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Ohio8
02-08-2020, 07:38 PM
Jan: "Do you know what satisfaction is?"
Cassie: "Often."

Lois: "Ninety dollars a day to argue in a forest."

Lois: "Somebody call a strike and not tell me?"

MA
02-08-2020, 08:33 PM
Dot Higgins:
[waitresses consoling Vicki, who is shocked to learn her father is having an affair with Nancy] Imagine finding your father with Nancy...

Jan Hoffmeyer:
Imagine finding your father with ANYONE.

Cassie Cranston:
[wisecracking] Imagine finding anyone with Nancy.

Ohio8
12-19-2020, 04:11 PM
(Last lines of the series.)
Sonny: "...maybe we can do it again some time."
Dot: "Sure. As long as you're willing to be a gentleman."
(He gives her her coat and purse.)
Dot: "Ohhh! Thank you."
Sonny: "After you."

MA
12-21-2020, 08:39 AM
Jan Hoffmeyer: [waitresses consoling Vicki, who is shocked to learn her father is having an affair with Nancy] Imagine finding your father with Nancy...

Dot Higgins: Imagine finding your father with ANYONE.

Cassie Cranston: [wisecracking] Imagine finding anyone with Nancy.

mustCtv
12-23-2020, 04:46 PM
Nancy (on uncharacteristically championing Dot): If you mention this to the girls, I'll not only fire you, I'll strike you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

MA
05-13-2026, 08:41 AM
Cassie Cranston: "Lieberman? That's my doctor!"