So now that most of us are hunkered down with little to do due to the COVID-19 pandemic going around, let's make a game of it:

Name a song with words about health, sickness, doctors, or medicine or medical procedures in the title, if that's not too broad a description.

Here are a few for starters:

Metal Health --by Quiet Riot

Somebody Get Me a Doctor --by Van Halen.

I Want a New Drug-Huey Lewis
Hospital-Counting Crows
Doctor! Doctor!-The Thompson Twins

Calling Dr. Love - KISS

Doctor My Eyes - Jackson Browne
Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi
The Pill - Loretta Lynn

Hanging on a Heart Attack by Device

I Need A Doctor - Dr. Dre with Eminem and Skylar Grey

I don't need no doctor - Humble pie

Heart Attack - Olivia Newton-John
Earache My Eye - Cheech And Chong
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus

Doctors orders - Carol Douglas

Bad Case Of Lovin' You by Robert Palmer.

Ed.

King of Pain - The Police
Sheer Heart Attack - Queen

Love Sick - Bob Dylan

The stroke - Billy Squier

One good thing about all forms of extreme metal is that you are never at a loss for titles resembling terms from a medical textbook.

Case in point:

Empathological Necrotism --by Carcass.

Genetic Reconstruction --by Death.

Stereotaxic Atrocities --by Tourniquet.

Cloning Technology --by Fear Factory.

Love Hangover - Diana Ross

Is this one OK ? Kind of a stretch , but a hangover can make you feel pretty sick !:p

Love Hangover - Diana Ross

Is this one OK ? Kind of a stretch , but a hangover can make you feel pretty sick !:p

I think it’s okay.

Sick As A Dog - Aerosmith

"Don't Call Me No Doctor"-my late beautiful precious Steve Sanders of the Oak Ridge Boys during his earlier days in 1974 with an act named Pyramid

God bless you and his family always!!!

Holly

Cancer by My Chemical Romance

Crash Course In Brain Surgery --by Budgie, more famously covered by Metallica.

Love Hangover - Diana Ross

Is this one OK ? Kind of a stretch , but a hangover can make you feel pretty sick !:p
And a love hangover can make you feel REALLY sick!! This one works!

Chemo Hero by Dolly Parton

Disease - Dokken

Pancreas by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

It's meant to be funny but in the song Weird Al does give an accurate description of the pancreas and its functions.

Ed.

Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins

Industrial Disease --by Dire Straits.

Doctor Rey, by the Katydids.

Cardiac Arrest - Madness

Intensive Care, by Peter and the Test Tube Babies.

Sick For the Cure - Cinderella

Rockin' Pneumonia / Boogie Woogie Flu - Johnny Rivers

Virus by Bjork

Touch Me, I'm Sick --by Mudhoney.

The Fever by Bruce Springsteen

Don't Let Us Get Sick - Warren Zevon

The Toxic Waltz --by Exodus.

Like a Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic

The H.I.V. Song - Ween

Don’t Give a Dose to the One you Love Most - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) by Randy Hanzlick.

Ed.

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated, Quick Dissolvin', Fast Actin', Pleasant Tastin' Green And Purple Pills - Ray Stevens

A Headache Tomorrow (Or a Heartache Tonight) - Mickey Gilley

Migraine - Twenty One Pilots

Fever of Love by Sweet

Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) by Ween

"Fever Blind"-my late beautiful precious Billy Joe Royal

God bless you and those who have loved him longer than me always!!!

Holly

Pull the Plug --by Death.

Fever - Peggy Lee

Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth) --by Metallica.

Another example of the twisted humor of extreme metal:

Regurgitation Of Giblets --by Carcass. puke: :lol:

Which sounds like something a veterinarian should look over involving canned Little Friskies.

Anxiety - Julia Michaels

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated, Quick Dissolvin', Fast Actin', Pleasant Tastin' Green And Purple Pills - Ray Stevens



I wonder how they got that title to fit on a record?

Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent

For an Alka-Seltzer TV Commercial

Poison Ivy - The Coasters

Pill For the Kill - Metal Church

Sleep Walk - Santo & Johnny (probably a better title than Somnambulisming)

Pneumonia - Bjork

Painkiller- Judas Priest

New Disease --by Spineshank.

Doctor To My Disease - Jethro Tull

Calling Dr. Love by KISS
Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue
Sick of You by Weird Al Yankovic
The Ten Commandments of Health- Sesame Street song
Patients by ApologetiX
Hospital Flowers by Owl City
Operation by Relient K

T.B. Blues - Jimmie Rodgers

I'm Your Doctor - The Doors

Apopheniac --by Vader

Myxomatosis”—Radiohead

Miracle Cure - The Who

Dizzy - Tommy Roe

Spiritual Healing --by Death.

Inject the Venom - AC/DC

Dr. Beat by Miami Sound Machine

Chemo Limo - Regina Spektor

Prozac Nation - Dokken

Angst in My Pants - Sparks

Head Injury by Soundgarden

Myxomatosis (Judge, Jury & Executioner) - Radiohead

The Doctor - Cheap Trick

Shake the Disease by Depeche Mode

Jackson Browne's "Doctor My Eyes"

Scalpel - Alice in Chains

Black Lung Heartache — Joe Bonamassa

Health-related in more ways than one.

I Like Bananas, Because They Have No Bones - Hoosier Hot Shots

Medicine Man - Whitesnake

Not sure if this song has been taken yet:

Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In --by Kenny Rogers and The First Edition.

Dr. Robert by The Beatles

I'm So Tired - The Beatles

Doctor Wu - Steely Dan

Heatstrokes - Krokus

Doctor Love = First Choice

Somebody Get Me A Doctor = Van Halen

Food For Disease - Ulcer (metal band)

Poison Was the Cure --by Megadeth.

Medicine Man --by Pantera.

Nervous Shakedown --by AC/DC.

Doctor Doctor --by UFO.

Green Disease by Pearl Jam

Bleeding Heart Disease by NOFX

My Friend the Witch Doctor --by Alvin & The Chipmunks.

Ooh Ee Ooh Ah Ah, Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

The Damage in Your Heart - Weezer

Doctor Man - Livingston Taylor

The Doctor - The Doobie Brothers

Doctor Love - First Choice

Pain & Pleasure - Judas Priest

Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen

Aspirin Damage - Alice Cooper

The Jack - AC/DC

Medicine Man - Whitesnake

Stitches - Shawn Mendes

Pandemic - Accept

National Health - The Kinks

The Bitter Pill - Warrant

Pills - Bo Diddley

Die Hard the Hunter - Def Leppard

Down With The Sickness - Disturbed

Luv Sick - Ratt

Pill For the Kill - Metal Church

98.6 - Keith

Dr. Livingstone I Presume - The Moody Blues