View Full Version : Ralph & Ed meet the the Will & Grace characters:


Frank Gannucci
04-20-2020, 09:07 AM
(Ralph & Ed are on the bus with Ralph driving.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, I see that you are stopping at the Grace Adler Designs Building. I wonder if those four people are getting on the bus."

Ralph: "I hope so."

(The characters from Will & Grace enter. Their names are Will, Grace, Jack and Karen. Crowd applauds.)

Karen: "Goodness gracious. The people who designed this bus have very bad taste."

Grace: "Karen, be nice."

Ed: "After all, Ralph-ie boy here was reponsible for designing this bus. According to his wife, she says it looks like early Halloween."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Jack: "You know any gay nightclubs?"

Ed: "Oh yeah. Every nightclub around here is gay."

Ralph: "Norton, you stupid stupe. They enjoy the company of..."

(Ralph realizes what he is about to say.)

Ralph: "...huminahumina. Huminahumina."

Will: "It's okay. We are homos. We enjoy the company of men."

Ed: "Oh."

Will: "Me and Grace live together. She is expecting a baby and so am I through different partners. I am a lawyer."

Karen: "I work as her assistnat by doing very little work and I now manage a minor-league baseball team.

Jack: "I am a very talented actor."

Will: "You ARE? Your one man shows don't have crowds."

Grace: "I am a designer but I am entering into political office."

Ralph: "That is great."

(Karen starts to drink her cocktail.

Ed: "I work in the sewer."

(Karen does a spittake.)

Jack: "Fortunately, thanks to Ellen Degeneres, people are more open about their sexuality than before and are less likely to be bullied about it. People are becoming stars.."

Ralph: "I agree."

(They all sing a song about being a star and do not be a bully.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Auidience cheers.)

Jackie: "Time to introduce the cast. First the guy who played Will. Eric McCormorick."

(Audience cheers as Eric walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "The youg lady who played Grace. Debra Messing."

(Audience cheers as Debra Messing and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "Oooooh, she's the good one. The guy who played Jack. Not me. Hahahaha. Sean Hayes."

(Audience cheers as Sean walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "The young lady who played Karen. Megan Mullaly."

(Audience cheers as Megan and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers as Art walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST in the world. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)