Sailor #1: "If this keeps up, we'll have to build a larger hospital."

Admiral Harris: "... the navy has a Nast name for that: malingering."

Happy: "We were only tryin' to amuse the shut-in."

Sailor #2: "Please, Captain, the doc said I was to have absolute quiet."

Parker: "Well, that's one way to get rid of a toothache."

Sailor #3: "Oh, great. Doc Frisby's the only jawbreaker around!"

Lt. Frisby: "... I'm the one who does the pulling around here; I'm the dentist."

Lt. Frisby: "Developed or not, here I go."

McHale: "Oh, he sure must have deep roots."

Nurse Molly Turner : I thought you were the 'tiger of the pacific.'
Lieut. Comdr. Quinton McHale : No, I'm a "chicken-livered sissy. Quinton McHale"