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OH Nuts!
05-05-2020, 06:35 PM
Alice’s mother to Ralph: you’re the greatest. I’m so glad Alice married you.

ThisLittlePiggy
05-06-2020, 03:22 PM
Ralph to Alice: To Mars with you!

OH Nuts!
05-07-2020, 01:13 AM
Ralph: I’m not hungry!

ThisLittlePiggy
05-08-2020, 03:28 PM
Alice to Ralph: Would you eat something before you waste away?!

OH Nuts!
05-09-2020, 01:28 AM
Ralph: I’ve got a SMAAAALL mouth! Lol

ThisLittlePiggy
05-10-2020, 02:37 PM
Ralph: No, you are NOT a blabbermouth. I would never even think such a thing of you.

OH Nuts!
05-10-2020, 06:47 PM
Ralph to Alice’s Mother: Baby, you’re the greatest.

ThisLittlePiggy
05-11-2020, 12:45 PM
Alice: Straight to the moon, Trixie!

OH Nuts!
05-11-2020, 04:09 PM
Trixie to Ralph: Ralph you look so thin. You need to eat more.

MikeLutton
05-11-2020, 04:25 PM
ralph hey alice let's move in with your mother what u say

ThisLittlePiggy
05-12-2020, 09:27 AM
Alice's mother: My son-in-law is the most polite and tender man I've ever met!

OH Nuts!
05-12-2020, 09:40 AM
Alice to Ralph: I love your crazy hair-brained schemes

ThisLittlePiggy
05-13-2020, 09:06 AM
Ralph to Norton - You smell greeeeeeeeeeeat!