TMC
04-25-2020, 10:31 PM
That stupid voice one? Or man hands (https://www.yourtango.com/2014206963/love-advice-jerry-seinfeld-10-best-breakup-excuses)?
Also:
Jerry's parents liking Ellen (https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Ellen) and him concluding that (like George & Kramer said) she's a loser.
Eating her peas (https://screenrant.com/seinfeld-craziest-reasons-characters-broke-up-with-people/) one at a time (considering George (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-costanza-breakup_n_5773554?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANqqxEPe15IGBTM0xy6XOk0jW5sYHxahnmlKY8pZKVDhgp9u3Mw9KjF-t1v67w-ocRm6M2naRKBm78kGY-Uda4S0fUJP1KC-a2YvxrcII6bQOBW55wYiUjH5YRg_0QxY9A1_dAQHlGDex1WKYjrU5ORff6SpyNXyV-aK8vu4Szuu) got engaged in the same episode after they made a pact), but scooping corn nibblets.
The girl with the Elmer Fudd laugh
Dumping a girl in favor of the "Hellloooooo!" gag
KV8pNfeAGVc
Ranking Jerry’s Most Ridiculous Break-Ups On ‘Seinfeld’ (https://uproxx.com/tv/seinfeld-ridiculous-break-ups/)
Seinfeld: 10 Hilarious Reasons Why Jerry Broke Up With His Girlfriends (https://screenrant.com/seinfeld-jerry-girlfriends-hilarious-breakup-reasons/)
10 Seinfeld Break-Up Reasons That Would Never Happen In Real Life (https://www.therichest.com/entertainment/10-reasons-for-breaking-up-with-someone-on-seinfeld-that-would-never-happen-in-real-life/)
Guess Why Jerry's Relationships With These Women Imploded On Seinfeld (https://www.cinemablend.com/television/Guess-Why-Jerry-Relationships-With-Women-Imploded-Seinfeld-72749.html)
Also:
Jerry's parents liking Ellen (https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Ellen) and him concluding that (like George & Kramer said) she's a loser.
Eating her peas (https://screenrant.com/seinfeld-craziest-reasons-characters-broke-up-with-people/) one at a time (considering George (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/george-costanza-breakup_n_5773554?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAANqqxEPe15IGBTM0xy6XOk0jW5sYHxahnmlKY8pZKVDhgp9u3Mw9KjF-t1v67w-ocRm6M2naRKBm78kGY-Uda4S0fUJP1KC-a2YvxrcII6bQOBW55wYiUjH5YRg_0QxY9A1_dAQHlGDex1WKYjrU5ORff6SpyNXyV-aK8vu4Szuu) got engaged in the same episode after they made a pact), but scooping corn nibblets.
The girl with the Elmer Fudd laugh
Dumping a girl in favor of the "Hellloooooo!" gag
KV8pNfeAGVc
Ranking Jerry’s Most Ridiculous Break-Ups On ‘Seinfeld’ (https://uproxx.com/tv/seinfeld-ridiculous-break-ups/)
Seinfeld: 10 Hilarious Reasons Why Jerry Broke Up With His Girlfriends (https://screenrant.com/seinfeld-jerry-girlfriends-hilarious-breakup-reasons/)
10 Seinfeld Break-Up Reasons That Would Never Happen In Real Life (https://www.therichest.com/entertainment/10-reasons-for-breaking-up-with-someone-on-seinfeld-that-would-never-happen-in-real-life/)
Guess Why Jerry's Relationships With These Women Imploded On Seinfeld (https://www.cinemablend.com/television/Guess-Why-Jerry-Relationships-With-Women-Imploded-Seinfeld-72749.html)