Frank Gannucci
04-20-2020, 09:07 AM
(Ralph & Ed are on the bus with Ralph driving.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, I see that you are stopping at the Grace Adler Designs Building. I wonder if those four people are getting on the bus."
Ralph: "I hope so."
(The characters from Will & Grace enter. Their names are Will, Grace, Jack and Karen. Crowd applauds.)
Karen: "Goodness gracious. The people who designed this bus have very bad taste."
Grace: "Karen, be nice."
Ed: "After all, Ralph-ie boy here was reponsible for designing this bus. According to his wife, she says it looks like early Halloween."
(Ralph elbows Ed.)
Jack: "You know any gay nightclubs?"
Ed: "Oh yeah. Every nightclub around here is gay."
Ralph: "Norton, you stupid stupe. They enjoy the company of..."
(Ralph realizes what he is about to say.)
Ralph: "...huminahumina. Huminahumina."
Will: "It's okay. We are homos. We enjoy the company of men."
Ed: "Oh."
Will: "Me and Grace live together. She is expecting a baby and so am I through different partners. I am a lawyer."
Karen: "I work as her assistnat by doing very little work and I now manage a minor-league baseball team.
Jack: "I am a very talented actor."
Will: "You ARE? Your one man shows don't have crowds."
Grace: "I am a designer but I am entering into political office."
Ralph: "That is great."
(Karen starts to drink her cocktail.
Ed: "I work in the sewer."
(Karen does a spittake.)
Jack: "Fortunately, thanks to Ellen Degeneres, people are more open about their sexuality than before and are less likely to be bullied about it. People are becoming stars.."
Ralph: "I agree."
(They all sing a song about being a star and do not be a bully.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "How sweet it is."
(Auidience cheers.)
Jackie: "Time to introduce the cast. First the guy who played Will. Eric McCormorick."
(Audience cheers as Eric walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "The youg lady who played Grace. Debra Messing."
(Audience cheers as Debra Messing and shakes Jack's hand.)
Jackie: "Oooooh, she's the good one. The guy who played Jack. Not me. Hahahaha. Sean Hayes."
(Audience cheers as Sean walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "The young lady who played Karen. Megan Mullaly."
(Audience cheers as Megan and shakes Jack's hand.)
Jackie: "Art Carney."
(Audience cheers as Art walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST in the world. GOOD NIGHT."
(Audience cheers.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, I see that you are stopping at the Grace Adler Designs Building. I wonder if those four people are getting on the bus."
Ralph: "I hope so."
(The characters from Will & Grace enter. Their names are Will, Grace, Jack and Karen. Crowd applauds.)
Karen: "Goodness gracious. The people who designed this bus have very bad taste."
Grace: "Karen, be nice."
Ed: "After all, Ralph-ie boy here was reponsible for designing this bus. According to his wife, she says it looks like early Halloween."
(Ralph elbows Ed.)
Jack: "You know any gay nightclubs?"
Ed: "Oh yeah. Every nightclub around here is gay."
Ralph: "Norton, you stupid stupe. They enjoy the company of..."
(Ralph realizes what he is about to say.)
Ralph: "...huminahumina. Huminahumina."
Will: "It's okay. We are homos. We enjoy the company of men."
Ed: "Oh."
Will: "Me and Grace live together. She is expecting a baby and so am I through different partners. I am a lawyer."
Karen: "I work as her assistnat by doing very little work and I now manage a minor-league baseball team.
Jack: "I am a very talented actor."
Will: "You ARE? Your one man shows don't have crowds."
Grace: "I am a designer but I am entering into political office."
Ralph: "That is great."
(Karen starts to drink her cocktail.
Ed: "I work in the sewer."
(Karen does a spittake.)
Jack: "Fortunately, thanks to Ellen Degeneres, people are more open about their sexuality than before and are less likely to be bullied about it. People are becoming stars.."
Ralph: "I agree."
(They all sing a song about being a star and do not be a bully.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "How sweet it is."
(Auidience cheers.)
Jackie: "Time to introduce the cast. First the guy who played Will. Eric McCormorick."
(Audience cheers as Eric walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "The youg lady who played Grace. Debra Messing."
(Audience cheers as Debra Messing and shakes Jack's hand.)
Jackie: "Oooooh, she's the good one. The guy who played Jack. Not me. Hahahaha. Sean Hayes."
(Audience cheers as Sean walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "The young lady who played Karen. Megan Mullaly."
(Audience cheers as Megan and shakes Jack's hand.)
Jackie: "Art Carney."
(Audience cheers as Art walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST in the world. GOOD NIGHT."
(Audience cheers.)