Post some quotes/lines from the show Broke.

Javier:

Elizaberh/Liz:

Jackie:

Jackie: I already have one child, I don't need two more. If you guys are gonna live here, you're gonna have to contribute.
Elizabeth: [chuckling with Javier] And where do you think we're gonna get the money to do that?
Jackie: Get jobs!

Elizabeth/Liz:

Elizabeth: Jackie, talking about money is like paying income tax. It's not something rich people do.

Elizabeth & Jackie:

Elizabeth:

Jackie & Elizabeth:

Sammy: Who is it?

Jackie: It's your Aunt Elizabeth and Uncle Javier.

Sammy: Oh, you mean Aunt Hoity and Uncle Toity.

Jackie & Luis:

Luis & Jackie:

Luis: Let me clarify: Javier is an amazing artist but he's never been great at painting hands, hence the modesty birds.

Luis:

Javier: Mi vida, I have a great plan to combine the defense of the Brazilian national team Joga Bonito with the offense of Real Madrid, and it will work as long as I can get Jasper to stop chasing butterflies.

Luis:

Elizabeth: Dancing around things is how wealthy people discuss all uncomfortable topics. The key is to be indirect.

Javier: So for instance, if a friend had plastic surgery, we would never just ask them.

Elizabeth: Right, you would say something like, your face looks amazing! Have you been working out?

Liz & Jackie:

Luis: Well, you know Javier has a way with words, by which I mean the kids have no idea what he's talking about.

Jackie: Javi's so great with Sammy. Why can't he just be that guy with the team?

Elizabeth: It's weird but when it comes to soccer, Javi just turns into some sort of incomprehensible Latin beat poet.

Luis:

Elizabeth: Wait - what the hell are we doing?

Luis: Are we talking nice about our fathers?

Elizabeth: This wine's making us soft! I am not ready to let him off the hook!

Luis: Well, I am not ready to stop drinking, so let's just power through this!

Nick & Liz:

Javier: I don't need you looking out for me, Luis. I am not a child! I'm a grown man with child-like wonder.

Jackie & Javier:

Javier: Mi Corazon, why don't you join us downstairs?

Elizabeth: Oh, I'd love to, but I'm currently upstairs.

Elizabeth/Liz:

Jackie: Hey, you wanna play pool?

Luis: Sure, but I should warn you: I'm an excellent pool player.

Jackie: Then I should warn you: I cheat.

Jackie:

Jackie: God has nothing to do with sports!

Luis: Agreed! The only person you're ever competing against is yourself. Ignore the pain. Look ahead and give it everything you've got. Luke, 11:15.

Javier: I'm not familiar with that Bible passage.

Luis: Oh, it's not from the Bible. My spin instructor, Luke said that at his 11:15 class.

Jackie & Don Dominguez:

Javier: Well, God does not have favorites, but God does have a sweet spot for Mexicans. How else can you explain that we ended up with the best music and the best food?

Luis: [in Spanish] And the best hair.

Javier: [in Spanish] And the best movie directors, but we shouldn't brag.

Jackie & Luis:

Elizabeth: What's everybody doing up?

Jackie: It's one o'clock in the afternoon.

Elizabeth: Oh, I hate when I wake up before my alarm!

Elizabeth:

Jackie:

Elizabeth: Fighting is always the last resort you go to. Like a Sandals resort in the Bahamas.

Liz & Jackie:

Ramona: Betting against this team every week just got a little more interesting... and a lot more sexy!

Elizabeth: That's my husband.

Ramona: For now.

Javier:

Elizabeth: Dancing around things is how wealthy people discuss all uncomfortable topics. The key is to be indirect.

Javier: So for instance, if a friend had plastic surgery, we would never just ask them.

Elizabeth: Right, you would say something like, your face looks amazing! Have you been working out?