but..oh alright!
APRIL: *Snaps Fingers and the Entire Place is Filling with Retro Colors* Let's get da party started!
BARNABAS: Oh no..oh no...oh no

INT. Collinwood-Drawing Room
[Roger is Pouring Himself a Glass of Sherry. Maggie Enters]

ROGER: Hello Miss Evans.
MAGGIE: Mr. Collins, I want to talk to you about David.
ROGER: What about him?
MAGGIE: I think he has a...umm...crush..on-
ROGER: Hallie?
MAGGIE: No On me.
ROGER: Ah I see. I'll talk to him about it later.
MAGGIE: Alright.

EXT. Strip Club
[Quentin and Willie Are Standing Outside]

WILLIE: Hey Quentin we've gotten everything that Maggie needed..why don't we go in?
QUENTIN: Well I guess..just for a peek...
WILLIE: K Let's go in then..see what Collinsport has to offer *Laughs*
QUENTIN: *Laughs*

[Quentin & Willie Enter. Camera Focuses on Sign that Says "Senior Strip Night"]

INT. Strip Club
[Quentin and Willie Enter. They See an Old Woman Who Seems Familiar on the Stage. She has Just Come Out]

QUENTIN: Willie does that woman seem familiar?
WILLIE: I don't know but let's leave this is senior strip! Ew
QUENTIN: Willie not until I figure out who she---ELIZABETH!
ELIZABETH: [From Platform] QUENTIN!
QUENTIN: OH MY GOD!!!!

[Quentin and Willie Leave]

ELIZABETH: Oh no! *Elizabeth Gets Down and Runs through a Door to a Dressing Room]
THE END

starring
JOAN BENNETT
as
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard

also starring
JONATHAN FRID
as
Barnabas Collins

Dr. Julia Hoffman......
GRAYSON HALL

Roger Collins........
LOUIS EDMONDS

Quentin Collins...
DAVID SELBY

Willie Loomis....
JOHN KARLEN

Maggie Evans....
KATHRYN LEIGH SCOTT

David Collins....
DAVID HENESY

April May.....
CHARO

Thats wos GRAND. :D

"Light Shadows"
Episode Two
Airdate: April 6th 1971

INT. Collinwood-Foyer
[Elizabeth Stands Staring at the portrait of Barnabas. Carolyn Enters]

ELIZABETH: Que-oh it's you Carolyn.
CAROLYN: Who did you think it was? I was just outside walking.
ELIZABETH: Oh..well I thought it might be Quentin.
CAROLYN: Isn't Quentin in his room or eating breakfast?
ELIZABETH: No....[underbreath] And I'm happy about that.
CAROLYN: What did you say?
ELIZABETH: Umm..'I think I'm getting fat'...yes that's what I said!
CAROLYN: You're not getting fat mother stop being harder on yourself then you should.
ELIZABETH: Why don't you go into the kitchen to get some breakfast from Mrs. Johnson.
CAROLYN: Alright.

[Carolyn Exits. Quentin Comes Down the Foyer]

ELIZABETH: [Organ Music Plays] QUENTIN! I can explain!
QUENTIN: So it was you..why? Why? Why?
ELIZABETH: Quentin, you don't know who this is, but there was a man named Jason McGuire who was very bad. He came back to Collinsport in 1967, and blackmailed me into marrying him. Well he would take me to Big Mama's Place and he would spend a lot of money there...we went there at LEAST 40 or 50 times and he never payed the money off. I didn't want to pay off the money he owed by paying them--it would cost a lot of money and I didn't want people knowing I had been there--
QUENTIN: Wouldn't people have seen you?
ELIZABETH: No when I went there I put on a blonde wig and said I was Marilyn Monroe.
QUENTIN: Oh.
ELIZABETH: So well they recently called and they said I could re-pay them by doing a gig there for two weeks....I put on a lot of makeup and well yesterday was my last night there and I guess I was so happy that I forgot to put enough makeup on..Do you believe me?
QUENTIN: Well....I guess.
ELIZABETH: Thank you for understanding Quentin.

INT. Old House-Drawing Room
[April & Barnabas are Dancing. Witchs & Warlocks are Now Also there Dancing]

APRIL: Esn't this a GEREAT party?
BARNABAS: No.
APRIL: Well that's nothing a lil CUCHI CUCHI can't cure!

[A Witch and a Warlock Come Up to them]

APRIL: Barnabee-
BARNABAS: It's Barnabas.
APRIL: Smush up you yo yo I'm talkin' 'ere! Dis is Caleb and Steffiana Crist.
CALEB: Hey dude.
APRIL: They're surfer duds-
STEFFIANA: Dudes
APRIL: Sufer duds from California who happen to be a very famous surfing team who are of course a witch and a warlock.
CALEB: Like yea dude.

[The Door Opens. Julia Enters]

APRIL: You didn't tell me your mother lives with you! Hello Mrs. Collins.
JULIA: I am not his mother.
APRIL: Well you look too young to be a grandmother.
JULIA: I'm his FRIEND.
APRIL: [Looks at Julia and then Looks at Barnabas] OOOO! Is something heating up in this room?
JULIA: It's purely platonic.
APRIL: Suuuuurrrreee that's what they all say! [Snaps Fingers and Fan Appears] It be getting hot in here!
BARNABAS: Er April hush for a moment.
APRIL: Whatever you say big boy.
BARNABAS: Julia this is a friend of Angelique's named April May. April this is Dr. Julia Hoffman.
APRIL: You a doctor? Well can you tell me what is wrong with my back it's killing me.
JULIA: Uh later April...Barnabas can I talk to you for a moment.
BARNABAS: Alright.
JULIA: [Looks at April] Can you leave the room for a moment?
APRIL: Okie Doke

[April Leaves the Room]

JULIA: What is she doing here?
BARNABAS: Julia, Angelique is coming back!
JULIA: What?
BARNABAS: April told me she's going to be reincarnated and come back.
JULIA: Why isn't April leaving?
BARNABS: She will when Angelique comes back.
JULIA: Alright.

INT. Collinwood-Maggie's Room
[Maggie is Sitting Down on her Bed with a Guitar]

MAGGIE: [Singing] Spooky places. Spooky towns. Spooky allies. Spooky frowns. Spooky is my life. Spooky ooky ooky. Sppoookkkkk....aaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

[David Enters]

DAVID: What was that?!
MAGGIE: Oh hi David. I've picked up country singing.
DAVID: You have?
MAGGIE: Yes David.
DAVID: Woah. I have a singing, smart, waitress for a governess.
MAGGIE: [Laughs] Oh David!
DAVID: Maggie I want to give you a gift.
MAGGIE: Awww David I can't accept a gift from you.
DAVID: But I want to give it to you!
MAGGIE: Dav-oh alright.

[David Takes Out a Necklace and Gives it to Maggie]

MAGGIE: David! I can't accept this!
DAVID: Why not?
MAGGIE: Because this looks to expense for a 13 year old-
DAVID: 14 in a few months.
MAGGIE: a 13 year old who's going to turn 14 soon to give to his governess.
DAVID: But your more then a governess to me-
MAGGIE: David take it back. Take the necklace back. David...this is just a puppy love thing for you. David, I'm sorry to say this to you, but you should be trying to give these things to people your own age.
DAVID: You just hate me!!

[David Runs Out]

MAGGIE: Oh I wish he would understand...[Picks Up the Guitar and Starts Playing] I got the blues....the child-in-love with his governess blues. Bluuuuuuuuueeeeeeeesssssssss I got them...

Int. COLLINWOOD-Drawing Room
[Elizabeth is Sitting on the Couch Thingy, Staring ahead of her]

ELIZABETH: [Thinking] You know Liz, there should be a TV there. I mean we have thousands and thousands of dollars, yet we can't even get a nice color TV set. I'm bored to death in this hole....Hymph I want to watch a quality program like "My Mother the Car" or "Gilligan's Island" but nooo we don't have a TV.Hymph!

[Roger Enters]

ROGER: Hi Liz.
ELIZABETH: Roger, can you get the mail?
ROGER: I already have Liz.
ELIZABETH: Is there any for me?
ROGER: Let's see..[Looks Through Mail and Reading what the envelope says] You May have won $1000000, did you know there are termites all oevr the place, Victoria Winters--
ELIZABETH: Victoria Winters?!
ROGER: Yes.
ELIZABETH: Give me that letter Roger.
ROGER: Alright Liz. [Hands Liz the Letter]
ELIZABETH: [Tears Letter Open and Starts Reading] "Dear Mrs. Stoddard: Hello, it's me, Victoria Winters. I'm returning from 1796 because, well, Peter is a major pain. He keeps grabing his head at every moment and yells at me all the time. I am already back in your time--1971. I'm currently in Las Vegas gambeling. Your friend, Victoria Winters"
THE END

starring
JOAN BENNETT
as
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard

also starring
JONATHAN FRID
as
Barnabas Collins

Dr. Julia Hoffman....
GRAYSON HALL

Roger Collins..........
LOUIS EDMONDS

Quentin Collins....
DAVID SELBY

Carolyn Stoddard Hawkes.....
NANCY BARRETT

Maggie Evans......
KATHRYN LEIGH SCOTT

David Collins......
DAVID HENESY

April May.....
CHARO

Steffiana Crist........
SALLY FIELD

Caleb Crist..............
MARTIN MILNER