Frank Gannucci
04-08-2020, 08:07 AM
Honeymooners TV Schedule (4/18-4/26):
Too see the previous schedule, click here
https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=390058
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):
Sat. April 18, 2020 9p #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.
9:30p #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
11p #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.
11:30p #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.
Sat. April 25, 2020 9p #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
9:30p (also Sun. April 19, 2020 at 10p on MeTV & MeTV HD) #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"
11p #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."
11:30p #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.
(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):
(CC?):
This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact they may want to show other shows.
Mon. April 13, 2020 11p #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.
Tue. April 14, 2020 11p #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.
Wed. April 15, 2020 11p #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.
Thu. April 16, 2020 11p #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.
Fri. April 17, 2020 11p #??? "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.
Mon. April 20, 2020 11p #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.
Tue. April 21, 2020 11p #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.
Wed. April 22, 2020 11p #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.
Thu. April 23, 2020 11p #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.
Fri. April 24, 2020 11p #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.
(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)
This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.
Sun. April 26, 2020 10p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.
*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
Too see the previous schedule, click here
https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=390058
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):
Sat. April 18, 2020 9p #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.
9:30p #005 (aka #113) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
11p #009 (aka #117) - "Brother Ralph": A layoff at the bus company prompts Ralph and Alice to add up their total savings from all of their accounts ($12.83). That's reason enough for Alice to get a job, leaving Ralph to take care of the cooking and cleaning. But Ralph becomes really steamed after he discovers that her boss looks like a matinee idol---and that Alice told him that Ralph is her brother.
11:30p #010 (aka #118) - "Hello Mom": Ralph and Alice Kramden (Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows) squabble over the impending arrival of Ralph's mother-in-law in this classic, and ultimately touching, episode. The king is told that his castle is soon to be invaded by Alice's mom. Ralph painfully remembers how his mother-in-law said at his wedding, "I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton," and refuses to let her visit. But when Alice stands up to him and insists her mother's coming, Ralph decides to move in with the Nortons until the visit's over. Humor and poignancy meet in a conclusion that once again shows Alice, who sees beyond Ralph's insecurities, to be the bigger person.
Sat. April 25, 2020 9p #006 (aka #114) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
9:30p (also Sun. April 19, 2020 at 10p on MeTV & MeTV HD) #007 (aka #115) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"
11p #011 (aka #119) - "The Deciding Vote": Ralph's in a tight two-man election for the position of Raccoon convention manager and the deciding vote belongs to Norton. The episode contains a classic sight gag involving Ralph trying to clean a vacuum cleaner after it has failed "the oatmeal test."
11:30p #012 (aka #120) - "Something Fishy": "I catch the fish," Ralph tells Alice, "you cook the fish. The only time we're together is when we eat the fish." Alice, however, has other ideas about Ralph and his lodge brothers worming their way out of taking the wives on the annual fishing trip. Ralph and Norton are desperate, so they angle for a way to leave Alice and Trixie behind.
(Decades) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Decades. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):
(CC?):
This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact they may want to show other shows.
Mon. April 13, 2020 11p #??? - (aka #161) - "The Curse of the Kramdens" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons arrive in Ireland. While there, they hear about the Ghost of Sheamus O’ Toole ruling over the Irish town that they are in. They learn that a Kramden (because of fact that the ghost’s connections to Ralph’s family) has to stay in the ancestral Kramden castle for one night in order for the curse to be broken.
Tue. April 14, 2020 11p #??? - “Curse of The Kramdens” (Part 2): Ralph forces Ed to come with him and spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has the ghost. They find out that the ghost is fictional because of two people scaring people who come into the castle. Ralph & Ed catch them and somehow the curse is broken.
Wed. April 15, 2020 11p #??? (aka #162) "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 1): The Kramdens & Nortons get the news that they are to appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. So they rehearse.
Thu. April 16, 2020 11p #??? "Mad Dogs & Englishmen" (Part 2): Ralph makes a fool of himself on the English TV show and Ed accidentally overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial.
Fri. April 17, 2020 11p #??? "Ed Norton Interviews: 'Brooklyn Dodgers'/'Rock & Roll'/'Guest Host'": (For Brooklyn Dodgers"): Ed gets interviewed about the Dodgers moving to LA. (For "Rock & Roll"): "Ed gets interviewed about Rock & Roll. (For Guest Host"): Art Carney helps out the guest host Johnny Ray.
Mon. April 20, 2020 11p #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.
Tue. April 21, 2020 11p #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.
Wed. April 22, 2020 11p #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.
Thu. April 23, 2020 11p #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.
Fri. April 24, 2020 11p #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.
(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)
This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.
Sun. April 26, 2020 10p #039 (aka #147) - "Alice & The Blonde": Audrey Meadows said that she "loved" the episode titled "Alice and the Blonde" (originally telecast June 2, 1956), and it's easy to see why. For once, it's Alice who's fuming. It's all because of what happens at the home of one of Ralph's co-workers. Trying to ingratiate himself with Bert Weedemeyer (who Ralph thinks may become the bus company's new general manager), Ralph---with Norton by his side, naturally-heaps compliments on the man's wife, a ditsy platinum blonde who calls her husband "Twinkles." Ralph's fawning and flattery isn't amusing Alice, who'll have her revenge. Rita Weedemeyer: Freda Rosen. Bert: Frank Behrens.
*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.
Credit I think goes to decades.com, zap2it.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.