What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."

What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

But I think the real Molly Parker would have been more kind. Molly Ringwald might have been ticked, but Molly Parker wouldn't have been a jerk on screen... except maybe to the frizz-head. :lol:

I also doubt that Molly Parker would have ever called other women "bitches". It just doesn't seem like something a feminist woman would want to do.

What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."


:brent:brent:brent:brent:brent:brent (i especially like the one with CINDY)

What would Molly's lines be if she had appeared The Big Chill?

Here is how I imagine it.

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".

To Blair: "Blair, I see that you are still being a galley slave. In those years since I have left Eastland, I've lived in Paris and Greece and here you are still living with your Eastland schoolmates as you are about ready to enter law school. That is so pathetic."

To Cindy: "What happened to my tomboy BFF at Eastland? You have now become a flesh parade sheep for men to drew over. I want my old Cindy back."

To Nancy O: "Wow, Roger is really real and not your George Glass."

To Tootie: "Thank you for taking my bow haircut when I left Eastland for greener pastures."

To Natalie: "I always thought that you were the mean girl in the dorm and was not very nice."

To Jo: "Jo, I know I never spoke a single word to you and froze you out like you never existed at Eastland with those awkward glares, but I felt you some of my friends and moved the others to a different dorm. We were quite of a team the year before you arrived. Oh, you had to be there."

"Where is Mrs. Garrett? My mother baked her a banana cream pie. I was going to drop it off, but I will take it with me now."

"Bye, bye."

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!

Molly: "Good afternoon, bitches. I decided to stop by and see how you are all doing. I can't stay long because I am, as you know, busy, very busy".


Why can I picture this so vividly? :brent

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!


You're right: they forgot SUE ANN and so did i!:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!

Right? After she tried to help her parents reunite???? RUUUUDE!!!!!! :mad:

Right? After she tried to help her parents reunite???? RUUUUDE!!!!!! :mad:


SUE ANN wasn't the one who helped MOLLY reunite her parents: i just remember it was NAT! (when she told her own story on how she got her parents together when she was sick):nonono::nonono::nonono:

But valentina, it was Sue Ann who kicked the "plan" in gear. ;)

Does she really say nothing to Sue Ann?!

Sue Ann: "I hope that you still not starving yourself for a man you never met.".

Sue Ann: "I hope that you still not starving yourself for a man you never met.".


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SUE ANN wasn't the one who helped MOLLY reunite her parents: i just remember it was NAT! (when she told her own story on how she got her parents together when she was sick):nonono::nonono::nonono:

Uh no, Sue Ann was the one who set everything in motion and encouraged Molly to do it. Nat just told the story. Maybe it's time for you to rewatch! :tv:

Uh no, Sue Ann was the one who set everything in motion and encouraged Molly to do it. Nat just told the story. Maybe it's time for you to rewatch! :tv:


I know, and i intend to do that as soon as i complete watching the rest of the seasons: i'm on season 4 just now in the morning, and season 7 at night!:wave::wave::wave:

:so:so:so

She would have shown up with her ukulele, sang a song, and announced that she was finally finished with puberty.

She would have shown up with her ukulele, sang a song, and announced that she was finally finished with puberty.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

There was some story of Gary from the Howard Stern who saw Molly and her stuck up friends standing in vomit, but she would not listen to him because she thought he was an autograph hound....LOL

Wow lol puke:

There was some story of Gary from the Howard Stern who saw Molly and her stuck up friends standing in vomit, but she would not listen to him because she thought he was an autograph hound....LOL

Tell me more, please. Why were they standing in vomit? :lol:

Tell me more, please. Why were they standing in vomit? :lol:

That's about all I know. :lol: